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Linha Do Tempo Completa de Twin Peaks

Em fase de tradução

versão 19/12/2004 (aos poucos se chega lá)

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Esta transcrição está totalmente revisada e inclui cenas do filme e da série até o último capítulo (a maioria das cenas está descrita) Muitas notas adicionais estão incluídas. Há novos diagramas de Xadrez, bem como diagramas da Sala Vermelha em 2021 foram incluídos por Thomas Michanek.

 

Este é um arquivo muito longo (em torno de 5000 linhas) e não contem quebra de páginas.

* Se possível, vou tentar desdobrá-lo para maior clareza na hora de inserir comentários e teorias

A LINHA DE ^ TEMPO ^ DE TWIN PEAKS

COMPILADO ORIGINALMENTE POR EDWIN NOMURA

Esta linha de tempo cobre somente eventos mencionados ou que ocorreram na versão televisionada nos Estados Unidos da série Twin Peaks e do Filme "Twin Peaks - Os Últimos Dias De Laura Palmer" aqui também chamado de "Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me" ou Simplesmente FWWM para abreviação.

Materiais de outros livros ou fitas e as assim chamadas "versões européias" foram ignorados. Há menções a fatos em todos os lugares, assim não leia um determinado capítulo apenas sem ter visto a série completa ou o filme.

Todos os fatos relevantes foram incluídos mesmo os que criavam conflito de continuidade.

Todos os eventos relativos a um episódio são mencionados nesse episódio, e as vezes já foram mencionados em outra parte.

Para encontrar um determinado episódio procure por EPISÓDIO e XXXX, aonde XXXX se

refere à temporada (ex: 2007 corresponde á temporada 02 episódio 07)

(Cooper para Doc, 1002) significa Cooper fala de um evento para Doc no episódio 02 da primeira temporada.

Esta linha do do tempo é baseada em uma começada por Jerry Boyajian. Muito obrigado vai para Ed Hughes, Thomas Michanek, David Coufal e todos os outros do fórum em alt.tv.twin-peaks cuja ajuda foi imensurável.

Uma cópia comprimida estará disponível via ftp anônimo em audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au (130.220.16.88) em pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z

Esta linha do tempo é para uso particular somente e pode ser distribuída livremente.

Edwin Nomura

enomura@ucsd.edu

Traduzido por Sidney de Sousa para o Português do Brasil. Novembro de 2004

paulflop@hotmail.com         Notas sobre a tradução e gramática  = por favor leia antes de reclamar.

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A LINHA DO ^ TEMPO ^ DE TWIN PEAKS

 

1913 (aprox.) (Truman para Sternwood, 2005)

            -- Joshua Palmer, avô de Leland's traz a família.

???? (Jerry para Ben, 2008)

            -- Ben, Jerry, e Louise Dombrowski dançando sobre a passadeira.

1959 (Will para Cooper, 2001)

            -- Elks Club pega fogo.

1962 (Will e Truman para Cooper, 2010)

            -- Dwayne Milford se candidata para prefeito pela primeira vez.

1965 (aprox.)

            -- Windom Earle pode ter começado a busca pelo Black Lodge (Cooper para Truman, 2021)

            -- FBI empresta Earle para a Força Aérea (Gordon para Cooper, 2018)

            -- Ed e Norma ficam juntos ("por 4 anos", Ed para Cooper, 2001)

 

1969 (Briggs para Cooper, 2013)

            -- Projeto Blue Book oficialmente encerrado.

 

1969 (aprox.)

            -- Bookhouse Boys formado ("Agora já se passaram 20 anos", Truman para Cooper, 1003)

            -- Eileen recebe cartas de amor de Ben ("Há 20 anos", Ben para Eileen, 2018)

            -- Norma se manda com Hank.  Ed e Nadine ficam juntos e casam. Na Lua-de-Mel Ed

               acidentalmente atira no olho de Nadine. (Ed para Cooper, 2001)

              

               Mar  ("20o aniversário", Shelly para Norma, 2021)

            -- Norma ganha o primeiro concurso Miss Twin Peaks.

              

               Abr

            -- Hank e Norma cansam-se ("20 anos atrás no próximo mês", Hank para Norma, 1007)

            -- Norma começa a trabalhar no RR ("20 anos agora em Abril", Norma para Nadine, 2007)

               Jul (Um guarda-chuva de Jacoby, 1007)

            -- Guarda-Chuva de Jacoby vindo do Kahala Hilton.

 

1974 (Cooper para Jerry, 2008)

            -- Jerry se forma por último em sua classe de 142 da Universidade Gonzaga.

               Ago (Um guarda-chuva de Jacoby, 1007)

            -- Guarda-Chuva de Jacoby: Pus os olhos em Mimsey pela primeira vez.

 

???? (Audrey para Donna, 1002)

            -- Ben canta para Laura.

 

1981 (aprox.) (Catherine para Pete, 2014)

            -- Eckhardt planeja a morte de Andrew.

 

1982 (aprox.) ("por 3 anos", Cooper para Truman, 2014)

            -- Cooper e Earle começam a jogar xadrez todos os dias por 3 anos. Cooper nunca ganha.

 

1983 ("6 anos atrás"), Truman para Cooper, 1000)

            -- Andrew Packard trás Josie de Hong Kong para ser sua esposa

            -- Começa o emprego de Josie ("6 anos", Jonathan para Josie, 2004)

 

1983 (aprox.) (Will para Andy e Dick, 2014)

            -- Nicky nasce após ser concebido em um assalto. A mãe morre durante o parto.

 

1984 ("5 anos", Ben para Audrey, 2007)

            -- Ben assume como dono do Jack Caolho.

 

1984 (aprox.) ("Eu tinha 13 ou 14", Donna para Harold, 2005)

            -- Donna e Laura encontram Josh, Rick e Tim

 

1985  ("4 anos atrás", Cooper para Truman, 2014)

            -- Caroline assassinada enquanto estava sob custódia protetora de Earle e Cooper. Cooper

               é ferido e Earle é internado em uma instituição.

            -- Jeffrey bate em Evelyn pela primeira vez ("4 anos atrás", Malcolm para James, 2012)

 

1986  ("3 anos atrás", Cooper para Truman, 1002)

            -- Cooper tem um sonho onde aprende as técnicas dedutivas que ele exercita. em 1002 e torna-               se profundamente comovido pelo engajamento do povo tibetano.

            -- A verdadeira mãe da Sra. Tremond morre (Jovem Sra. Tremond para Donna, 2009)

               Abr 1986 (Cooper para Leo, 1003)

            -- Leo autuado por efetuar um retorno proibido (* curva em U ilegal em tradução literal).

 

1987 ("Um ano e meio", Lucy para Cooper, 2004)

            -- Andy e Lucy começam a sair juntos.

              

               Ago (aprox.)

            -- Josie contrata Hank para matar Andrew Packard mas Catherine e Andrew causam sua

               morte em um acidente de barco. Truman conta pela primeira vez a Cooper que Packard

               morreu "ano passado" (1000) mas depois conta a ele que isso aconteceu "há um ano e meio

               atrás", (1001)

            -- Hank recebe a culpa pela morte de um andarilho sem nome, sendo condenado por

               condução perigosa e mandado para a cadeia.

               Nov (Cooper to Leo, 1003)

            -- Leo autuado por bebedeira e desordem.

 

1988  ("ano passado", Truman para Andy, 1000)

            -- Alguma coisa no celeiro do Sr. Blodgett faz Andy desabar e chorar.

            -- Denise descobre que usar roupas de mulher o acalma ("ano passado", Denise para

               Cooper, 2011)

 

               Jan

            -- Teresa muda-se para o estacionamento de trailers Fat Trout (arquivo de Teresa, FWWM)

               9 Fev (Andy to Cooper, 2001)

            -- Leo vai para a cadeia em Hungry Horse, Montana

 

????

            -- Leland atende ao anúncio de Teresa na revista Fleshworld e encontra-se com ela num  motel.

            -- Teresa arranja o próximo encontro de Leland com ela e um par de amigas dela em um

               motel que vem a ser Laura e Ronette. Leland vê Laura e some depois de dar a Teresa

               algum dinheiro. Ele vê Pierre, que faz uma dança e desaparece depois de Leland passar

               andando por ele.

            -- Teresa tenta chantagear Leland (Ronette e Jacques para Laura, FWWM)

 

            -- O braço esquerdo de Teresa ficou inerte por três dias

               "pouco antes de sua hora chegar", (Irene para Desmond e Stanley, FWWM)

 

               Perto da metade de Fev (FWWM)

            -- Leland esmaga uma TV, então espanca a cabeça de Teresa

 

 

 

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"Fire Walk With Me" - O filme (* Twin Peaks - Os Últimos Dias de Laura Palmer)

Feito em 28/08/92 Escrito por David Lynch e Robert Engels

Dirigido por David Lynch

 

 

                  Dia

               -- O corpo de Teresa Banks embrulhado em plástico flutua pelo Rio Wind [Cooper conta a

                  Diane que ele está em frente ao Rio Wind próximo de onde o corpo foi encontrado]

 

                  Dia

               -- Escritório de Gordon Cole em Portland.

 

    -- C: ME CHAME O AGENTE CHESTER DESMOND LÁ EM FARGO, DAKOTA DO NORTE

 

               -- Fargo, Dakota Do Norte. Desmond e dois outros agentes estão no meio de uma revista a

                 duas prostitutas. Garotos em um ônibus estão chorando e gritando. O telefone do carro de

                 Desmond toca e Cole diz que ele precisa dele no Oeste.

 

    -- D: {atende ao telefone do carro} Alô.

    -- C: CHET, ESTOU TE CHAMANDO DE PORTLAND, OREGON. {Desmond abaixa a antena} É O

       CHEFE DO BUREAU REGIONAL GORDON COLE CHAMANDO DE PORTLAND, OREGON.

    -- D: O.K., GORDON.

    -- C: O-RE-GON !! EU TENHO UMA GAROTA QUE FOI ASSASSINADA. DEZESSETE ANOS DE

       IDADE. CHAMADA TERESA BANKS. CHET, EU TENHO UMA SURPRESA PARA VOCÊ. ALGO

       INTERESSANTE QUE GOSTARIA DE TE MOSTRAR. PREPARATIVOS ESTÃO SENDO FEITOS

       E EU ENCONTRAREI VOCÊ NO AEROPORTO PRIVATIVO DE PORTLAND.

    -- D: O.K., Gordon.

 

               -- Aeroporto privativo de Portland. Desmond chega voando.

 

    -- C: Chet, bom te ver.

    -- D: {aperta a mão de Cole} Gordon.

    -- C: CHET, DÊ A SAM STANLEY UM APERTO DE MÃO. {move-se para Stanley} ELE VEIO LÁ DE

           SPOKANE.

    -- S: {aperta a mão de Desmond} Prazer. Ouvi um bocado a seu respeito.

    -- C: SAM É O CARA QUE QUEBROU O CASO WHITMAN.

    -- D: {para Sam} Parabéns. {para Cole} EU OUVI A RESPEITO DISSO.

    -- C: CHET, SUA SURPRESA. {move-se para o hangar}

 

              -- Lil caminha para fora, usando uma peruca vermelha faz uma dança. Ela faz uma cara de

                 quem comeu algo azedo, fica andando no mesmo lugar, põe uma mão em seu bolso, e faz

                 um punho fechado com a outra enquanto pisca os olhos.

                 * vou assistir o filme e preciso verificar se é punho mesmo ou se é uma figa.

 

    -- C: O NOME DELA É LIL. ELA É A GAROTA DA IRMÃ DA MINHA MÃE. {Mantém 4 dedos em

           frente aos olhos como uma grade.

    -- D: Federal.

    -- C: BOA SORTE, CHET.  SAM, VOCÊ GRUDA NO CHET.  ELE TEM SEU PRÓPRIO M.O. -

           MODUS OPERANDI. VOCÊS CAMARADAS PODEM ME ENCONTRAR NO ESCRITÓRIO DA

           PHILADELPHIA. ESTOU VOANDO ESTA NOITE.

 

                  -- Já no meio do caminho, Desmond explica a dança de Lil para Stanley.

 

    -- S: Aquela coisa com aquela garota dançante era de verdade, não era ? O que exatamente

           significava aquilo ?
    -- D: Eu vou explicar isso para você. Lembre a cara amarga da Lil.
    -- S: O que você quer dizer ?

    -- D: O rosto dela tinha uma expressão amarga. {Stanley concorda} Nós vamos ter problemas com

            as autoridades locais. Eles não serão receptivos ao FBI.

            Ambos os olhos piscando significa problema vindo de cima. Os olhos das autoridades locais.

            Eu aposto no xerife e no assistente.
            Você notou que ela tinha uma mão dentro do bolso. O que significa que eles estão escondendo

            algo. E a outra mão fechada, o que significa que eles serão beligerantes.

            Lil ficava andando no mesmo lugar, que quer dizer que haverá um bocado de serviço de perna

            envolvido. Cole disse que Lil era a garota da irmã da mãe dele. Agora, o que está faltando

            nessa sentença? O tio. Não é o tio do Cole, mas provavelmente o tio do xerife está em uma

            prisão federal.

            Deixe-me perguntar uma coisa Stanley.

            Você notou alguma coisa quanto ao vestido dela ?

    -- S: O vestido foi alterado para servir nela. eu notei uma cor diferente de linha aonde o vestido foi

            costurado e ajustado.
    -- D: Gordon disse que você era bom. Vestido ajustado é nosso código para drogas.

    -- S: Ah.

    -- D: Você notou o que estava pregado a ele ?

    -- S: Uma rosa azul ?
    -- D: Bom. Ma eu não posso te falar a respeito disso.
    -- S: Não pode ?
    -- D: Não, não posso.

 

                  -- minutos antes das 4:30 pm (Cable para Desmond) * esse horário está maluco

                  -- Desmond e Stanley na delegacia de Deer Meadow.
                 -- Desmond está esperando num canto, Stanley está analisando o lugar. A recepcionista
                     está lendo um livro. Nada. então o assistente do xerife, Cliff entra.


    -- D: Boa tarde. Bureau Federal de Investigações. Agente Especial Chester Desmond. Eu gostaria de

            ver o xerife Cable por favor.
    -- C: "Pur que você num senta lá; por que você num senta parceiro. Vai em frente, sinta-se em

            casa... qui vai demora um bucadinho" (recepcionista cai na risada. Cliff se curva, sussurra para

            ela e eles riem ainda mais) "Pur que qui você num tom'um café ali ? Tava até fresco 2 dias

            atráis". (rindo com a recepcionista).
    -- D:  Agora eu já tive o bastante da sala de espera. (contorna o balcão)
    -- C:  Ah, é assim heim ?  (Barra o caminho de Desmond)

 

                  -- Desmond para em frente a Cliff, uma mão erguida. Pausa. Então ele agarra o nariz de

                     Cliff e o torce fazendo-o ajoelhar-se.


    -- D:  (para a recepcionista) Você pode começar aquele café fresco agora mesmo.

 

                   -- Desmond entra no escritório de Cable.


    -- C:  Com os diabos, como você entrou aqui ?
    -- D:  Agente Chet Desmond, Bureau federal de Investigações. Eu estou investigando o assassinato

            de Teresa Banks.
    -- C:  Bem... camaradinha.  Nós não vamos precisar de nenhuma ajuda externa por aqui. Eu não vou

            querer o seu pessoal fungando no meu pescoço pela floresta. De fato, quando os caras do

            estado me falaram de um J. Edgar vindo para cá, eu acho que disse: e daí ?


                  -- Cliff entra, ainda com a mão segurando o nariz


    -- D:  Tá tudo certo assistente. O xerife Cable pode cuidar disso a partir daqui.

    -- C:  Cliff... (sinalizando para ele; Cliff sai)
    -- D:  Seu comportamento não é engraçado. está gastando o tempo do Governo Federal.
    -- C:  Você está com sorte de eu não gastar você.
    -- D:  Bem camaradinha, deixe eu colocar as coisas dessa forma. A palavra funcional aqui é

            "federal." Agora eu estou mandando que você libere toda informação pertinente a Teresa Banks.

            Quando viva e quando morta.
    -- C:  (saca de uma caixa e joga para Desmond) Morte básica. Banks era uma sebosa e ninguém a

            conhecia.
    -- D:  Onde está o corpo ?
    -- C:  Está lá atrás no nosso necrotério. (Desmond começa a sair) São 4:30. Nós fechamos as 5:00.
    -- D:  Nós temos o nosso próprio relógio. Nós vamos assumir.

 

                  -- No caminho, Desmond nota um jornal emoldurado pendurado na parede. Nela se lê

                     "Cable Entorta aço" E tem uma figura de Cable curvando uma barra de aço.
                  -- Desmond e Stanley andam até o necrotério anexo.


    -- S:  Sabe Agente Desmond, Eu imagino que esse escritório inteiro com a mobília incluída, vale

          27,000 dólares.

 

                  -- No necrotério Desmond lê a ficha de Teresa.


    -- D:  (Lendo) Teresa Banks...  Teresa Banks mora no Fat Trout, um estacionamento de trailers, por

             um mês. vamos verificar isso.
    -- S:  É...
    -- D:  Trabalhava como garçonete no Hap's Diner. Trabalhava durante a noite. Bom lugar par um jantar

             enquanto estamos por aqui, Sam.
    -- S:  Sim...
    -- D:  Ninguém veio reclamar o corpo.  Ninguém próximo a ela.
    -- S:  (tira seu gravador, liga o gravador e o coloca na mesa, examina Teresa) Crânio esmagado.

            Causa provável repetidas pancadas na parte de trás da cabeça provocadas por um objeto

            pesado de angulo obtuso. (anotando)
            Eu fico pensando: onde está o anel dela ?
    -- D:  Acessórios pessoais incluem um relógio de pulso, roupa de baixo, uniforme cor de rosa de

            garçonete... (olha para os objetos) O anel está faltando.
    -- S:  (olhando para o dedo anelar da mão esquerda) parece ser uma contusão
            interessante. Sob o dedo anelar da mãe esquerda.
    -- D:  Acidental?
    -- S:  (empurra a máquina para o lado, põe a mão de Teresa nela, olha através do visor) Agente

            Desmond por favor, poderia segurar a mão para mim ? (Desmond segura a mão no lugar) Tem

            alguma coisa aí. (levanta a unha do dedo) Sim...
    -- D:  O que é isso ?
    -- S:  Um pedaço de papel branco. Com a letra "T" impressa sobre ele. Venha cá, dê uma olhada. 

            (Desmond olha)
 

                  -- 3:30 am (Stanley para Desmond)

                  -- Stanley e Desmond saem do necrotério.

 

    -- S:  Agente Desmond, são 3:30 da manhã. Quando nós vamos dormir ?
    -- D:  Nós não vamos. Eu e você vamos arrumar alguma comida.

 

                  -- Hap's Diner. Dentro no escritório do gerente, eles interrogam o gerente Jack que está

                     usando um broche onde se lê "Diga olá para Jack" com um grande "olá" cruzado nele e

                     "Adeus" rabiscado em baixo.


    -- J:  Pergunte isso para Irene. Irene sabe disso. Agora Irene é o nome dela e é de noite. Não vá

            muito longe com isso. Não há nada de bom a respeito.

 

                  -- Desmond e Stanley se dirigem ao balcão. Alguém está trabalhando na sala em um luz

                      que fica acendendo e apagando.


    J:  Como está indo com essa bendita lâmpada ?

 

                  -- No balcão, eles interrogam Irene.


    -- D:  Bureau federal de Investigação. Agente Especial Chet Desmond. Eu gostaria de fazer a você

            algumas perguntas sobre Teresa Banks. Jack disse que você a conhecia. Quão bem ?

    -- I:   Ela só trabalhou aqui um mês. Garota legal. A pesar de que, parecia nunca chegar aqui na

            hora. Se me perguntar, ela tinha um probleminha com... (dá três cheiradas fortes)
    -- D:  Você já viu Teresa Banks cheirar cocaína?
    -- I:   Não.
    -- D:  Você já usou cocaína, Irene?
    -- I:   Não, eu não. eu não uso cocaína ou qualquer outra droga. Eu não uso drogas.
    -- S:  Nicotina é uma droga. Cafeína é uma droga.
    -- I:   (para Desmond, apontando para Sam) Quem é o cabeça grande ? (para Sam) essas drogas

            são legais.
    -- D:  ele está comigo. Tem alguma coisa que você gostaria de nos dizer sobre Teresa Banks que

            poderia nos ajudar ?
    -- I:   Eu fico pensando nisso. Se você me perguntar, a morte dele é o que você poderia chamar de

            um acidente maluco.
    -- D:  Obrigado.

 

                  -- Num canto, um velho está sentado com uma moça bonita a seu lado. O velho fala:


    -- V:  Você está falando sobre aquela garotinha que foi morta ?
    -- D:  Você tem alguma coisa para nos contar ?
    -- V:  Eu não sei bosta nenhuma. {mulher que está com ele diz algo para ele}
    -- S:  (baixinho para Chet) Agente Desmond, deveríamos interrogá-lo ?
    -- D:  (olha para Stanley segurando o café na mão esquerda) Que horas são, Stanley? (Stanley vira o

            pulso e derruba o café sobre a perna aí começa a enxugar tudo com guardanapos de papel) É

            tarde, Sam. desculpe.
    -- S:  É cedo, é muito cedo. É realmente muito cedo.
    -- I:   Sabe, eu nunca disse isso a ninguém. Mas uma vez, por uns três dias, logo antes da hora dela

            chegar, o braço da Teresa ficou completamente morto.
    -- D:  O que quer dizer ?
    -- I:   O braço esquerdo dela. Ficou inútil. Ela disse que não dava pra usar. Provavelmente foram

            essas drogas que ela tomava. eu só achei que devia contar pra vocês.
    -- D:  Obrigado.
    -- V:  Você está falando sobre aquela garotinha que foi morta ?
    -- S:  (baixinho para Chet) Eu duvido que foi um problema com drogas. Provavelmente problema de

            nervo. Eu posso verificar de novo o braço por ferimentos, mas eu tenho que levar o corpo de

            volta a Portland para fazer algum trabalho nos nervos.
    -- D:  Eu acho que essa é uma boa idéia.
    -- S:  Por favor Irene, nós gostaríamos de pedir alguma comida.
    -- I:   Você quer ouvir sobre os nossos especiais ? Não temos nenhum.
 

                  -- Amanhecer

                  -- Desmond e Stanley chegam no estacionamento Fat Trout e batem na porta de Carl Rodd

                     (está escrito, "Nunca perturbe antes das 9h00... nunca").


    -- R:  (de dentro, grunhindo) Oqqqqueeeee? Que que há ?! Oque ?!
    -- D e S: (reparam na mensagem e retiram seus distintivos)
    -- R:  Nove... Não sabe ler ?!
    -- S:  Já é bem tarde. Ou bem cedo.


                  -- (Rodd chuta a porta para abri-la)
    -- D:  Bureau Federal de Investigação, Agente especial Chet Desmond, Agente Sam Stanley.

            desculpe perturbar você mas precisamos ver o trailer de Teresa Banks.
    -- R: Ah merda. Aquele bendito trailer é mais popular que o dia do tio em um puteiro. Entende o que

            eu quero dizer ? Só quer dizer que -- mais merda que eu tenho para fazer agora.


                  -- Desmond e Stanley dão uma olhada no trailer de Teresa.


    -- R:  (do lado de fora) Tudo exatamente do jeito que ela deixou, Eu não toquei numa bendita coisa !

            Deus !

    -- D:  (nota um quadro no qual Teresa Banks usa um anel) Dê uma olhada nisso.
    -- S:  (olha) ela está usando o anel.
    -- R:  (lado de fora) Eu vou fazer para mim um copo de Bom Dia América. "Cêis" vão querer algúm ?

            (Chet e Sam emudecem afirmativamente, Rodd balança a cabeça e volta-se Rodd trás algum

             café para eles.)
    -- R:  (com canecas) Aqui vai rapazes.
    -- D:  Opa.  (pega a caneca)
    -- R:  Bom dia América. {dá um para Sam que bebe e tosse}
    -- D:  você está brincando. Esta coisa tem uma pegada de um ferrão de 48 horas.
    -- R:  {todos riem} Tá certo. esse é o melhor bendito café que você vai ver em qualquer lugar, amigo.
    -- S:  Nós com certeza precisamos de um bom "Acorde-Me", não é Agente Desmond ?
            (olha para Chet).
    -- D:  Sim, precisamos Sam.

 

                  -- Velhinha com pacote de gelo sobre o olho entra pela porta)


    -- D:  (para a mulher) Você conhecia Teresa Banks ?
     

                     -- poste da companhia telefônica acompanhado pelo barulho indígena. No poste está
                        escrito 24810 (um dígito antes e depois estão cobertos) e um grande 6, a velha vai

                        embora.


    -- R:  (emocionado) Olha, Eu já estive me lugares... Eu só quero ficar onde estou.
 

                  -- Meio-Dia
                  -- Na delegacia o xerife Cable não quer deixar o FBI levar o corpo. (Desmond e Stanley

                     entram, o motorista da van do FBI está parado lá e Cable também, Cliff e a recepcionista

                     comendo uma rosquinha)
    -- C:  O que diabos está fazendo essa coisa aí fora ? vocês não vão levar esse corpo a lugar nenhum.
    -- D:  (olha para o motorista, então para Cable) Estamos levando o corpo de vota para Portland e não

            há nada que você possa fazer a respeito. Teresa Banks tinha um anel. alguma idéia do que

            aconteceu com ele ?
    -- C:  Nós temos um telefone aqui. Ele tem um anelzinho.


                     -- Stanley entra no carro de perícias com o corpo de Teresa.


    -- D:  Leve a van de volta para Portland, Stanley. Eu vou dar mais uma olhada no estacionamento de

            trailers.
    -- S:  Agente Desmond. Uma coisa tem me encafifado. a rosa azul. Você está voltando ao

            estacionamento atrás da rosa azul.

                  -- Dia
                  -- Desmond está de volta ao estacionamento de trailers.
    -- R:  Aquele é o trailer do assistente Cliff lá perto do caminhão vermelho. Aquele caminhão também

            é dele.
    -- D:  O trailer de Teresa Banks está por... aqui. (olhando pra trás)
    -- R:  Bem aonde o deixamos.

 

                  -- Uma velha se aproxima e parece impaciente.


    -- V: Onde está aquela minha bendita água quente ?

    -- R:  Eu estarei em meu trailer.
    -- V:  Carl, Água quente !
    -- R:  Eu vou arrumar um pouco de Valium pra você. (indica a direção a ela) Desmond olha o poste

            telefônico (Barulho indígena novamente), então olha na direção de outro trailer. ele caminha na

            direção dele e vê um monte de sujeira com uma pequena identificação no topo. O anel de

            Teresa está nele. Ele alcança o anel e o pega.)

                  -- 16 Fev

                  -- 10:10 am (Cooper para Cole)
                  -- Na Philadelphia, Cooper no escritório de Cole no 7º andar.

                     * Cooper será identificado por D: (de Dale Cooper) para não confundir com Cole.


      -- D: Gordon, são 10:10 AM de 16 de Fevereiro. Eu estava preocupado com o dia de hoje por causa

             do sonho que eu contei pra você que eu tive.

 

                  -- Cole balança a cabeça afirmativamente. Cooper caminha da sala de Cole até o corredor

                     do hall de entrada e olha nas lentes da câmera de segurança. Ele corre na sala de

                     segurança vendo um corredor vazio no monitor. De volta ao corredor, olha a câmera e

                     depois de volta á sala de segurança. O monitor mostra um corredor vazio. Ele corre de

                     volta para corredor. Atrás dele no fim do corredor uma porta de elevador se abre e Phillip

                     Jeffries entra pelo corredor, em direção a Cooper, que não o vê porque está olhando

                     intensamente para a câmera. Cooper corre de volta para a sala de segurança e olha o

                     monitor vendo a si mesmo olhando para a câmera e então, Phillip Jeffries passa andando

                     por ele na direção da câmera.
                  -- Albert e Cole ficam paralisados ante Jeffries. Cooper entra correndo.


    -- C:  PHILLIP, É VOCÊ ?


                  -- Albert fica em pé. Jeffries entra sala a dentro.

 

    -- D:  (olhando para Phillip) Phillip?

    -- C:  COOPER, OLHE PARA O HÁ MUITO TEMPO PERDIDO PHILLIP JEFFRIES. VOCÊ DEVE

            TER OUVIDO FALAR DELA LÁ NA ACADEMIA.
    -- J:  Bem, agora eu não vou falar nada a respeito de Judy. De fato, não vamos falar nada de Judy.

            vamos mantê-la fora disso.
    -- D:  Gordon...
    -- C:  EU SEI, COOP.
    -- J:  {apontando para Cooper} Quem você acha que é esse aí ?
    -- A:  Sofreu alguns tombos no velho embalo, né Phil ?
    -- C:  O QUE DIABOS ELE DISSE, ALBERT ? (apontando para Cooper) ESSE É O AGENTE

            ESPECIAL DALE COOPER. {focado em Jeffries} PELO AMOR DE DEUS JEFFRIES, ONDE

            DIABOS VOCÊ TEM ESTADO ? VOCÊ SE FOI HÁ PERTO DE 2 ANOS.
    -- J:  Eu quero contar tudo pra vocês.


                  -- Estatica. Então volta para o passado em uma sala suja bagunçada. Um homem vestido

                     de vermelho segura um bastão. Há sete outros. O Homenzinho de Outro Lugar (MFAP) e

                     BOB estão sentados em uma mesa. Na parede distante estão a Sra. Tremond/Chalfont e

                     seu neto Pierre, dois lenhadores, e outro homem. Em uma mesa está uma panela com

                     creme de milho.

 

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                  * Como a partir daqui a conversa fica entrelaçada eu também vou reproduzir o efeito.

                     MFAP é o anão, J: é Jeffries, os demais serão nomeados por extenso. Estou

                     procurando uma figura de fundo para colocar n tabela ilustrando a cena de Jeffries.

                     Por enquanto fica assim mesmo Entenda-se Flashback como a  memória de Jeffries.

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Seres do Red / Black Lodge em Flashback

Phillip Jeffries no FBI falando loucamente

   

MFAP:  Garmonbozia. esta é uma mesa de fórmica.

 
  J:  Ah, acredite-me, eu segui !
MFAP:  Verde é sua cor.  
  J:  Era um sonho. Nós vivemos dentro de um sonho
Pierre: (apontando) Caiu uma vítima.  
MFAP:  Com este anel eu te caso.  
  J:  Anel. Estava embaixo da loja de conveniências.
   
-- O lenhador levanta e abaixa seu braço duas vezes.
   
MFAP:  Eletricidade.  
 

J:  Ouçam todos, ouçam cautelosamente.Eu 

     estive em uma de suas reuniões.

   
-- O homem de vermelho pula para trás
   
  J:  Eu encontrei algo ! Então lá estavam eles.
   

-- Pierre tira a máscara de sua face. É Pierre. Ele recoloca a máscara 

    e tira de novo. Um Chimpanzé. BOB e o anão vão para trás das cortinas. Jeffries chora.

 Estática.

 

 

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                  * Aqui voltamos ao normal. D: é Dale Cooper, C: é Cole, A: é Albert

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    -- C:  ELE SE FOI. ELE SE FOI. ALBERT, CHAME A MESA DA FRENTE.
    -- A: (no fone) Cheguei na mesa da frente agora. Ele nunca esteve aqui. e notícias de Deer Meadow.

            Agente Chester Desmond desapareceu.
    -- D:  Gordon, o que está acontecendo ?

 

                  -- Cooper toca de novo a fita da câmera de vigilância para Cole.


    -- D:  ele esteve aqui.
    -- C:  ma para onde ele foi ? E aonde está Chester Desmond?
 

                  -- Dia
                  -- Rodd aponta o caminho para o trailer de Cliff mas Cooper pega o mesmo trecho que

                     tomou Desmond e caminha na direção oposta.


    -- R:  {apontando} Aquele lá é o trailer dela. Eu nunca toquei numa bendita coisa. O Agente Chet

             Desmond veio pela segunda vez e pediu para ver o trailer do assistente Cliff Howard bem aqui,

             que eu mostrei pra ele. Então eu voltei para o meu trailer, e depois disso nunca mais o vi.
    -- C:  Obrigado Carl. desculpe acordá-lo. (sai andando)
    -- R:  Tudo Certo. estava tendo um mau sonho de qualquer forma. Já disse que esse não é o

            caminho para o trailer de Cliff.
    -- C:  Eu não vou para o trailer do assistente Cliff.
    -- R:  Bem, onde diabos você vai ?
    -- C:  Eu vou por aqui. {caminha}
    -- R:  O que tem por aí ? Bendito. Como esse pessoal é confuso

 

                   -- Cooper encontra rastro de pneus onde costumava ficar um trailer.


    -- R:  Você está procurando pelo que ?
    -- C:  O que havia aqui, Sr. Rodd ?
    -- R:  Um trailer estava aí. Que diabos você acha ?
    -- C:  Você pode me dizer de quem era esse trailer... e quem estava aí ?
    -- R:  (pensando) Ah... uma velha e seu neto.
    -- C:  Pode me dizer qual era o nome deles ?
    -- R:  Chalfont. Mas realmente, Chalfont era o nome do pessoal que alugou o espaço antes. Dois

            Chalfonts. Sujo, não ?
    -- C: {nota o carro} É o carro do Agente Desmond ?
    -- R:  È, é isso aí.


                  -- Eles andam para o carro. No pára-brisa, em vermelho, está escrito, "Let's Rock." (Vamos

                     Dançar)


                  -- 4:20 pm (Cooper para Diane)  ( * sempre será através do gravador)


   -- C:  (ao gravador)  Diane, são 4:20 pm. estou parado aqui no rio Wind próximo do local onde o corpo

            de Teresa Banks foi encontrado. Diane, este caso me dá uma sensação estranha. Não só o

            Agente Especial Chest Desmond desapareceu sem deixar traços, mas este é um dos casos

            rosa azul de Cole. As provas encontradas pelo agente Especial Chester Desmond e Agente

            Stanley levaram a becos sem saída. A letra que foi extraída de baixo da unha de Teresa Banks

            me dá a impressão que o assassino vai atacar novamente. Mas como diz a canção, "...Quem

            sabe quando ou como."

                     Ago

                  -- Laura consegue sua caixa de depósito no banco ("6 meses atrás," balconista  para

                     Cooper, 1000)

                  -- Laura começa a ver o Dr. Jacoby ("6 meses," Jacoby para Cooper, 1004)

                     Set
                  -- Leo autuado um assalto com agravantes. Acusações retiradas posteriormente. (Cooper

                     para Leo, 1003)
                  -- Ernie Niles sai da cadeia ("6 meses," Ernie para Hank, 2008)

                     Out

                  -- Lucy começa a ver Dick toda Quinta a noite ("por 3 meses," Lucy para Dick, 2003)

                     Dez
                  -- Laura começa a ver James ("2 meses atrás," Donna para a mãe, 1001)
                  -- Laura e James estão na floresta e Laura recita um poema para ele sobre fogo e pergunta

                     a James "Você quer brincar com fogo, garotinho ? ("uma noite quando começamos a nos

                     ver," James para Truman, 2001)

                     Jan 1989
                  -- Truman começa a ver Josie ("6 meses," Truman para Cooper, 1000)
                  -- Lucy e Dick tem um encontro numa cama de mostruário na casa de Horne
                     Mobiliário("6 semanas," Lucy para Dick, 2003)

                     5 Fev (Sábado) (Cooper para James, 1000)
                  -- Laura e James e o armário

                     6 Fev (Segunda) (data no topo da página do diário, 1000)
                 -- "Dia Um" (anotação no diário de Laura).
                     Diário: Corri 3 milhas hoje. estou exausta. O gatinho ganhou um novo colar.

                     12 Fev (Sábado)
                  -- O piquenique ("2 Sábados atrás," James para Cooper, 1001)

                     15 Fev (Quarta)
  
  
                  9:15 pm ("última noite," Donna para Laura)
                 -- James chama Donna procurando por Laura
  
                    16 Fev (Quinta)
                    Manhã
                 -- Em Twin Peaks, Laura anda para fora de sua casa, número 708.
                 -- Donna junta-se a Laura no caminho para a escola. Eles passam Mike e Bobby.

 

     -- D:  É... Mike, você é o cara.
     -- M:  Tá certo, Mike *é* o cara.
     -- B:  Mike... {com Mike em uníssono} *é* o cara.
     -- B:  Laura Palmer, vejo você mais tarde.


                 -- Laura corre para James na escola.
                 -- Laura se tranca no banheiro para dar uma cheirada rápida numa carreira de coca. Toca o

                    sinal da escola.

                    2:30 pm (relógio na parede)
                 -- Bobby está atrasado para a escola de novo. Ele beija a vitrine com o retrato de Laura.
                 -- James e Laura se encontram na sala do vestiário.


    -- L:  Beije-me.
    -- J:  Não tem importância. estamos apaixonados.
    -- L:  James, você não sabe sobre o que está falando. Desista de tentar segurar tão apertado. Eu me

            fui, há muito tempo... como um peru no milharal.
    -- J:  Você não é um peru. Um peru é um dos pássaros mais burros  do mundo.
    -- L:  {com lágrimas nos olhos} Glú... G-Glú, Glú.
    -- J:  Não me abandone. Não, Laura. Eu nunca abandonarei você.
            eles fazem amor no chão.
 

 

 

* Falta revisar os espaçamentos, o estilo, o formato e tipo da fonte, etc.

(eu sou paranóico nesse caso) e também alguns termos.

 

 

                  -- Fim da escola (toca o sinal)
                  -- Bobby está passado com Laura.


    -- B:  Hei ! Onde você esteve pela última hora ? Eu fiquei procurando você por aí tudo.
    -- L:  Eu estava bem atrás de você, mas você é muito burro para virar. {para Donna} Se ele se vira-se,

            ele podia ficar tonto e cair. (rude para Bobby)
    -- B:  Ah é ? Você vai estar chamando sedo e talvez eu não vou estar por aí.
    -- L:  {sorrindo graciosamente} Qual é, Bobby. Qual é...  Qual é.
    -- B:  {não consegue se segurar e sorri} Te amo, gracinha.

 

                  -- Bobby volta dançando para a escola. Os outros garotos começam a dançar uma dança
                     cheia de tropeços quando Bobby começa a dançar.
                  -- Depois da escola Donna e Laura estão na casa de Donna.


    -- D:  você vai ver James hoje a noite ?
    -- L:  Por que de repente você está interessada em quem eu vou ver hoje a noite ? A noite é minha

            hora certa.
    -- D:  Você está me contando. só porque você não vai me deixar ir em nada disso.
            você não vai ver Bobby, vai ?
    -- L:  Talvez.
    -- D:  Meu Deus, Laura.
    -- L:  Bem, por que não ?
    -- D:  Por que Bobby é um perdedor. você disse para si mesma. ele é um banana. James é o cara.

            ele ama você com aquele amor duradouro. Amor de verdade.
    -- L:  Sim, James é muito doce. Por que você não tira seu violino Donna ?
    -- D:  Tão doce. Deus, ele é gostoso.
    -- L:  Sim, James é muito doce e muito gostoso.
    -- D:  Eu fico imaginando se Mike poderia escrever um poema algum dia. (Laura rí)
            Você acha que se você estivesse caindo no espaço, você diminuiria depois de
            algum tempo ou iria mais e mais rápido ?
    -- L: (suspira) mais e mais rápido. Por um longo tempo você não sentiria nada.
           Então você explodiria em chamas... para sempre. E os anjos não ajudariam você
           ... Porque todos eles se foram.

 

                  -- Laura volta para casa. Ninguém mais está em casa. Ela vai para o quarto dela, acende

                     um cigarro. Ela tira o seu diário secreto de trás da cômoda pronta para escrever nele,

                     quando nota páginas arrancadas ela entra em pânico, pegando-o e correndo para fora do

                     quarto.

                  -- Laura chega na casa de Harold.


    -- H:  Laura...
    -- L:  (segurando o diário) 0 Meu diário secreto. há páginas faltando.
    -- H:  Quem faria isso ?
    -- L:  BOB.
    -- H:  Mas BOB não é real.
    -- L:  há páginas arrancadas - isso é real, Harold.
    -- H:  (pegando o diário e folheando-o) Bem, talvez...
    -- L:  BOB é real. Ele vem me possuindo dês de que tinha 12 anos. (Harold está atônito) e o diário foi

            muito bem escondido. Não há outra pessoa que poderia saber aonde estava. Ele vem através

            de minha janela a noite. Ele é real. Ele está conseguindo me conhecer agora. ele fala comigo.
    -- H:  O que Bob diz?
    -- L:  (tremendo) Ele diz que ele quer se eu... ou ele me matará.
    -- H:  Não... Não...
    -- L:  (estranhamente) Sim... Sim... (começa na direção de Harold)
    -- H:  O que? Por favor. O que ?
    -- L:  (Sentindo BOB vindo através dela. Harold afasta-se. Laura o agarra) ANDE NO FOGO COMIGO

            (* Como em cerimoniais religiosas). (faz uma cara, então enterra o rosto no ombro dele

            chorando e suspirando:) as árvores... as árvores...

    -- L: (eles desabam) Você tem que esconder o diário, Harold. você me fez escrever tudo nele. ele não

           sabe sobre você. você estará seguro. Me desculpe. (ela o beija, chorando, então se levanta em

           direção a porta) Eu não sei quando eu posso voltar. Talvez nunca. (parte)
 

                  -- Laura atordoada sob o ventilador.


    -- BOB:  Eu quero sentir o gosto através de sua boca.

                        17 Fev (Sexta)
                        Dia
                     -- Cooper fala para Albert.


    -- C:  Ultimamente eu tenho estado com o pressentimento que o assassino atacará de de novo. Mas

            por ser apenas um sentimento eu estou impotente para detê-lo Mais uma coisa Albert. Quando

            o próximo assassinato ocorrer, você me ajudará a resolvê-lo.
    -- A:  {levanta-se da mesa e abotoa o paletó} Vamos testar isso para registro Coop. A próxima vítima

            será homem ou mulher ?
    -- C:  Mulher.
    -- A:  Tudo bem. Que cor de cabelo ela terá ?
    -- C:  Loiro.
    -- A:  Conte-me outras coisas a respeito dela.
    -- C:  Ela está no colégio, ela é sexualmente ativa, ela está usando drogas. Ela está implorando por

            ajuda.
    -- A:  Que diabos, Cooper, o que estreita isso tudo -- você está falando sobre metade das colegiais

            da América! O que ela está fazendo bem agora ?
    -- C:  ela está preparando um monte enorme de comida.
 

                   -- No RR, Norma manda Shelly para ajudar Laura a levar as refeições para viagem ao carro

                      porque Heidi está com o nariz sangrando. enquanto Laura põe as jantas no porta malas

                      do carro, ela vê a Sra. Tremond/Chalfont e seu neto no estacionamento sinalizando para

                      ela se aproximar. Laura caminha em direção a eles e a Sra. Tremond/Chalfont segura

                      um quadro com moldura.

 

                  * Pierre, neto da Sra. Tremond/Chalford é "P:"


    -- T:  Este ficará bem na sua parede .


                  -- Laura pega o quadro. É de uma sala com papel florido e uma porta escurecida em seu

                     canto.


    -- P:  O homem atrás da máscara está procurando pelo livro com páginas arrancadas. Ele está indo

            em direção ao esconderijo. ele está embaixo do ventilador agora.

 

                  -- Laura vê Shelly vindo para fora do RR com um monte de outras refeições. Ela se volta

                     para ver os Tremonds indo embora, surrealisticamente distantes. Então diz á Shelly que

                     ela não pode fazer a entrega das "quentinhas" hoje.

                  -- Laura corre para casa, segurando o quadro. ela entra em casa, se movendo lentamente.

                     Quando ela chega no quarto dela, ela vê BOB parado lá, tendo puxado a cômoda. Ele

                     grita para ela e ela desce como um relâmpago a escada.
                     Ela passa por dois jardins frontais até uma grande árvore, e chorando vê quando Leland
                     sai andando da casa em seu carro (licença 758-EAK) e vai embora dirigindo. Laura diz

                     para si mesma que não pode ser ele.
                  -- Laura chega na casa de Donna chorando.


    -- L:  Donna... você... você é... minha melhor amiga... ?
    -- D:  È Claro. O que é que há Laura? O que está errado ? {elas se abraçam} Eu sou sua amiga

            sempre.
 

                     Entardecer

                  -- Laura chega em casa para o jantar. Leland já está sentado.

Leland:  Oi querida ! Como está Donna ?

    -- Laura :  Ela está Bem
    -- Leland:  Escola ?
    -- Laura :  A escola está bem.
    -- Leland:  Sente-se.  {Laura tira a jaqueta, envolve sua cadeira com ela e senta-se) Sente-se.

                     Esta com fome ?
    -- Laura:   Não, mesmo....
    -- Leland:  (nota o coração partido na correntinha) Você não lavou suas mãos antes de se sentar

                     para o jantar, lavou ? (se levanta e vai até Laura) Deixe-me ver. (pega suas mãos)
    -- Laura:   Tudo bem.
    -- Leland:  Ah, essas mãos estão sujas. Olhe (indicando o dedo do anel da mão esquerda) Tem

                     sujeira embaixo da unha desse dedo.
    -- Sarah:   (entra com uma tigela de purê de batatas, e a coloca na mesa) Leland, o que você

                     esta fazendo ?

nd:  olhe para este de do aqui.
Sarah:  Leland...
Leland:  Laura não lavou suas mãos antes do jantar.  (segura o
  colar com a metade do coração)  Ah, olhe só isso.
Laura:  (tentando tirar suas mãos)  Não...
Leland:  Ah, isso é de um amante ?  Você recebeu isso de seu amante ?
Sarah:  Eles não se chamam de amantes no colégio, Leland.
Leland:  Bobby não te deu isto.
Sarah:  Como você sabe que Bobby não deu isso para ela ?
Leland:  (belisca a bochecha de Laura)  Bobby deu isso para você ?  ou há
  alguém novo ?
Sarah:  {assustada}  Leland, Leland, não, não faça isso, ela não gosta
  disso.
Leland:  Como você sabe do que ela gosta ?
Sarah:  Pare com isso !  Pare !
{Leland solta o colar e senta-se.}
Sarah:  Agora você se senta e nós todos vamos jantar.
Leland:  Ah, eu vou sentar, mas ninguém aqui vai começar a
  comer até Laura lavar suas mãos.  (para Laura)  Lave suas
  mãos!
(Laura, em lágrimas, levanta-se.  Aterrorizada, ela lava suas mãos.)

   10:35 pm (relógio)
   -- Leland e Sarah estão prontos para dormir, quando Leland começa a chorar.  Ele
      vai e diz a laura que ele a ama.  Laura está congelada, em lágrimas.  Ela olha
      para seu quadro na parede, então lembra-se que ela deixou a figura da Sra.
      Tremond/Chalfont no quintal do vizinho lawn, aí ela o apanha e o pendura em
      sua parede.
   -- Laura sonha.
(O quadro.  Dentro da pintura e atraves da porta.
Há uma outra sala.  Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont esta parada lá,
nos chamando em sua direção e de outra porta.  Atraves da segunda porta.
  Outro aposento.  Pierre está parado lá.  Ele estala os dedos
e uma luz se acende.  Há uma sala vermelha.  O anel esta sobre a mesa.
Cooper entra.
MFAP:  (para Cooper)  Você sabe quem eu sou ?  (Cooper balança sua cabeça
  Eu sou o braço.  E eu faço esse barulho...  (poe a mão
  em frente aos lábios e faz um som indígena.  Ele apanha
  o anel.  É o anel de Teresa.  O símbolo dele é idêntico ao
  petroglifo no final do poste na caverna da coruja.}
Cooper:  (para a câmera}  Não pegue o anel... Laura, não pegue o
  anel.
{Laura está meio acordada, tenta mover seu braço esquerdo, mas ele está
  dormente.  Ela o move com o braço direito.  Ela oha para sua porta,
  então vira-separa sua esquerda e vê Annie Blackburn na cama com ela
  com sangue em volta da boca.
Annie:  Meu nome é Annie.  Eu estava com Dale e Laura.  O bom
  Dale está no alojamento e não pode partir.  Escreva isso em seu diário.
(Laura olha para a porta, então para sua cama.  Annie se foi.  Em sua mão
  esta o anel de Teresa.  Ela fica assustada.  Sarah chama, "Laura," muito longe,
  Apática.  Ela se levanta, vai para a porta e a abre.  Escuro
  do outro lado, acompanhado com o som indígena.  Ela
  olha para trás para o quadro e vê a sí mesma no batente olhando
  de volta á sala escura está a Sra. Tremond/Chalfont e seu
  neto.  Laura no quadro vira-se e olha para o quarto
  e se vê dormindo.}
(Laura acorda do sonho, olha e não vê nenhum anel em sua mão, olha para
  o quadropicture.  Ela retira o quadro da parede.)

18 Fev(Sabado)
  
   Dia
   -- Leo mostra a Shelly como limpar o chão.
L:  Aqui é onde nós moramos Shelly!
    -- S:  Como se eu não soubesse.
L:  Deixe eu te mostrar como lavar esse ladrílho e aí você vai
  fazer.
    -- S:  Sai fora, Leo.  Eu tenho que me aprontar para o trabalho.
L:  (para)  O que você falou ?  (empurra Shelly para baixo}
  Shelly, Eu não estou mais bancando o bobo !  a primeira coisa que você vai
  aprender é ter uma boa atitude !  essa é a chave !  Qualquer um
  vai te falar isso !  (fone toca, Leo se levanta, dá um tapa em Shelly) Não
  nem pense em ira a algum lugar, Eu ainda não terminei com você !
  {atende ao telefone}  Pronto.
Bobby:  Leo.  Bobby.
L:  O que você esta fazendo me chamando aqui?
B:  esculpa, hum, a bola de futebol está vazia.  Eu estou procurando o Noel
  Noel.
L:  e jeito nenhum, você já me deve dinheiro.  Cinco mil para ser exato.
{Shelly fala para si mesma, "cinco Mil???", Leo se preocupa se shelly
ouviu}
B:  Leo, você está me dizendo que não tem Papai Noel ?
   -- Bobby chama Jacques.
J:  Sim, Roadhouse.
B:  Jacques.  Bobby.  Eu preciso de algumas coisas, cara.
J:  Como é que você só me chama quando está desesperado ?  você tá desesperado,
  neném?
B:  Você está intereçado ou não ?
J:  Pode ser, Bobby.  Talves.  talves.  Por 10 Mil eu tenho um amigo que tem o que
  você quer.  Ah, o negócio dele é do melhor.
B:  Manda.  (começa a escrever alguma coisa no papel)
J:  Dois dias.  Meia-noite.  Pelo som da madeira serrando.
B:  Jacques seu canadense maluco fodido.  Isso soa grande.

   Noite
   -- Donna chega a casa de Laura bem na hora que ela esta pronta para sair.
    -- D:  Onde você vai?
L:  Rápido para lugar algum.  E você não vem.
    -- D:  Laura, vamos lá.  Lembra-se de mim?  Eu sou sua melhor amiga.  (Laura não
  esta receptiva)  Laura, não vai me fazer uma présa de um drink ?
  Cadê as rosquinhas ?
L:  Quer dizer Fred e Ginger?
    -- D:  Dançando...  {nota montes de bitucas nos cinzeiros}  Se eu tivesse um
  niquel por cada cigarro que sua mãe fumou, eu estaria morta.
L:  Vou te chamar amanhã.  {leaves}

 

Não traduzido ainda 16/11/2004 (dá pra notar ?)


    --    -- Laura chega no Roadhouse.  na entrada, ela encontra a mulher do tronco.
  MT:  Quando esse tipo de fogo começa, é muito difícil de extinguir.
  {Toca a testa de laura.}  Os tenras arcos da inocência queimam primeiro
  e o vento aumenta - então toda a bondade está em perigo.
      Laura faz uma pausa para olhar para sua silhueta antes de entrar.
   -- Dentro do Roadhouse, uma cantora canta no palco.  Laura senta-se e
      chora.  Donna vem andando e senta-se.  Laura acena para Jacques atrás do balcão
      do bar.  Jacques move acena para um para de caras que se aproximam dela
      com drinques.  Um deles desliza uma nota de 50 $.  Ela olha para a nota.
Laura:  Então voce quer comer a rainha que volta ao lar.
Buck:  Vamos dar a volta ao mundo nenem.
L:  {pega a nota de 50$}  Isto não vai levar você a walla-walla.
B:  Você vai mesmo pelo caminho todo, não vai garotinha ?
L:  Sedo ou Tarde.  {morde os lábios}  Você está querendo ir por todo o caminho até o fim ?
  Hah?  Você vai fazer isso pra mim ?  {vamos lá}
{Donna enxuga uma lágrima e vem para a mesa.}
    -- D:  Vamos rebolar.
L:  Que diabos você está fazendo ?
Tommy:  você é parte do negócio ?
L:  Não, ela não é.
{Donna pega um dos drinques e vira.  Laura beija Buck apaixonadamente.}
L:  Como você disse que era seu nome ?
B:  Buck.
L:  {nods}  Isso é muito legal, Buck.  {olha para Donna}
{Donna beija Tommy apaixonadamente.}
B:  Éh...
L:  Oquei, Donna, vamos lá.
   -- Dentro de um lugar já no Canadá, Laura e seus amigos encontram Jacques.
L: {para Donna}  Benvinda ao Canada...  Não espere um cão arrepiado aqui.
J:  Ei seus lerdos.  Adivinhem?
L:  Oque ?
J:  Não há amanhã.  Sabe por que nenem ?  Porque eu nunca estarei
  aqui.
L:  Hei Jacques.
J:  eu não estou Jacques.  Eu sou um grande fui.
L:  Eu sou o Largado.
J:  E o que você largou.  {Faz gesto de atira r contra a cabeça
  out}  estou tão vazio quanto um peido.
{Eles ficam passando os drinques em círculos e Buck põe algo na bebida de Donna.}
L:  Chug-a-lug (enchuga), Donna.
{Eles esvaziam as garrafas}
   -- Laura está sem a parte de cima dançando com Buck
   -- Donna está chapada dançando com Tommy.  Ela vê a blusa de Laura e
      amarra as mangas em torno da cintura.  Ronette está aqui também.
L:  Eu não vejo você des de que eu fui posta pra fora do Jack caolho.
R:  Que mais nós fizemos juntas ?  Ah, Eu lembro... {sorrindo}
J:  {para Laura e Ronette}  As gêmeas da festa.  Meu lanche
  escolar.  Vamos por alguma carne no meio.
R:  Ela já está morta há um ano.
J:  Quem ?
R:  Teresa.
L:  Teresa Banks?  É, um ano inteiro.
R:  Eh, ela ia ficar rica chantageando alguém.
J:  É isso mesmo.  Ela me chamou um dia.  Ela até me perguntou
  como seu pai se parecia.
L:  {surpresa}  O quê?!  Ela perguntou sobre o meu pai ?
J:  Ei, por que vocês duas não vem lá pra cabana esta semana?  Quinta-feira.
   -- Laura e Ronette sentadas numa mesa.  Laura estala os dedos e aponta
      down.  Buck se abaixa agradando as duas.
R:  Aqui vamos nós de novo... como se tivessemos voltado para o Jack Caolho.
L:  {sentindo prazer}  Ah, Deus.  Realmente é.
{Laura e Ronette se deliciam.}
R:  Oh merda.  Aquela é a Donna Hayward?
{Laura abre os olhos, luz branca, então ela grita se levantando
para conseguir que Jacques a ajude a tirar Donna de lá, que já está sem a parte de cima
tirando um barato com Tommy.  Laura grita para Donna nunca mesmo
usar suas coisas.}
L:  Donna, nunca...  {Jacques carrega Donna pra fora}

19 Fev (Sábado)

   De manhã cedo
   -- Leland dirige até a casa dos Hayward.  Dentro, Donna e Laura conversam.
    -- D:  Ei, como eu cheguei na minha casa ?  Como eu cheguei na minha cama ?
L:  A vida é cheia de mistérios, Donna.
    -- D:  Você estava louca comigo por usar uma coisa sua ?
L:  Eu não quero que você use minhas coisas.
    -- D:  Eu te adoro de verdade, Laura.  {Elas se abraçam}
L:  Te adoro, Donna.  Mas eu não quero que você seja como eu.
    -- D:  Por que você faz isso?
   -- Leland entra e se lembra de Laura e Ronette sentadas numa cama.
Leland:  Desculpe, querida.  estamos atrasados para encontrar mamãe para o café da manhã.
Laura:  {para Donna}  Pego você mais tarde.
    -- D:  {para Laura}  Tchau.
Leland:  {para Donna}  Tchau Tchau, Donna.
    -- D:  {para Laura}  Tchau.

   -- Na estrada, são seguidos pelo homem de um braço só, acompanhado por um barúlho indígena.
      Leland para atrás de um caminhão de toras que parou devido a 2 velhos
      atravessando a rua.  Laura sente o cheiro de coisa queimando.  O homem de um braço só (*OAM)
      corre em torno do caminhão de toras e vem na contra-mão parando ao lado
      de Leland.  Leland começa a acelerar o motor enquanto pisa nos
      freios.
OAM:  Você roubou o milho !  Eu o tinha enlatado por toda a loja !
  {gritando para Laura}  E Senhorita, a aparencia do rosto dela quando estava
  aberta.  havia uma serenidade !  {cão late}  Como o topo da mesa de
  fôrmica !  {o carro faz fumaça, fazendo um barulho horroroso, mal dando para ouvirr
  OAM}  The thread will be torn, Mr. Palmer,  {dog barks}  o fio
  se partirá! {Leland vira para Laura suando profusamente.  O
  Homem de um braço só ergue o braço mostrando o anel no dedo mínimo.  Leland
  começa a tocar a buzina.}  É ELE !  É SEU PAI !  {Laura
  Não pode entendê-lo com o barulho}
      O caminhão de toras se move e o OAM sai fora.  Leland dirige para um
      posto de serviço.
Mecanico    -- C:  Não faça isso com seu motor!  Você devia ter calma,
  Senhor.
Leland:  Por que alguém não faz slguma coisa sobre isso ?  Um homem vem
  do nada assim -- e começa a gritar com você como uma
  pessoa louca e incomodando minha filha ?!  {para Laura}  Você
  está bem querida ?
Laura:  {assustada}  Papai, você está bem ?
   -- Leland lembra-se de ter atendido ao anúncio de Teresa na Fleshworld
      e seu encontro no motel.
L:  Teresa Banks.  Você é bem parecida com a minha Laura.
T:  Então, quando é a próxima viagem de negócios, garotão ?
L:  Ah, breve.  e da próxima vez, vamos fazer uma festa com aquelas amigas que você
  me contou.
T:  Claro.  Eu posso arrumar isso.  (Leland cobre os olhos de Teresa)
  O que você está fazendo ?
L:  Quem sou eu ?
T:  Eu não sei.
L:  Está certo.
   -- Laura e Leland.
Laura:  Papai ?  papai ?!  {Leland volta do flashback}  QUEM ERA AQUELE ?!
  Ele parecia... familiar, eu já o encontrei ?
Leland:  Nâo, você não o encontrou.  Você o encontrou ?
Laura:  Nâo!
Leland:  Vamos lá pegar a sua mãe.
Laura:  {ainda tremendo}  Nâo, nâo, apenas sente aí por um momento.
Leland:  {desliga o motor}  Oh meu Deus, Um homem vem assim do azul
  Assim.  Aonde esse mundo chegou ?
   -- Leland recorda de chegar ao hotel e ver Laura
      e Ronette na cama.  Ele está quase partindo, mas Teresa o segura.
T:  Hei Bonitão.
L:  Oi.  {a puxa de lado}
T:  Oque há de errado ?
L:  Nada.  Eu fiquei com medo.  {dá dinheiro a ela, ela pega.  Ele vê Pierre
  Pierre faz uma dança com a máscara branca e o bastão.  depois de Leland passar
  por ele Pierre desaparece.}
   -- Laura e Leland.
Laura:  Papai ?
Leland:  Sim ?
Laura:  você veio para casa durante o dia semana passada ?
Leland:  Não... {balança a cabeça para os mecânicos}  DEIXE-NOS EM PAZ!!
  MADIÇÃO E VOLTEM AO SEU TRABALHO!!
Laura:  {tremendo}  Eu pensei... ter visto você.
Leland:  Oh Deus, Sabe ?  Eu realmente parei em cas na Sexta, deixe-me pensar
  nisso.  Eu tive uma severa dor de cabeça e eu estava na vizinhança
  aí eu entrei e saí de casa para pegar umas aspirinas.
  Aonde você estava, Laura?  Eu não te ví.
Laura:  {assustada}  Um... Eu estava bém no fim da rua...

   8:00 pm (clock)
   -- Laura se lembra.  Ela se lembra do anel do OAM, aquele
      que o MFAP tinha e o de Teresa.  Ela imagina que são o mesmo.
      Luz branca no teto.
L:  Quem é você ?  Quem é você realmente ?
   -- Leland se lembra de espancar a cabeça de Teresa.  Antes dele bater
      na TV, o barulho de indio é ouvido.

21 Fev (Terça)

   Manhã
   -- Em seu quarto, Laura cheira oa resto de cocaina no plástico

   Dia
   -- Laura encontra Bobby na escola.
B:  Hei.
L:  Eu estou perto de você.
B:  Cuidando de você benzinho.  Você e eu vamos marcar um grande placar
  hoje a noite.  Oque é isso ?  {tira um saquinho de tras da orelha dela}
  Mas isto deveria te dar uma onda.
L:  Obrigado.  {pega o saquinho}  Um grande placar ?
B:  Talves nosso maior.  Não conte para Mike.  Isto é só
  entre você e eu.  Hoje a noite, me encontre 2 portas abaixo da sua as 11:00 pm.

   Meia noite (Jacques para Bobby)
   -- Bobby e Laura entre as arvores.  Eles sentam e esperam. 
L:  Bobby, eu encontrei uma pinha.  {mostra a ele a pinha}
B:  cala a boca, cala a boca, cala a boca.
L:  Bobby, eu encontrei uma sujeira.
B:  Cala a boca, cala a boca.  Aí vem ele.
      Delegado Cliff Howard aparece.
B:  Quem mandou você ?
    -- C:  Jacques.
L:  Tá certo.  {tira um grande pacote de cocaina, Laura o apanha
  e agarra em suas mãos}  Uauuu.
    -- C:  Gosta dessa garotinha ?  {começa a tirar sua arma}
B:  OQUE ?!  {Laura grita, Bobby puxa sua arma e atira em Cliff, parado
  em pé, atira de novo, Cliff se move, outro tiro}
L:  OH MEU DEUS !  OH MEU DEUS !.  Bobby, o que você fez?
B:  {chocada}  Eu atrei nele.  Oh meu Deus !  Eu atirei nele!  QUE FODA!  {começa a
  jogar lixo sobre Cliff}  Chega aqui e me ajuda!  Vencá !  Caralho !
  {Laura parada, então explode em gargalhadas.  Bobby a sacode}  Cale
  essa porra, isso não é engraçado, Laura!  Isso não tem porra de graça nenhuma.
  Agora ajude-me a enterra-lo.  Merda.
L:  Bobby, você matou Mike.
B:  Este não é o porra do Mike!!  {olha de volta para Cliff}  Este é Mike?
L:  Bobby, você imagina o que você fez ?  Você matou Mike.
B:  Cale a boca.
L:  {gargalhadas}  Bobby, você matou Mike.
B:  Cala essa porra de boca !!  Cala essa -- Vamos cair fora dessa
  porra!  Vamos...  Vamos sair fora dessa porra... vamos embora
  dessa porra... vamos...  {Laura ainda dando gargalhadas}

22 Fev (Quarta-Feira)

   Dia
   -- James vê Laura fora de sua casa
J:  Aonde esteve você noite passada, nós iamos ficar   juntos; {Laura olha para ele; Você se meteu em algo
  de novo.
L:  {sighs}  James.
J:  Então, quando eu vou conseguir ver você ?
L:  {vê que Leland está parado na porta}  eu tenho que ir.
   -- Maddy sente que Laura está com problemas (Maddy para Donna e James, 1005)
   -- Laura escreve em seu diário secreto (Donna para Cooper, 2009)
Fevereiro 22.  Noite passada eu tive o sonho mais estranho. Eu estava em
uma sala vermelha com um homenzinho, vestido de vermelho, e um homem velho
sentado em uma cadeira.  Eu tentei conversar com ele.  Eu queria contar
pra ele quem BOB era, porque eu pensei que ele podia ajudar.  Mas minhas
palavras de vagar e estranhas.  Era frustrante tentar falar.
Eu levantei e fui até o velho.  Então eu me inclinei
sussurrei o segredo no ouvido dele.
Alguem tem que parar BOB.  BOB só tem medo de um homem.  Ele
me falou uma vez.  Um hoem chamado Mike.  Eu penso se era Mike no
meu sonho.  Mesmo se fosse somente um sonho, eu tenho esperança que ele tenha me ouvido.  ninguem no mundo real me acreditaria.

   Noite
   -- Laura em seu quarto chapando
   -- Leland dá a Sarah um copo de leite drogado.  Após ela terminá-lo, ele
      anda pelo corredor e liga a chave do ventilador.  Laura
      gela.  Sarah sente sono lendo" Como Falar Alemão e vê"
      o cavalo branco.  BOB entra no quarto de Laura através da janela e vai para
     cima dela.  ela luta, segurando o rosto dele, tentando vê-lo.
L:  Quem é você... quem é você ?!
      BOB se torna Leland.  Ela grita, grita.

23 Fev (Quinta-Feira)

   Manhã
   -- Os Palmer no café da manhã.
Leland:  Laura, querida... Eu realmente gostaria de falar com você.
Sarah:  Laura, meu docinho.  {Laura rapidamente se levanta, coloca sua tigela
  na cozinha e sobe as escadas}  Laura...  {luzes acendem}
   -- Laura se apronta para a escola.
Leland:  {entra no quarto de Laura}  Laura, querida?  Coração?
  Tem algo errado esta manhã ?
Laura:  {meaning it, hissing}  Stay away from me.  {leaves}
{Leland knows she knows and he knows what he has to do.}
   -- Laura goes to school.  The day is a blur.
  
   After school
   -- Ronette's parents think she went to work at the perfume counter but
      she had in fact quit (Hawk to Cooper, 1002)

   5:00 pm (Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001)
   -- Laura arrives at Josie's for her English lessons

   6:00 pm ("an hour later," Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001)
   -- Laura leaves Josie's.  L: I think now I understand how you feel about
      your husband's death.

   Early evening
   -- Last entry in Laura's diary:  "Nervous about meeting J. tonight."
      (She remarks about having asparagus for dinner again, 1000)
   -- Laura writes in her secret diary (Donna to Cooper, 2009)
February 23.  Tonight is the night that I die.  I know I have
to because it's the only way to keep BOB away from me.  The
only way to tear him out from inside.  I know he wants me.  I
can feel his fire.  But if I die he can't hurt me anymore.
   -- Bobby meets with Leo and gives him $10,000 (Bobby to Mike, 1001)
   -- Leo calls Shelly ("last night," Shelly to Bobby, 1000)
   -- Ben is with Catherine (Ben to Jerry, 2008)
   -- Laura at Bobby's.
{Laura and Bobby are on a couch, kissing, Laura pulls away}
L:  Not tonight... Just... give me some stuff to hold me over
  'til tomorrow.
B:  Why?  Why not?  Where are you going?  {again}  Where are you
  going??
L:  I'm going _home_, Bobby.
B:  You don't want me.  You just want the blow, don't you?
  Okay.  {gives some to her}

   9:00 - 9:30 pm
   -- Laura returns home from Bobby's.  (Sarah tells Truman she last saw
      Laura when she got home about 9:00, 1000.  Bobby answers yes when
      Cooper asks him, "she was studying at your house until about 9:30.
      Isn't that right?", 1000)
L:  Goodnight.
Sarah:  Goodnight, sweetheart.
   -- Laura toots up
   -- James calls. [Albert confirmed, however, that the one call Laura
       received was placed from Ben's office, 2009]
L:  James...  Yeah, okay...  Oh James, I do love you.  Yeah, okay.
  I'll meet you in 15 minutes.  {phone slips away, she gets it,
  puts it to her other ear, wrong way}  I'll meet you in 15 minutes.
  {readjusts phone}  Okay?  I'll meet you in 15 minutes.  {hangs up,
  to herself}  God, why did I say that?  15 minutes...
       She looks at her painting and the angel disappears.
   -- Laura sneaks out of her house. James arrives and she gets on his bike
      as Leland watches out the front window.

   10:00 pm
   -- Leland calls Laura from Ben's office (Cooper to Truman and Albert, 2009)

   Night
   -- James and Laura stop at a clearing in the woods.
J:  The hell's wrong with you?
L:  That's right.  There's no place left to go is there, James?
J:  The hell's that supposed to mean?
L:  You know it and I know it.
J:  What's wrong with us?  We have everything.
L:  Everything but everything.
J:  Laura...
L:  {mocking}  Lau-ra...  {slaps him}
J:  {smiles}  You always hurt the ones you love.
L:  You mean the ones you pity.
J:  Say whatever you want.  I know you love me, and I love you.
L:  {they kiss}  I do love you, James.  {whispers}  Let's get lost
  together.  {break, scared}  Shit!
J:  What?
L:  He might try to kill you!
J:  Laura!  {Laura screams}  What's wrong?
J:  What?
L:  If he finds out.
J:  Laura, what's the matter?
L:  Bobby killed a guy.
J:  What are you talking about?  Bobby didn't kill anybody.
L:  Do you want to see?
J:  See what?
L:  Right.  Open your eyes, James.  You don't even know me.  There
  are things about me even Donna doesn't even know me.  Your Laura
  disappeared.  It's just me now.
J:  Laura...  {grabs her, she twists out}
L:  What about this, James?  {flips him the bird, he kisses her hard
  but she is ice cold}  I think you want to take me home now.
     
   12:30 pm (full moon)
   -- Laura jumps off James' bike at Sparkwood and 21 (James to Cooper, "at
      Sparkwood and 21," 1001)
J:  LAURA!
L:  DON'T!
J:  C'MON!
J:  DON'T!  JUST DON'T!!  {hugs him}  I LOVE YOU, JAMES!!  {runs off}
   -- In the woods, Laura meets up with Ronette, Leo, and Jacques
J:  Right on time, baby.

   1:00 am (Cooper to cops, 2001)
   -- At Jacques', everyone is high.  Laura is tied up.
L:  {being tied up by Jacques}  Don't.  Jacques, don't.  DON'T TIE ME
  UP TONIGHT!!
      Ronette is also tied up.
   -- Waldo is let out of his cage and pecks at Laura, and Leo puts a OEJ
      chip in her mouth and says, "Bite the bullet, baby." (Jacques to Cooper,
      1007)
   -- Leland appears at the window, unseen.
   -- Jacques, zipping up, walks out of the cabin.  Leland trips, grabs the
      bottle, knocks it over Jacques' head, and kicks him some.  Leo hears the
      crash and comes outside to see Jacques bleeding.  (Jacques thinks Leo
      hit him, Jacques to Cooper, 1007)  Leo panics and takes off in his
      Corvette.  Leland goes inside.
   -- Leland marches the two tied up girls through the woods
   -- Out of breath, the OAM arrives at the cabin, too late.  He can hear
      screams.
   -- At the train car.  BOB and Leland going in and out like breathing.  Girls
      shuddering as he circles them.  He ties Laura up with the twine,
      bending the arms back.  Ronette praying.  Leland puts a mirror under
      Laura and she screams when she sees herself become BOB.  Leland shows
      the diary pages to Laura.
Leland:  {shows pages}  Your diary.  I always thought you knew it
  was me.
      Ronette continues to pray, then an angel appears and breaks her bonds.
  OAM: {arrives outside, bangs on the door} LET ME IN.  LET ME IN.
      Ronette pushes it open a little, the OAM reaches up, Leland punches
      her a few times and shoves her out.  The OAM tosses the ring inside.
      Door is shut.  Laura puts on the ring.
Leland:  NOOOO!!  DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!  NOO!!!
      Leland stabbing.  Laura dead.  OAM leaves.
   -- Leland puts a letter R under Laura's fingernail (Cooper finds it, 1000)
      and puts Laura's half-heart necklace on a small mound of dirt.  He writes
      in his own blood on a small piece of paper, "Fire walk with me." (Cooper
      finds all this, 1000)
   -- Leland wraps Laura in plastic and hauls her out over his shoulder.
      His shirt is puffed out and bloody.  He kicks over Ronette but she is
      unresponsive.
   -- Leland washes his hands with industrial soap and then kisses Laura
      (Albert to Cooper, 1003)
   -- Leland lowers Laura into the river
   -- Leland at Glastonberry Grove.  He pulls the diary pages out of his
      pocket and drops them and the towel.  (Hawk to Cooper, 2021)
   -- Leland enters the curtains.  The OAM is sitting there with MFAP.
      Leland levitates and divides.  One half becomes BOB, the other floats
      up and becomes Leland.  MFAP puts his hand on the OAM's armless
      shoulder.
MFAP and OAM in unison:  BOB... I want all my garmonbozia.
      BOB reaches up and grabs Leland's wound, healing it and tossing the
      blood to the floor.
   -- Mouth eating corn.  Chimp.
   -- James rides around the rest of the night (James to Donna, 1000)

24 Feb (Friday)   [Episode 1000 (pilot) - 4/8/90, 8/5/90
   Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
   Directed by David Lynch]

   5:00 am (Betty to Sarah)
   -- Bobby goes running

   "Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby)
   -- Josie at the mirror
   -- Pete Martell discovers Laura's body.  He calls the xerife's station.
Lucy:  xerife, it's Pete Martell up at the mill.  Um, I'm gonna
  transfer it to the phone on the table by the red chair, the red chair
  against the wall.  The little table, with the lamp on it - the lamp
  that we moved from the corner?  The BLACK phone, not the brown
  phone.
      Pete: {on phone to Truman} She's dead...  wrapped in plastic.
   -- Truman and Doc Hayward identify the body as Laura Palmer's.  Andy
      takes pictures and breaks down and cries.
   -- Sarah can't find Laura.  She calls the Briggs' and the football coach.
   -- Audrey gets in a car for school
   -- Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians.  Ben mentions he has
      information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year.
   -- Leland receives news about Laura.
   -- Heidi's late to work at the RR.
    -- S: What kept you, Heidi?  Seconds on knockwurst this morning?
H: I couldn't get my car started.
    -- S: Too busy jump starting the old man, huh?
B: I thought you Germans were always on time.
N: I thought the only time you cared about, Bobby, was making time.
      Leo called Shelly from afar last night so Bobby takes her home.  Leo's
      home so he drops her off and takes off.
   -- Leland makes a positive ID of Laura's body
   -- At Twin Peaks High, Audrey changes her shoes, and James meets Donna
      J: "Nice day for a picnic."  Bobby arrives at school and is wanted in
      the office.  In class ("Terry Franklin... Martha Grimes..."), Donna
      notices Laura's empty seat after a cop talks to the teacher.  Bobby's
      in room 107.
   -- Bobby is questioned, then arrested
   -- Principal Wolchezk makes the announcement.  Students grieve.

   Mid-morning
   -- Truman questions Sarah.  Hawk gathers items out of Laura's room.
      Truman gets the message that Ronette is missing
   -- Josie has Pete "push the plug" and makes an announcement that work
      will stop today in memory of Laura.  Catherine fires Fred Truax.
   -- Ronette is found wandering along the tracks

   10:00 (aprox.) (Nadine to Ed)
   -- James stops at Big Ed's Gas Farm.
J: Laura's dead.
E: I heard.
J: She was the one.
      James has a note for Donna.  Nadine sends Ed off to get the drapes
      ("They said those drapes would be ready by 10") at Gentleman Jim's
      (Nadine to Norma, 1001)

   11:30 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper enters Twin Peaks (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn)

   2:46 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper meets Truman and reminds him that he is in charge.  They check
      on Ronette.  She was raped several times, and Cooper finds nothing under
      her fingernail.  Truman to Cooper: "as far as we know, [Ronette and
      Laura] hardly knew each other."  Ronette: "no, don't go there"
   -- Cooper and Truman take an elevator with a one-armed man.  Dr. Jacoby
      meets and tells them he wants to go to the morgue.  Truman
      says no.  Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was
      seeing him.
   -- Cooper and Truman check on Laura.  Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left
      ring finger and mentions that he knew he would see this again.  He tells
      Diane to give this to Albert, not Sam.
   -- Donna comes to Big Ed's Gas Farm looking for James.  Mike comes by to
      get Donna but Ed kicks him off the property.  Nadine yells at Ed about
      the drapes and Ed gives Donna James' note for her.
   -- Cooper and Truman investigate Laura's diary.  The last entry is "Nervous
      about meeting J. tonight."  There's a safety deposit box key and a bag
      with what looks like cocaine residue.      -- C: Diane, I'm holding in my hand
      a small box of chocolate bunnies.
   -- Andy and team find the train car
   -- Cooper and Truman question Bobby.  Cooper doesn't think he did it and
      shows the picnic video to him.  Bobby says he didn't do drugs and
      thinks a moment when Cooper mentions the letter J.

   3:45 (clock on wall)
   -- Audrey walks into the Norwegians' meeting.  She mentions Laura's death.
   -- Bobby and Mike talk about going after a biker.  Lucy overhears.
   -- Cooper questions Donna.  She says some hiker shot the picnic video.
      He wants to know who she's protecting.
   -- Lucy is about to tell Cooper what she overheard from Bobby and Mike, but
      he already knows - the person they're looking for is a biker.
   -- James with the locket on a thong

   4:00 pm (aprox.)
   -- "The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells the
      concierge Ben would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal
      with the Norwegians and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving)

   4:10 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman at the train car.  They find the necklace, on a chain,
      with half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me."
   -- James with the locket on a thong
   -- Sylvia tells the nurse to tell Johnny that Laura won't be coming back

   Late afternoon
   -- Cooper and Truman at the bank.  Inside Laura's safety deposit box are
      over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld with Ronette's picture in it.
   -- Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens
      Shelly
   -- Norma calls Ed.  They agree to meet at the Roadhouse at 9:30.

   Early evening
   -- Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders.  He says that
      one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state,
      a girl by the name of Teresa Banks was found dead and because of
      "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed
      Laura and almost killed Ronette.
   -- Leo calls Mike looking for Bobby and wanting the other half of the
      money ("yesterday," Mike to Bobby, 1001)

   9:30 pm (aprox.) (James to Donna in note)
   -- Donna sneaks out after overhearing her parents talk about the necklace.
      Harriet works on her poem.
   -- Mike and Bobby arrive at the Hayward's looking for Donna.  Doc discovers
      she is missing.  The boys head for the Roadhouse.
   -- Doc calls Cooper and Truman who are staking out the Roadhouse about
      missing Donna.
   -- Ed and Norma talk about leaving their respective spouses for each
      other. Cooper and Truman see Mike and Bobby arrive, then Donna.
      Truman calls for backup.  Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to
      meet James.  Ed gets his ass kicked by Bobby.  His drink was drugged
      and the bartender was Jacques Renault. (Ed to Cooper, 1001)
      Jacoby follows Leo but loses him and instead follows Joey and Donna.
      (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001)  Cooper and Truman pursue but lose Joey and
      Donna.  James and Donna talk about Laura.  He says Laura mentioned
      something about a guy getting killed. They kiss, then bury the locket.
      James is arrested.
   -- Doc picks up Donna at the station.  James is put in a cell.

   12:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Truman and Cooper have coffee and donuts.  Truman recommends the
      Great Northern for Cooper.
   -- Bobby and Mike bark at James.  Bobby: "When you least expect it."
   -- Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks
   -- Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and
      they agree to meet to talk about it.
   -- Sarah has a vision of the locket on a thong dug up by person
      unknown
   -- Jacoby digs up the locket (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001)

   4:00 am (Nadine to Norma, 1001)
   -- Nadine thinks up of the idea of using cotton balls to make her drape
      runners silent

25 Feb (Saturday)   [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90
     Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
     Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   6:18 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper's up and describes the room to Diane

   6:50 am (aprox.) (Cooper tells Diane he'll breakfast in about half-an-hour)
   -- Cooper goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey

   Morning
   -- Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face
      with a donut.      -- C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!"
   -- Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward.  He couldn't
      bring himself to do the autopsy himself.
   -- Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it
   -- Cooper and Truman question James.  He says Laura jumped off his bike
      at Sparkwood at 21 last night.  He flashes back on Feb 5 when Laura
      broke the locket.
   -- Leo can't find his shirt
   -- Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell about Leo
   -- The Donna and Laura picnic video

   10:30 am (Donna to Eileen)
   -- Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months.  Donna is sad but
      happy.
   -- Cooper meets Ed and gets a call from Albert.  Truman and Ed discuss the
      stakeout.  Ed thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse.  The
      bartender was Jacques Renault.
   -- Norma runs into Nadine buying cotton balls at the general store
   -- James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released

   "Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie)
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Josie.  Catherine calls Josie to tell her
      shutting down the mill the day before cost $87,000.  Pete: There was
      a fish... *in* the percolator.
   -- Catherine meets Ben.  They plan to torch the sawmill.

   Afternoon
   -- Donna visits the Palmers.  Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and
      killer BOB

   Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark)
   -- Hawk questions the Pulaskis, spots one-armed man
   -- Ben confronts Audrey about her involvement with the Norwegians leaving
   -- Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner.  Briggs socks Bobby
      when he lights up.
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Norma about Laura's involvement with the Meals
      on Wheels program, and the Log Lady says her log saw something the night
      Laura died.
    -- C: Can I ask her about her log?
T: Many have.

   Later in evening
   -- Leo cuts open a football then beats up Shelly over the lost shirt
      when she gets home
   -- James has dinner at the Haywards'
   -- Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket on a thong
"Hey what's up doc?  It's Laura Palmer, in case you haven't guessed.
I'm making you another one of these tapes, which, as you already know,
I've mailed to you in one of the envelopes you gave me.  It's
Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored.  Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
mood.  God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb.  I should've met you
a long time ago, Dr. Jacoby, 'cause right now I can take just so much
of sweet.  I just know I'm gonna get lost in those woods again tonight.
I just know it.  Remember me telling you about that mystery man?
Well -
   -- Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks
      (Truman to Cooper, 1004)

[Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90
Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
Directed by David Lynch]

Saturday evening (continued) 
   -- Jerry Horne gets back from Paris with some baguettes.  Ben tells him
      about the Norwegians leaving and Laura's murder.  They go to OEJ.
   -- Mr. and Mrs. Hayward hit the sack
   -- Ben and Jerry at OEJ.  Ben wins the coin toss for the new girl.
      Blackie:  "When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you."

   Midnight (clock at Haywards')
   -- James and Donna have their heart-to-heart
   -- Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronette recently quit at the perfume
      counter at Horne's and about seeing the OAM
   -- Person unknown (Audrey, 1003) slips a note under Cooper's door ("Jack
      with one eye")
   -- Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods.  Bobby sees someone with Leo.
      Not all of the coke is in the football since Bobby and Mike don't have
      all the money - Laura had the other half.  Leo mentions Laura's wild
      life and Shelly's infidelity.  Leo: "Leo needs a new pair of shoes!"
   -- Nadine is up all night working on her silent drape runners (Nadine
      to Ed, 1002)

26 Feb (Sunday)

   Morning
   -- Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners.  Nadine's arms bend back.
   -- Cooper prepares for his rock/bottle experiment
   -- Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits
   -- Ed comes into the RR for a cup of coffee
   -- Cooper teaches Truman, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet.
   -- Rock/bottle:
                             1 "James Hurley, secret boyfriend"
                !            2 "Josie Packard, was instructed in English by
                U3             Laura."  Bottle wobbled slightly.
              !---!          3 "Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist."
              2   !            Bottle was struck but did not break.
              !   !          4 "Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education
       !----! !   ! !--1-!     tutor."   Rock hit trash can.
       !    ! !   ! !    !   5 "Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the
       !    ! !   ! !    !     Meals on Wheels program."
                5            6 "Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend."
                               Rock hit tree, then Andy.
                             7 Jack with one eye.  No rock thrown.
                             8 "Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck,
                               connection with Laura unknown."  Bottle struck.

   Late morning (after church)
   -- Donna meets Audrey at the RR who puts a tune on the juke.  A: "God,
      I love this music.  Isn't it too dreamy?"

   Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?"  Albert to
              Lucy)
   -- Cooper and Truman examine the bloody rag.  Hawk found it 1/2 mile from
      the train car.  [Albert later says Hawk found it 5 miles away, 2001]
   -- Albert and team arrive.
A: What the hell kind of a two-bit operation are they running out
  of this treehouse, Cooper?
    -- C: Albert, this is xerife Truman.
A: I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs, but the place takes
  the cake.  What are we waiting for?  Christmas?!  We've got work to
  do damnit!  They're putting this girl in the ground tomorrow and
  we wasted half the day traveling out here to the middle of nowhere.
    -- C: Albert, I suggest you and your team should get started.
T: I'll have one of my men escort you over to the morgue.
A: That'd be fine.
    -- C: Results from the local pathologist lab.  {hands Albert the report}
A: {examining it}  Welcome to amateur hour.  Looks like an
  all-nighter boys.
T: Albert, got a minute?  {draws Albert aside}  I hear that you're
  real good at what you do.
A: Yeah, that's correct.
T: Well, that's good.  'Cause normally if a stranger walked into
  my station talkin' that kinda crap, he'd be lookin' for his
  teeth two blocks up on queer street.

   Night
   -- Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners
   -- Pete and Catherine talk.  Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two
      ledgers there.
   -- Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller.  Sarah: What's
      going on in this house?!
   -- Cooper dream    -- S:
      A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with
      darkness in between:
Cooper in a chair, the dwarf
Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000]
BOB at foot of Laura's bed
A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?]
Laura dead
BOB crouched at Laura's bed  [Sarah's vision]
      The One-Armed Man:
[As written in the script.  Some have said the closed caption differs]
Through the darkness of futures past,
The magician longs to see,
One..chance...out..between two worlds...
Fire...walk with me.
We lived among the people -- I think you say convenience store?
We lived above it.  I mean it like it is, as it sounds.  I too
have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder.
Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed.  I took the
entire arm off.  My name is Mike.  His name is BOB.
      BOB, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly
      unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement.  He looks
      around and say    -- S:
Mike?  Mike?  Can you hear me?  [he turns to look at the camera]
Catch you with my death bag!
You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again!
      A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a
      ring of twelve candles.  A puff of wind; the candles blow out.
      An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted,
      red-curtained lounge.  Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from
      him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant.  There
      is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person,
      backlit against a doorway -- it seems to be shuddering somehow -- the
      scraping noise gets faster.  Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns
      around.  It's The Little Man From Another Place.  The scraping sound
      was him rubbing his palms together.  He's got a cheerful, wide smile,
      and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English):
Let's rock!
      He sits in one of the chairs.  There is a pause.  A black shadow drifts
      slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger
      next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper.  Then:
      LMFAP: [to Cooper]  I've got good news.  That gum you like is going to
come back in style.  [noticing Cooper staring at Laura]  She's my
cousin.  But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
      Cooper: [to LMFAP]  But she is Laura Palmer.
[to Laura]  Are you Laura Palmer?
      Laura: [arching her back weirdly]  I feel like I know her,
  but sometimes my arms bend back.
      LMFAP: She's filled with secrets.  Where we're from, the birds sing a
pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      Slow jazz music begins to play.  The Little Man From Another Place
      stands and starts a jerky dance.  Laura stands, crosses to Cooper,
      kisses him, and whispers something in his ear.
    -- Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight
 up.  He calls Truman and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer -
 but it can wait till morning.

week of Feb 27 ("last week," Shelly to Bobby, 2007)
   -- Shelly takes in a pair of Leo's boots for repair.  There's a tape
      in the heel.

27 Feb (Monday)   [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/25/90
   Written by Harley Peyton
   Directed by Tina Rathborne]

   7:15 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast and chat about OEJ and Laura.
      He then tells Truman and Lucy about his dream. [In actuality, he
      describes the ending to the European version]:
          -- C: Harry, let me tell you about a dream I had last night.
      T: Tibet?
          -- C: No... you were there. Lucy, so were you.  Harry, my dream is a code
waiting to be solved.  Break the code, solve the crime.
      L: Break the code, solve the crime...
          -- C: In my dream, Sarah Palmer has a vision of her daughter's killer.
Deputy Hawk sketched his picture.  I got a phone call from a
one-armed man named Mike. The killer's name was BOB.
      T: Mike and Bobby?
          -- C: No, different Mike, different BOB.  They lived above a convenience
store.  They had a tatoo: Fire Walk With Me.  Mike couldn't stand
the killing anymore, so he cut off his arm.  BOB vowed to kill
again, so Mike shot him.  Do you know where dreams come from?
      T: Not really.  L: No, no.
          -- C: Acetylcholine neurons fire high voltage impulses into the forebrain.
These impulses become pictures, the pictures become dreams - but
no one knows why we choose these particular pictures.
      T: So what was the end of this dream?
          -- C: Suddenly it was 25 years later.  I was old, sitting in a red
room.  There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman.  The
little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and
didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did.
      T: What cousin?
          -- C: The beautiful woman.  She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms
bend back; where she's from, the birds sing a pretty song, and
there's always music in the air.  The midget did a dance, Laura
kissed me, and she whispered the name of the killer in my ear."
      T: Who was it?
          -- C: I don't remember.
      T, L: Damn.
          -- C: Harry, our job is simple - break the code, solve the crime.
     
   -- Fight at the morgue - Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with
      his autopsy
      Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair
community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather
        irritating method of expressing yourself.  Stupidity, however, is not
        a necessarily inherent trait.  Therefore, please listen closely - you
        can have a funeral any old time.  You dig a hole, you plant a coffin.
        I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next
        week or tomorrow - I must perform them now.  <drill noise--VEEP
        VEEP!> I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so
        why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.
{puts glasses on, starts up the drill, about to drill Laura's head}
      Do    -- C: That does it, I'm taking charge of the body and you don't touch
Laura from this moment on.  {pulls the drill plug}
      A: {whips off the glasses, grabs Doc}  The hell you -
      {Truman and Cooper arrive as Ben intervenes}
          -- C: Gentlemen, gentlemen!
      T: What's going on?
          -- D: Thank God.
      A: Cooper, this old fool is obstructing an investigation.  Cuff 'im.
          -- D: He won't release Laura's body for the funeral - he's not human.
      T: What's the holdup?
      A: Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges
never.  I want no interference from this hulking boob, is that clear?
      T: I've had just about enough of your insults.
      A: Well I've had enough of uh, morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces,
dullards and dumbbells, and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering
hayseed, you've had enough of me?
      T: Yes, I have.  {socks Albert}

   Mid to late morning (?)
   -- Cousin Madeleine arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL
   -- Norma is told of Hank's pending parole
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Leo
   -- Bobby and father have words again

   12:27 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman leave for the funeral after Albert's autopsy report
      Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine.  It was cocaine in her
      diary, waiting on the toxicology report.  Traces of soap at the back
      of her neck.  Died of numerous cuts.  Plastic fragment found in
      stomach (portion of OEJ chip with the letter J, fax from Gordon to
      Cooper, 1004).  Cooper won't sign Albert's report of Truman punching him.
   -- Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment.  James declines to go to the funeral.
   -- Audrey checks on her family through a peephole.  Ben and Sylvia fight
      over whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral.  Dr. Jacoby comforts
      Johnny.

   Early afternoon
   -- Laura's funeral.  James and Bobby fight.  Leland freaks out.

   Evening (full moon)
   -- Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride
   -- Truman, Hawk, and Ed talk to Cooper about someone running drugs into
      Twin Peaks, and about a sort of evil out in the woods
   -- Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they
      question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse.
   -- Jacques calls Leo for help.  Shelly hides the gun.
   -- Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Truman.  Josie shows Harry the safe,
      but one of the ledgers is missing.  Catherine has it.
   -- Cooper meets Jacoby at the cemetery
   -- Josie raises the possibility to Truman of Andrew having been murdered
   -- Cooper talks with Hawk about spirits and Laura at the Roadhouse, then the
      two take a drunken Leland home.

28 Feb (Tuesday)   [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90
    Written by Robert Engels
    Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Morning
   -- Bernard Renault makes bail (Truman to Cooper)
  
   Day
   -- Andy sketches BOB from Sarah Palmer's description.  She, at Leland's
      insistence, then describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace.
      Donna's thinking.
   -- Lucy watches ItL
   -- Cooper questions Jacoby
   -- Gordon calls Cooper.  Andy shows the BOB sketch to Cooper.
   -- Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the
      same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being
      staked out by Josie.  Catherine says the bogus ledger has the mill
      turning a profit, and tells Ben where the real one is.  She picks up
      a OEJ chip Ben drops.
   -- Cooper and the boys arrive.  Andy drops his gun and it goes off.  They
      question Philip Michael Gerard.  His suitcase is full of shoes and he
      says he lost his arm in a car accident and his tattoo said "Mom" (Bob?).
   -- Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer
   -- Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting, who's sporting a 3:3 domino
   -- Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files
   -- Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range.  Lucy's
      mad at Andy.
   -- James runs into Madeleine Ferguson at the RR diner, after speaking with
      Donna on the phone

   5:00 pm (aprox.) (parole board'll call about 5)
   -- Norma gets a call from the prison.  Hank is being paroled.
   -- Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about
      learning the family business by starting work at the department store.
      Someone (Leo) calls Ben to meet him in half an hour.
   -- A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece
      found in Laura's stomach.  Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah
      bird belonging to Jacques Renault.  The cops race to Jacques' apartment.
      They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby.

   5:30 pm (aprox.) ("meet me in 1/2 an hour," Ben to Leo)
   -- Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the
      mill.  Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing
      him and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada.
      Leo tapes this conversation. (tape, 2008)
B: Nice touch, Leo.  Bright red sports car for a secret meeting.  Nice.

   Evening
   -- James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing.  An owl
      watches.  Donna talks James out of going to the police.

   12:50 am (clock on table)
   -- Pete chats with Josie and retires.  She gets a call from Hank.  Hawk
      sucks on a domino.

01 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90
      Written by Mark Frost
      Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   4:28 am (Cooper to Diane) (full moon)
   -- Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders

   Morning
   -- Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant
   -- Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin.  Jerry's got a leg of lamb.
   -- Cooper meets Truman and Andy at Jacques' place.  The blood on Leo's shirt
      is determined to be AB-.  It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'.

   9:14 am (clock on wall)
   -- Lucy's out sick (Cooper to Lucy, 1006)
   -- Nadine is off to the patent office in Fairville
   -- Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's.  Andy comes looking for Leo.  Leo calls.
   -- Norma drops by Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for awhile
   -- Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store.  She threatens the manager
      Emory Battis and gets a job at the perfume counter.  A: I'm Audrey Horne
      and I get what I want.  Understand?
   -- James and Donna meet.  His dad was a musician who ran off and his mom's
      an alcoholic.
   -- Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld
   -- Madeleine meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them
   -- Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work.  Shelly
      watches ItL.
   -- The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby.  Jacoby asks if Laura laughed
      and Bobby cried after the first time they had sex.  Bobby says Laura
      made him sell drugs so she could get them.
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking:
      As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and
      eyes them.  The Log Lady appears and the crow caws.
      LL:   "It's about time you got here."
        {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not
         afraid.  Come on, then, my log does not judge."
        { They follow her inside. }
      LL:   "I've got tea.  I've got cookies.  No cake."
      Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..."
      Hawk: "What kind of cookies?"
      LL:   "Sugar.  The owls won't see us in here."
      Do    -- C:  "A cup of tea would be very nice."
      LL:   {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."
      HST:  {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret."
      LL:   "We'll let it steep."
        { All sitting at the table.  Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret
        slaps his hand. }
      LL:   "Wait for the tea.  The fish aren't running."
      HST:  "You've been expecting us, Margaret?"
      LL:   "You're two days late, but that's your concern.  My log saw
        something, something significant."
      HST:  "What did your log see?"
      LL:   "Tea first.  Then be ready."
        "My husband was a logging man.  He met the devil.  Fire is the devil
        hiding like a coward in the smoke."
      Do    -- C:  "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?"
      Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?"
      LL:   {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now."
      Coop: "What did you see that night - the night Laura Palmer was killed."
      LL:   "I'll do the talking."
        "Dark.  Laughing.  The owls were flying.  Many things were blocked. 
        Laughing.  Two men.  Two girls.  Flashlights pass by the woods over
        the ridge.  The owls were near.  The dark was pressing in on her.
        Quiet then.  Later, footsteps.  One man passed by.  Screams.
        Far away.  Terrible.  Terrible.  One voice."
      Coop: "Man or girl?"
      LL: "Girl.  Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent."
      { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves
      the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch
      when they stop once again.  We get a close-up of its blinking eye.       }

   4:00 pm (cuckoo clock)
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues
      given to Cooper in his dream - music, red drapes, twine, blood, OEJ
      chip missing the J portion.

   Evening
   -- Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders.  Ben and Catherine meet
      in private, Audrey eavesdrops.  Catherine confronts Ben about the OEJ
      chip, slaps him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now.
   -- Leland freaks out to music
   -- Madeleine calls Donna.  She found a tape of Laura's.
   -- Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie.  She found the
      ledger where he said it would be.  Ben: "we can proceed.  Tomorrow
      night."
   -- Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank.  "I told you to mind the store, not
      open up your own franchise."  Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him.
   -- Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed

[Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90
Written by Harley Peyton
Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

Wednesday evening (continued) (1/2 moon)
   -- Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey

02 Mar (Thursday)

   Morning
   -- Andy arrives at the station.  Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from
      a doctor.
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak
   -- Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that
      Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ.  There were definitely 3
      guests at Jacques' cabin - Laura, Ronette, and Leo.

   Afternoon
   -- Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly.  She tells him she
      shot Leo.  Leo then takes off when he hears on the police band radio
      about Waldo.
   -- Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found.
What's up doc?  Just a few words before I go to sleep.  I feel
like I'm gonna dream tonight.  Big bad ones, you know?  The kind
you like.  It's easier talking into the recorder.  I guess I feel
like I can say anything.  All my secrets - the naked ones.  I know
you like those, doc.  I know you like me too.  That'll be my little
secret, okay?  Just like your little coconut.  Why is it so easy
to make men like me?  And I don't even have to try very hard.
Maybe if it was harder -
      They plot to get the missing tape (2/23) they believe Jacoby has.
   -- Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at
      Horne's.  Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on
      his conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ.
   -- Cooper receives his ear plugs (Cooper to Diane, 1007)

  12:10 pm (clock on wall)
   -- At the RR Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left, and
      has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly.  Truman comes in with
      Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean.
   -- Audrey gets Black Rose's number from Jenny
   -- Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable
      because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner
      idea.  Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying.
   -- Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls
      Motel on Tuesday.  She tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and
      Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill.
   -- Letter from Harold to Donna (Look into the Meals on Wheels) arrives at
      the RR (Norma to Donna, 2001)

   Evening (Cooper to Truman)
   -- Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel.  Truman tells Cooper
      about Josie's problem.  Cooper seems suspicious.  Audrey shows up looking
      for Cooper just as they leave.
   -- Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned
      policy.  Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death.  Neff
      offers to help Catherine.
   -- Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing
   -- Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man
      (Tojamura's assistant) checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper
   -- Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are
      recorded.  "Laura, Laura, don't go there.  Hurting me, hurting me.  Stop
      it, stop it, stop it.  Leo, no, Leo no."
   -- Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet
      Blackie.  Ed craps, Cooper jacks.
   -- Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna.
   -- Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to
      OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal
   -- Ben calls Josie about Catherine.  Josie says she'll "get Catherine there"
      and that it is "planned for tonight."
   -- Audrey meets Blackie.  She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her
      tongue, and is hired at OEJ
   -- Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper
      is playing
   -- Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the
      gazebo, Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna
      and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableaux is being watched by a
      mysterious heavy breather.
   -- Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and
      Donna sneak into his office to search for the missing tape.  Bobby has
      followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank.

[Episode 1007 - 5/23/90, 9/15/90
Written and directed by Mark Frost]

Thursday evening/Friday morning (continued) 
   -- James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly
      different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain
   -- Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown (Leland).  He smells
      scorched engine oil (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003)
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor
   -- Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up.  Jacques says the bird had a
      thing for Laura.  Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was
      attacking her and said, "bite the bullet, baby."
   -- Leo kidnaps Shelly
   -- Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Truman when Andy shoots
      him
   -- James, Maddy, and Donna listen to the tape, as Will takes off for a
      hospital emergency.
"Hey what's up doc?  It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed.  It's
Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored.  Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
mood.  God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb.  And right now I can only
take so much of sweet.  Hey, remember that mystery man I told you
about?  Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble.
He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history,
man.  I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me.  But guess what?
As you know, I sure got off on it.  Isn't sex weird?  This guy can
really light my F-I-R-E.  He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom
with milk and cookies.  Later, Lawrence.  Bye bye."
   -- Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it.  Timer set for
      one hour.
   -- Nadine writes a note and takes pills
   -- Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago.  He says
      doing business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs.
   -- Catherine is upset.  She can't find the ledger.  She deviously asks for
      Pete's help.
   -- Ed, Hawk, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of
      Lucy.  Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant.
   -- Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James.  "He's an easy
      rider."
   -- Cooper and Truman question Jacques.  He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura,
      and Ronette.  He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle.
   -- Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura at the
      gazebo before he passed out
   -- Catherine gets a call from Hank.  "It's at the mill, what you're looking
      for."
   -- Hank tries to sweet talk Norma

   3:25 am (clock on wall)
   -- Ed finds Nadine unconscious.  He calls for an ambulance. The address is
      422 Riverside.
   -- Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman from Leo (Bobby).  Leland asks
      Truman about a suspect.
   -- James gives Cooper Laura's tape.  Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the
      hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank.
   -- Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract
   -- Ben tells Hank to proceed
   -- Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank
   -- Catherine finds Shelly and frees her.  Fire starts.      -- C: I can't
      understand a word you're saying... you have a thing in your mouth!
   -- Leland kills Jacques.  Jacoby sees him. (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003)
   -- Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine
   -- Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey)
      "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of."

   4:37 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed,
      "My special agent," receives a phone call from Andy and is shot by person
      unknown.  It's Josie (2016).
   -- Briggs receives the message "The owls are not what they seem" ("around
      the time I was shot," Cooper to Briggs, 2002)

   (aprox.)
   -- Windom Earle escapes from the mental institution. (Albert arrives on
      Friday and tells Cooper on Saturday.)

03 Mar (Friday)  [Episode 2001 - 9/30/90
 Written by Mark Frost
 Directed by David Lynch]

   Early morning (4:45? am)
   -- Room service waiter delivers Cooper's warm milk, hangs up phone on
      Andy.  "I've heard about you."
   -- The Giant appear    -- S:
      G: I will tell you three things.  If I tell them to you and they come
true, then will you believe me?
          -- C: Who's that?
      G: Think of me as a friend.
          -- C: Where do you come from?
      G: {Shaking head} The question i    -- S: where have you gone?
 The 1st thing I will tell you i    -- S: There's a man in a smiling bag.
          -- C: Man in a smiling bag...
      G: The 2nd thing i    -- S: The owl's are not what they seem.
  The 3rd thing i    -- S: Without chemicals, he points.
          -- C: What do these things mean?
      G: This is all I'm permitted to say.  Give me your ring.  I will
return it to you when you find these things to be true.
      {Takes Coop's ring} We want to help.
          -- C: Who's we?
      G: One last thing.  Leo locked inside Hungry Horse.  There's a clue at
Leo's house.  You _will_ require medical attention.
   -- Jerry gives heroin to Blackie
   -- Audrey evades Ben, Jerry calls him away: Brother Ben, we got an S-N-A-G.
   -- Cooper tells Diane things he'd like to've done until Andy, Hawk, and
      Truman arrive

   7:45 am (Doc to Cooper)
   -- Lucy updates Cooper. Truman and Doc Hayward are present.
          -- C: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical
 body are simply extraordinary.  Just give me a couple of hours to
 get dressed.
   -- Shelly, in her hospital bed, cries for Bobby

   Morning
   -- Cooper sees Jacques' body wheeled away in a bag
    -- C: Is that bag smiling?
Truman: Smiling?
Lucy: What's there to smile about?
   -- Ronette has a vision, "Laura..."
                                                    
   Day
   -- Sarah asks Maddy if she misses Beth (her mom).  Maddy describes her
      dream (the rug) and Leland sports a new 'do, singing Mairzy Doat    -- S:
Mairzy doats and dozy doats
and little lambzy divy.
A kiddly divy, too, wooden shoe?
Now if the words sounds queer,
and funny to your ear,
a little bit jumbled and jivy,
Sing:
Mares eat oats and does eats oats
and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you?
      Maddy sees something in the rug. [BOB in the European TV version]
   -- Ben and Jerry talk.  Ben wants to know about Catherine and Leo's status.
      Leland arrives, singing Mairzy Doats.  The brothers dance.
   -- Cooper determines what happened at Leo's.
          -- C: xerife, get your mind off Shelly - for a moment.
      Hawk finds a tarp smelling of gasoline.  Albert and team arrive.  Andy
      steps on a board and walks like a chicken, underneath are a pair of
      Circle Brand boots and cocaine.
      A: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.
   -- "Hot _damn_, that pie's good!"
   -- Maddy meets with Donna at the RR and gives her Laura's shades that she
      wanted and breaks her own.  They agree to keep it quiet about the
      happenings last night at the gazebo.
          -- D: Maybe the sun won't go up tomorrow if you wash your hair.  Think
 like that and you're gonna go crazy.
      Norma gives Donna a letter that got to the RR "yesterday:" Look into
      the Meals on Wheels.  The log lady spits out her gum.
   -- Albert examines Cooper: "You were shot by a right handed person 5 foot
      6 to 5 foot 10 inches tall at a distance of less than 3 feet."
      Cooper tries to get Albert to open up to the locals.
      A: Great.  After the square dance, maybe we can all take a hayride.
      Andy reports that Leo was in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana on 2/9/88.
      A: Where do they keep his water dish?
   -- The OAM arrives at the station to "sell shoes" to Truman (to Lucy)
   -- Truman questions James.  Cooper demands and gets the locket on a thong
      from James.
          -- C: Jacoby!  I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all.
 Sometimes, you just get lucky.
   -- Donna arrives at the station in Laura's shades, smoking and meets
      James in his cell.
      J: When did you start smoking?
          -- D: I smoke every once in a while.  Helps relieve tension.
      J: When did you get so tense?
          -- D: When I started smoking.
   -- Cooper has Andy and Lucy look through the back issues of the last three
      years of Fleshworld for Teresa Banks.
      C to     -- D: Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld.  Good work.
      It's nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from
      a company that preys on human weaknesses.
   -- Hayward examines Jacoby, who's reeling from the hospital food.  Cooper
      and Truman arrive.  Cooper confronts Jacoby with the locket on a thong.
          -- C: I don't want any baloney, magic tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo.
      Jacoby said the night after Laura died, he followed Leo, lost him,
      saw and followed James and Donna and dug up the locket.
      J: Laura was, was in fact, no she was living a double life.  Two people.
 Yeah, but then, then when I saw her that last time, she
 I dunno, she seemed to've reached a kind of peace with herself.  Now
 I believe that what she in fact, she had arrived at was the decision
 to end her life.
      T: Are you saying Laura wanted to die?
          -- C: Doctor, Laura Palmer did not commit suicide.
      J: No, no, but maybe she allowed herself to be killed.
      Jacoby says he smelled scorched engine oil the night before. (In fact it
      was at the gazebo, Jacoby to Cooper under hypnosis, 2003)
   -- Bobby visits Shelly, brings her flowers
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Albert spot Bobby in the hospital.  A: xerife
      Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work is just a
      real treat for me.
      They meet Ed in the hall.
      Ed: I never believed in fate, Agent Cooper.  Always felt, you make your
  own way, you take care of your own, and you pick up after yourself.
      Albert: Farmer's Almanac?
      Cooper: Albert, I would like to speak to Ed.
      Truman: Albert, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
      Ed tells his tale of how he was with Norma but married Nadine and
      shot her eye out accidently on their honeymoon.  James drops by.  Cooper
      sees the smiling bag.  Albert goes to check in at the Great Northern.
    -- C:  Harry, when Albert finishes up at the Great Northern, we'll
  meet back at the station.  I'm ready to lay the whole thing out.
T:  Rocks and bottles?
    -- C:  Chalk and blackboard will be just fine.
T:  Jelly donuts?
    -- C:  Harry, that goes without saying.
   -- Doc to Nurse: Nurse, I really mean it.  You better speak to that kitchen.
      Pete is disgusted by the hospital food.
   -- Norma visits Shelly in her room, then sees Ed caring over Nadine
   -- Bobby runs into his father at the RR:
      MB: "Bobby, may I share something with you?"
      BB: "Okay."
      MB: "A vision I had in my sleep last night, as distinguished from a
dream, which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by
the subconscious.  This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain
stream, the mind revealing itself to itself.  In my vision, I was on
        the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion.
There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming,
radiant marble.  I'd known this place.  I had in fact been
born and raised there.  This was my first return.  A reunion with the
deepest well-springs of my being.  Wandering about, I noticed happily
that the house had been immaculately maintained.  There'd been added
a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly
with the original construction, one would never detect any difference.
Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door.
My son was standing there.  He was happy and carefree, clearly living
a life of deep harmony and joy.  We embraced, a warm and loving
embrace, nothing withheld.  We were, in this moment, one.  My vision
        ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and
confidence in you and your future.  That was my vision of you.  I'm
so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.  I wish
you nothing but the very best in all things."
      BB: "Thank you Dad."
      Bobby appears moved.  Hank asks Briggs how the pie was and salutes him.
   -- Norma won't talk about Shelly and Bobby recognizes Hank as he who
      shot Leo.
   -- Cooper and Albert tell their theory of what happened on 2/23:
    -- C: The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appears she made 2
   appointments.  In her diary, she had written, "Nervous about
   meeting J. tonight."  I now believe this was a reference to James
   Hurley.  She was nervous because she planned to tell him she
   didn't want to see him anymore.  Before she snuck out of the
   house, she received a phone call.
A: We believe it was Leo Johnson making a second appointment
   for some time later that night.
    -- C: Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when, at the intersection
   of Sparkwood and 21, she jumped from the bike and ran into
   the woods.  We believe that it was there that she met up with
   Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski.  Together
   they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques' cabin.
   They climbed the trail, they were heard passing by the cabin of
   the Log Lady.  They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at aprox.imately
   1 am.  Drugs and alcohol were consumed.  Laura was tied up
   and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques.  Waldo the
   bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura.  Leo and
   Jacques fought.  Jacques went outside and passed out.  When he
   came to, Leo and the girls were gone.  We believe Leo hiked
   back down the trail to his Corvette alone, leaving the girls behind.
A: The reason being, there was a third man.
    -- C: Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window
   of Jacques' cabin.
A: The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car, where
   they were tied up.  Laura for the 2nd time, Ronette for the 1st.
    -- C: Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her
   unconscious.  He must've been so intent on killing Laura, he
   didn't realize that Ronette regained consciousness and escaped.
A: He either didn't know or he didn't care. He made a small mound
   of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top.  He
   then placed a small cut out letter R under the nail of her
   left ring finger.  You'll recall he placed the letter T under
   the fingernail of Teresa Banks.  He, uh, left a note written in
   blood, "Fire, walk with me."
    -- C: Here's the interesting thing.  The blood on the note was tested.
   It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques', Laura's or Ronette's.
A: So we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood.  It's a
   rare type, AB negative.  The towel that Deputy Hawk found five
   miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type.  He
   also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper.
    -- C: The scraps may have been left by the killer.  They'll be sent
   back to Washington DC for testing.
{Andy cries}
A: I know, Andy, I know, I know, I know.  It's what we call a real
   three hanky crime.
Andy: Albert Roserfelt.  I don't like the way you talk smart about
      xerife Truman or anybody.  You just shut your mouth! {Exits}
    -- C: Laura Palmer is dead.  Jacques Renault is dead.  Ronette
   Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas.  Waldo the bird is dead.
   This leaves only the third man.
   -- Truman gives Pete a ride home.
P: This smoke inhalation is nasty business.  I feel like somebody
  taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus.
      Josie left a note; she went to Seattle, she goes shopping every 3
      months.  An Asian man (Jonathan) calls, asking for her, then he makes a
      collect call to Hong Kong.
   -- Ben and Jerry meet with Hank.  Hank confirms he put Catherine in the mill
      and shot Leo.
H:  He was chopping wood.
J:  Chopping wood?  Inside?
H:  Yeah, you know Leo.
J:  Wait a minute.  Chopping wood?  Inside?!
H:  Yeah.  You know Leo.
      They hope to frame the arson on her and Leo.
B: Hank, leave the creative thinking to the brothers Horne.  You're
  a bicep.  Relax, until we say "flex."
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie, who's not pleased with her not satisfying the
      owner
   -- Andrew helps out Catherine to survive (Catherine to Pete, 2014)

   Night
   -- Donna calls Norma about taking over Laura's Meals on Wheels route.
      She'll use the RR station wagon.
   -- At the Hayward Supper Club, Gersten plays the piano and Harriet
      recites a poem:
        "It was Laura
        And I saw her glowing.
        In the dark woods,
        I saw her smiling.
        We were crying
        And I saw her laughing.
        In our sadness,
        I saw her dancing.
        It was Laura
        Living in my dreams.
        It was Laura.
        The glow was life.
        Her smile was to say
        It was all right to cry.
        The woods was our sadness.
        The dance was her calling.
        It was Laura
        And she came to kiss me goodbye."
      Donna sits on her hands. Leland sings "Get Happy" and collapses.

   11:55 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper goes to bed.  C to     -- D: I'm dog tired.  A man can only go long
without submitting to a period of rest.  For as we know from experiments
conducted on American GI's during the Korean War, sleep deprivation
is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis.  And I'm working on a
3 day jag.
   -- Audrey prays for Cooper
   -- The Giant return    -- S:
      G: "Sorry to wake you."
          -- C: "I'm not dreaming."
      G: "I forgot to tell you something."
          -- C: "You were right about the smiling bag."
      G: "The things I tell you will not be wrong.  Better to listen then to
talk."
          -- C: "I believe you."
      G: "Don't search for all the answers at once.  A path is formed by
laying one stone at a time.  One person saw the third man.  Three have
seen him, yes.  But not his body.  One only, known to you, ready now
        to talk.  One more thing: you forgot something."
          -- C: "What?"
      { Flash of green gets zapped into Coop. He lies alone in the dark,
      blinking.  }
   -- Ronette has a vision.  Train car, BOB with dead Laura and the mound
      of dirt.  BOB running, teeth clamping down.  Laura screaming, BOB
      pounding.  Laura dead, BOB laughing.

04 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2002 - 10/6/90
     Written by Harley Peyton
     Directed by David Lynch]

   Morning
   -- Cooper talks to Albert about Tibet over breakfast:
          -- C: Buddhist tradition first came to the land of snow in the fifth
century AD.  The first Tibetan came to be touched by the Dharma was
King Hathatha Rignamputsan.  He and succeeding generations came to be
collectively called the Happy Generations.  Now some historians place
them in the Water Snake Year, two-thirteen AD; others in the year
of the water ox 173 AD.  Amazing isn't it?  The Happy Generations.
      A: Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharama came to King
Hohoho, I really am, but right now I am trying hard to focus on the
  more immediate problems of our own century right here in Twin Peaks.
          -- C: Albert, you'd be surprised at the connection between the two.
      A: Color me amazed.
      Albert tells of Cooper's ex-partner Windom Earle escaping from a mental
      institution.  The Asian man (Jonathan) watches Cooper drink coffee.
A:  I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault.  Stomach contents
  revealed, let's see.  Beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half
  a bicycle tire, a gota, and a small wooden puppet.  Goes by the
  name of Pinocchio.
    -- C:  Albert, you're making a joke.
A:  I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations.

   9:00 am (Donna to Norma, 2001)
   -- Donna meets Norma regarding Meals on Wheels

   Afternoon
   -- Donna delivers a meal to Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont.  "I requested no creamed
      corn.  Do you see creamed corn on this plate?"  Her grandson makes the
      creamed corn disappear.  "Sometimes things can happen just like this."
      "J'ai une a^me solitaire."  Tremond/Chalfont mentions Harold next door
      and Donna leaves a note under his door.  "She seemed like a very nice
      girl."
   -- Cooper and Truman see Ronette and wrestle with the stools.  They show
      sketches of Leo and BOB to her.  She reacts violently to the second.
      "Tr- tr- tr-"
   -- Ben and Jerry contemplate over which ledger to burn then decide to roast
      marshmallows
   -- Andy fights scotch tape at the RR.  The Log Lady enters and Norma tells
      not to spit her gum out in the restaurant so she swallows it.
LL:  You wear shiny objects on your chest.
Major:  Yes, I do.
LL:  Are you proud?
M:  No, achievement is its own reward.  Pride obscures it.  Cream?
      The Log Lady then tells the Major to "deliver the message" and chews her
      gum again.
   -- Andy tells Lucy he's sterile:
      Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen.  When the Takoma
      Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied.  It's my civic
      duty and I like whales.  A routine physical examination revealed that
      I'm sterile.  Sure I thought it meant I didn't have to take a
      bath, but the doctors told me the truth.  They told me I can't have
      babies.  So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how?
   -- Hank sees Cooper and Truman, signs his parole form.  Hank was a Bookhouse
      Boy.  Ben call    -- S: Audrey's missing.
   -- Jerry shows Ben the unsigned insurance policy.  Ben calls Einar Thorson -
      Leland's already called.  Leland recognizes Bob; he lived next door to
      his grandfather's summer home on Pearl Lake.
B:  Jerry?  Please kill leland.
J: Is this real Ben?  Or some strange and twisted dream?

   8:08 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Shelly sees Leo on life support.  Norma's waiting to drive her home.
   -- Lucy gets a call but hangs up on him because he remains anonymous
   -- At OEJ, Audrey questions Battis.  He recruited Laura and Ronette to work
      at OEJ.  Laura used drugs one weekend so they got rid of her.
   -- Bobby and Shelly scheme over Leo

   Night
   -- Cooper reports Windom Earle's flight to Diane.  The Major visits.
      BRIGG    -- S: I have a message for you.
      COOPER: From whom?
      BRIGG    -- S: I'm not at liberty to reveal the nature of my work.  This
secrecy pains me from time to time.  Any bureaucracy that
functions in secret inevitably lends itself to corruption.
But these rules I have pledged to uphold and I believe a
pledge is sacred.
      Briggs shows Cooper the message: /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/
      It came from the woods of Twin Peaks (Riley to Cooper, 2012)
   -- James sings with Donna and Maddy.  James and Maddy exchange looks, Donna
      gets jealous, then gets a call from Harold Smith.  Maddy sees BOB, who
      climbs over the sofa to her, brushing and rotating the vase on the coffee
      table to exactly the position it was before the vision.
   -- Cooper dreams.  Giant, Ronette, walking man.  "The owls are not what
      they seem," says the Giant.  Flash.  "The owls are not what they seem,"
      says Briggs.  Flash.  Giant.  BOB with owl superimposed on his face.
      Sarah on the stairs.  The walking man is BOB.  He is awoken by a call
      from Audrey.  She is caught by Blackie.
   -- Nadine rips two pairs of leather restraints at the hospital (Will to
      Ed, 2003)

05 Mar (Sunday)   [Episode 2003 - 10/13/90
                   Written by Robert Engels
                   Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
 
   6:40 am (clock on wall)
   -- Ronette is in the throes of a violent seizure.  Truman turns off a
      machine by her bed, then tells Cooper and Albert, who have just arrived,
      that she took out her IV, which is colored blue.  Cooper pulls out a 'B'
      from under Ronette's fingernail.
   -- Cooper enlightens Albert and Truman about his visitations from the Giant.
T:  You saw a giant?
    -- C:  Yes.
A:  Any relation to the dwarf?
   -- Andy calls in sick today (Hawk to Lucy)
 
   12:30 pm (?) (Harold's watch)
   -- Donna visits Harold, who gives her a flower to put on Laura's grave.
      He's known Laura since she started the Meals on Wheels. She pulls on a
      piece of paper sticking out of a drawer.
   -- Cooper and Truman discuss BOB.                     R   B   T
      Albert report    -- S: the B from Ronette's              Mrs. Palmer
      finger was from a Fleshworld.           Maddy ----===========---- Cooper
      The cocaine found in James' cycle                   Ronette
      matches that found in Leo's house and Jacques' car.
      Cooper was shot with a Walther PPK.
      Albert and Truman trade word    -- S:
      ALBERT: You listen to me.  While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the
       fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against
       violence.  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take
       another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and
       King.  My concerns are global.  I reject absolutely revenge,
       aggression, and retaliation.  The foundation of such a method...is
       love. I love you, xerife Truman.
      COOPER: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
   -- James is released
   -- Lucy looks for words with R, B, and T.  Richard Tremayne, her lunch date,
      arrives at the station.  Hawk offers two more word    -- S: prohibited, robot.
   -- Leland drops by and tells Cooper, Truman, and Hawk about the man in the
      sketch - he lived in a white house, across a vacant lot from his
      grandfather's place on Pearl Lakes.  His name was Robertson and he used
      to flick matches at him, "you wanna play with fire, little boy?"  Leland
      flicks a match nicely himself into an ashtray.  Cooper picks it up and
      blows it out.
 
   Afternoon
   -- Andy buys boots from the OAM while he was waiting (Andy to Cooper, 2004)
   -- At the RR, Lucy and Dick have words over lunch.  They used to go out
      every Thursday night for three months, but he hasn't called in 6 weeks,
      since their encounter in Horne's Home Furnishings.  She tells him of her
      pregnancy.
   -- James and Maddy discuss Donna.  She arrives at an opportune moment, while
      they're holding hands, and storms out.
   -- Emory videotapes Audrey as Blackie shoots her up
   -- The OAM shows shoes to Truman, sees the sketch of BOB, gets dizzy
      and heads for the bathroom
   -- Shelly drops by the station and tells Cooper and Truman she won't give
      a statement against Leo.  Cooper smells an insurance scam and wonders
      who's behind it.
   -- The OAM has spasms in the toilet stall, flushes the toilet and the
      spasms cease.  He drops his needle.  Mike takes over.
   -- Cooper meets Ben at the Great Northern, who tells him to watch his step
      with Audrey.  The Asian Man (Jonathan) watches and follows Cooper.
   -- Jean Renault gives Audrey some English caramel
   -- Emory recognizes Cooper on the monitor.  Jean and Nancy, Blackie's
      sister, arrive.  They and Blackie scheme.  Jean wants Cooper and Blackie
      wants money.  He'll be the go-between for 30%.
   -- Truman gets a call from Pete - Josie will be back tomorrow afternoon.
      Hawk has information about the white house - it's boarded up and no name
      on the mailbox.  Truman tells Cooper about the OAM and flinches when
      Cooper reminds him that in his dream, the OAM knew BOB.  Cooper finds the
      needle in the bathroom.      -- C:  'Without chemicals, he points.'
 
   4:15 (?) (clock on wall)
   -- Ed visits Nadine who is strapped to her bed.  He sings to her, and she
      breaks her straps and wakes up.  She's 18.
   -- Cooper and Truman visit Jacoby in his hospital room.  His wife, Eolani,
      is there.  Hypnotized, he says he smelled engine oil at the park, and he
      saw Jacques' killer
 
   Night (full moon)
   -- Donna brings Harold's flower to Laura's grave and has a one-way
      conversation with her
   -- James sees Maddy at the Palmer home.  He's depressed since his mom came
      home.  Donna once again catches them at another opportune moment.
   -- Maddy cries to Leland, "Everybody thinks I'm Laura, but I'm not!"
      Cooper and Truman arrive to arrest Leland for the murder of Jacques.
   -- Donna goes over to Harold's and finds Laura's secret diary next to a
      knife
 
06 Mar (Monday)   [Episode 2004 - 10/20/90
                   Written by Jerry Stahl and Mark Frost,
                              Harley Peyton, Robert Engels
                   Directed by Todd Holland]
 
   Early morning
   -- Cooper and Truman question Leland, who admits to killing Jacques
   -- Doc Hayward and Andy discuss Andy's sterility.  Doc asks for another
      sample.  Andy, with a copy of Fleshworld, runs into Lucy on the way to
      the restroom.
   -- Truman tells Cooper no one named Robertson ever lived in the white house.
      Andy runs into a deputy, "Sorry, Bob."  Cooper notices Andy's wearing
      Circle Brand Boots.
 
   "Not even 9:30" (Ben to Louie)
   -- Louie tells Ben that travel critic M. T. Wentz is coming to town
   -- Jean, who "sells insurance to small businesses," visits Ben with the
      video of Audrey and the condition that Cooper bring the ransom money
 
   Afternoon
   -- Donna picks up lunches from the RR
   -- Norma tells Hank about M. T. Wentz.  He says there's enough time and
      takes off.
   -- At Harold's, he shows Donna the secret diary and reads from it.  Donna
      suggests giving it to the xerife but Harold disagrees.
   -- Ben shows the Audrey video to Cooper and asks him to deliver the money
   -- Josie returns
   -- At OEJ, Emory brings Audrey to Jean.  Audrey says Emory hit him.  Jean
      kills Emory.
   -- Andy approaches Lucy.  Cooper has a talk with her.
   -- Cooper asks Truman a favor.  He needs the best Bookhouse Boy.

   7:05 (clock on wall) (1/2 moon)
   -- Hank and Norma patronize a large man at the RR.  Hank lifts his billfold
      and finds it is Daryl Lodwick, District Attorney.
   -- Donna meets Maddy at the RR and asks her help in getting the secret diary
   -- Truman confronts Josie about the mill, she seduces him on the couch.
      A mystery man (Jonathan) watches outside the window in the rain.
   -- Judge Clinton Sternwood arrives at the station and meets Lucy, Cooper
      and the xerife.
   -- Dick Tremayne arrives, offers Lucy money for an abortion, and is kicked
      out by her.
   -- Andy, who overhears Lucy crying, brings in Leland to meet with the Judge.
      Sid arrives.
 
   Evening
   -- Ben bows to Mr. Tojamura who checks in.  Louie calls Norma - she thinks
      it's M. T. Wentz.
   -- Josie introduces her cousin Jonathan to Pete.  Jonathan tells Josie her
      job is to sell the mill and she is expected in Hong Kong by Mr. Eckhardt.
 
   9:30 pm
   -- Truman meets Cooper at the Roadhouse
   -- Hank at the RR gets a visit from the Asian Man (Jonathan) and is beat up
 
07 Mar (Tuesday)   [Episode 2005 - 10/27/90
                    Written by Barry Pullman
                    Directed by Graeme Clifford]
 
   6:42 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper awakes, chewing on his ear plug, and finds Audrey's note
 
   Morning
   -- Hawk tells Truman of his finds - two old ladies at the white house.
      They never heard of a Robertson.
   -- Lucy leaves for Tacoma.  She'll stay at sister Gwen and Larry's for
      two days.
   -- Cooper tells Truman he knows where Audrey is
   -- Mr Pinkle demonstrates for Bobby and Shelly the Leo-lifter apparatus
      while Bobby reads Shooting
   -- Leland's hearing.  Truman defends, Andy sketches.  Ben chews on nuts and
      leaves.  Leland's released.
   -- Donna delivers lunch to Harold and makes a deal.  He'll read the diary if
      she tells her story.  She taunts him outside, he collapses.
   -- Leo's hearing.  He's ruled incompetent to stand trial.  The Judge,
      Cooper, and Truman have a drink.  Cooper doesn't think Leo did it. 
      Truman tells Shelly Leo's coming home.  Judge tells Cooper to keep an
      eye on the woods.
   -- Ed brings Nadine home.  She rips off the refrigerator door.
N:  Where are Mom and Dad?
E:  Whoooaaa... out of town.
N:  Oh, okay!
   -- Tojamura meets Ben and offers him 5 million dollars for Ghostwood
      [His assistant is the Asian man from 1006]
   -- At the Great Northern, Bobby is snooping around Hank
 
   Noon ("Expect a call tomorrow. Noon," Jean to Ben, 2004)
   -- Cooper meets Ben.  They get a call from Jean with instructions on where
      and when to deliver the money.  Ben has Hank follow Cooper.
   -- Donna and Maddy plot to get the diary
   -- At OEJ, Jean arms himself.  Nancy reports that Audrey is asleep.
   -- Andy mans the phones at the station.  He calls the Doc for the results
      of his sperm test.  "I'm a whole damn town!" to Truman as he's zipping
      his fly.  He sees Gwen's number, calls, and gets an abortion clinic.
   -- Cooper and Truman plan.  Hawk enters and reports that the OAM is staying
      at the Robin's Nest.  No one's seen him for "a day, a day and a half."
      He found a mysterious drug.  They try to keep their plans from Hawk.
 
   Night (1/2 moon)
   -- Maddy gets some coffee at the RR.  James follows.
   -- Donna tells a story to Harold
   -- Cooper and Truman bust into OEJ.  An owl sees them.  There's a roll of
      plastic on the stairs.
   -- Harold shows Donna some orchids
   -- Cooper runs into Nancy and gets Audrey
   -- Truman watches Jean kill Blackie and lick her blood on his lips.  Hawk
      saves Cooper and Truman.
      H: "Good thing you guys can't keep a secret."
   -- Hank is caught outside by Jean and is identified as DA Lodwick (billfold)
   -- Maddy and Donna are caught by Harold
 
[Episode 2006 - 11/3/90
 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
 
   Night (con't)
   -- James rescues Donna and Maddy.  Harold sprays his plants and grieves.
   -- Cooper brings Audrey to the Bookhouse
   -- Maddy leaves Donna and James, who share a moment
   -- Truman recognizes Jean in a book of criminals and points him out to
      Cooper, who begins to feel remorse for getting Audrey messed up in his
      problems
   -- Cooper gives back the money to Ben and tells him what happened.  Ben hugs
      him, then the briefcase.
 
08 Mar (Wednesday)
 
   Morning
   -- Bobby brings Leo home.  He and Shelly get their first check - it's only
      $700, it was supposed to be $5000.  Leo groans.
   -- Donna tells Truman about the secret diary.  Gordon Cole arrives.
Cole:  FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION REGIONAL BUREAU CHIEF GORDON
  COLE.  THAT'S A REAL MOUTHFUL, BUT I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF ANYWAY
      Cole's got Albert's report: vicuna fibers were found outside Cooper's
      room.
T:  Coat was vi...cuna...
    -- C:  SOUNDS REAL GOOD, xerife, BUT I ALREADY ATE.
      Cole says the OAM's chemicals were weird stuff, and the scraps of paper
      found near the train site were diary pages.  Hawk brings in the OAM
    -- C: "THERE'S THE ONE-ARMER NOW!"
   -- Ben sees Audrey.  A: "I'm aware of a lot of new things too, Daddy."
      "I saw so much."

   1:50 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Nadine comes home from shopping
   -- Jonathan rapes Josie and gives her a one way ticket to Hong Kong.  She
      says she hasn't received her insurance money nor the money from Ben.
      She's waited five years for this.  The plane leaves at midnight.
   -- Maddy says goodbye to James at a dock.  She leaves tomorrow.
   -- Ben meets Josie at his office.  They drink to the fire.  She got Pete's
      signature and wants her money.  He threatens, she threatens.  He gives
      her the check from Tojamura, she gives him the contract.
   -- Bobby and Shelly party around Leo.  They make out in front of him, Leo
      moves.  B:  Good thing we didn't light the candles.
   -- Cooper meets Gordon.  Albert thinks Cooper is in over his head.  Gordon's
      worried over Pittsburgh.  Cooper gets an unmarked letter with an opening
      chess move (P to K-4) from Windom Earle, sent to the FBI office.
   -- Leland meets with Ben and proves himself, while pocketing fur off of a
      stuffed fox.  Jerry's on his way to Tokyo.
 
   Night
   -- Truman arrives as Josie's leaving.  He is introduced to Jonathan as "Mr.
      Lee," Josie's assistant.  He tells her he loves her, she hesitates, then
      leaves.
   -- Ben meets with Tojamura.  Leland sings.  Pete chats with Tojamura:
      Pete: The King and I!  [to Tojamura] Do you like musicals?
      Tojamura: No.
      Pete: Not even Fiddler on the Roof?  Made me weep like a little baby.
      Tojamura: I find adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable.
   -- Cooper questions Mike:
      M:  There is no need...for medicine.  I am not in pain.
          -- C:  Who are you?
      M:  My name is Mike.
          -- C:  What are you?
      M:  I am...an inhabiting spirit.
          -- C:  Who is Phillip Gerard?
      M:  He is host to me.
          -- C:  You spoke to me in my dream...about BOB.
      M:  Mmm.  He...was...my familiar.
          -- C:  Where does BOB come from?
      M:  That...cannot be revealed.
          -- C:  What does BOB want?
      M:  He is BOB...eager for fun.  He wears a smile... Everybody run!
          Do you understand the parasite? It attaches itself to a life form and
          feeds.  Eh.  BOB requires a human host.  He feeds on fear...and the
          pleasures.  They are his children.  I am similar to BOB.  We once
          were partners.
      M and C in unison:
          Through the darkness of futures past,
          The magician longs to see.
      M:  One...chance out, between two worlds,
          Fire...walk with me.
          Oh, but then...I saw the face of God...and was purified.  I took off
          the arm...but remained... close to this vessel, inhabiting from time
          to time, for ONE, SINGLE, PURPOSE.
          -- C:  To find BOB [produces sketch of Bob].
      M:  TO STOP HIM!  This [points to sketch] is his true face.  But few can
          see it.  The gifted...and the damned!
          -- C:  Is BOB near us now?
      M:  For nearly forty years.
          -- C:  Where?
      M:  Ah.  A large house, made of wood, surrounded by trees.  The house is
          filled with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls,
          night after night.
          -- C:  The Great Northern Hotel!
 
09 Mar (Thursday)  [Episode 2007 - 11/10/90
                    Written by Mark Frost
                    Directed by David Lynch]
 
   Early morning
   -- Mike babbles, Gordon tells Hawk about the diary pages.  Gordon is on
      his way to Bend Oregon, "HUSH HUSH" business.
   -- Note arrives for Donna at Tremonds', it's a page of Laura's secret
      diary ("morning after poor Harold died," Mrs. Tremond to Donna, 2009)
 
   7:24 am (clock on shelf)
   -- Andy shows guests to Mike, who says "no...no..."  Navy sailors bounce
      handballs.  Ben enters the room and Mike faints.
   -- Hawk discovers Harold's body
 
   9:05 am (clock on mantelpiece)
   -- Maddy tells Leland and Sarah she's leaving tomorrow.  "I'll come
      galloping back often!"
   -- Cooper and Truman find the French note on Harold's body, "I'm a lonely
      soul."  Hawk finds the torn diary.
   -- Bobby and Shelly pay their bills and end up with $42.  She wants Bobby to
      take a necklace back.  Leo's truck's been impounded.  Leo screams and
      spits, "new shoes."  Leo had Shelly take in a pair of boots "last week."
   -- Audrey confronts Ben with what she knows.  He's owned OEJ for five years.
      Laura worked there a short time, Battis recruited her without his
      knowledge.  He slept with her.
 
   Day
   -- A tearful Shelly tells Norma she's quitting.  Nadine and Ed arrive.
      Norma's been working there "20 years this April."  Nadine crushes a
      glass.  Nadine:  OH!!...  There goes _another_ one!.
   -- Bobby and Mike get back to Leo's with the boots and find a tape in the
      heel.
 
   2:47 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper pieces together the diary.  There are repeated references to BOB.
      Audrey arrives and tells him what she found out about Ben.
 
   10:00 pm - 12:00 am (full moon) (Albert puts Maddy's death between 10 and
      12 and Truman says they took Ben in after that, 2009)
   -- At the Palmer house, a record skips at the end, and Sarah (drugged)
      crawls down the stairs, "Leland."
   -- Ben is brought to the station.  The Log Lady tells Cooper, "We don't know
      what will happen or when, but there are owls in the Roadhouse."  She
      acknowledges that something is happening.
   -- Pete runs into Tojamura - it's Catherine
   -- Sarah sees a white horse and faints.  Leland's at the mirror.
   -- At the Roadhouse, Donna meets James and they discuss Harold.  The Log
      Lady arrives with Cooper and Truman.  The navy sailors are there also.
      Donna lip syncs.
   -- Cooper and the Log Lady see the giant, "It is happening again."
   -- Leland at the mirror, sees BOB.  Maddy smells something burning and is
      killed by Bob/Leland.  An 'O' is put underneath her fingernail.
   -- The waiter from the Great Northern tells Cooper, "I'm so sorry."  Bobby
      and Donna appear moved.  Cooper's thinking hard.
   -- Ben gets a fax from Jerry - he's talked with the people in Osaka and
      it's thumbs up.  Hawk, Andy, Truman, and Cooper arrive to take Ben in
      for questioning.
B:  Go away.  Get out, go on!  Go on!  I'm gonna go out for a sandwich.
  {scuffle scuffle}  No!  No!  No!  No!  No!  No!  No!  You can't do
  this to me!
    -- C:  It's already done.

10 Mar (Friday)   [Episode 2008 - 11/17/90
   Written by Scott Frost
        Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

   Morning
   -- Leland plays indoor golf.  Donna and James drop by and miss their chance
      to say goodbye to Maddy.  Leland says he dropped Maddy off at the bus
      station not 20 minutes ago.  Leland excuses himself and talks to Sarah.
      After Donna and James leave, Leland packs the club into his bag
      (Maddy's in there) and leaves.  His license plate says "The Timber
      State."
   -- Ben brushes his teeth in his cell when Jerry arrives back from Japan.
      Ben says he was with Catherine the night Laura died.  Ben and Jerry
      reminisce about Louise Dombrowski dancing with a flashlight.
   -- Lucy's back with her sister Gwen

   10:03 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman come across Leland dancing with his golf club.
      Truman tells Leland Ben's been arrested.  Cooper asks him to get back
      to him if he remembers anything about Ben.
T: Everything OK?
    -- C: I'm not sure.

   Late morning
   -- Doc Hayward takes a blood sample from Ben.  Jerry defends, and Cooper
      and Truman question him.  Jerry's license to practice law has been
      revoked in IL, FL, AL, MA.
   -- Bobby makes a copy of Leo's tape and writes a letter for Ben
   -- Norma's mom Vivien arrives with her new husband Ernie, a financial
      analyst.  He says he's through with gambling, but leaves a paper on
      the counter and Norma sees "$1000 Houston by 3 points" written on it.
   -- The OAM ("he's close...") bumps the deputy and escapes from his room
   -- Hank returns to the RR and smooth talks Norma
   -- Truman and Pete look through a pair of binoculars at a pileated
      woodpecker.  They trade stories about Josie and get funny feelings.
      Truman leaves with Cooper.  The OAM is missing.
   -- Andy sees Lucy with Gwen's baby and faints

   1:40 pm (?) (Ben's watch)
   -- Pete delivers a voice message to Ben from Catherine.  She'll testify
      for the mill.  Ben throws a tantrum.
   -- Leland sings "Surry With a Fringe on Top" while driving.  Cooper's
      whistling the same tune in a different key.  They nearly collide.
      Truman pulls Leland over and they chat.  Leland mentions Ben made a
      phone call at 10 pm the night Laura died and mentioned a "derry"
      or diary.  Leland offers to show Cooper his new clubs and appears
      to almost whack Cooper with one when Truman calls him away - they
      found the OAM, near the waterfall.

   Afternoon
   -- Hawk brings in the OAM to the station.  Lucy attends to Andy
      while Gwen gabs.  Andy tells Lucy about his sperm.
G:  My God!  Just what the world needs.  Another sperm gun running
  around loose.
   -- The OAM examines Ben.
Jerry:  xerife, isn't there something you'd like to share with us?
  Oh great... Would you tell this guy to stop staring at me like
  I'm a dog biscuit?!
OAM:  Bob... he's been very close.
J:  Who's Bob?  I don't know a Bob.  Do we know a Bob?
      Truman charges Ben with the murder of Laura:
J:  Now, your 24 hours are up!  You either charge my client or let him
  go!
T:  Ben Horne, I'm charging you with the murder of Laura Palmer.
B:  Good move, Jer.
      The OAM is taken to back to the hotel.  Cooper tells Truman he doesn't
      think Ben did it.

   8:30 pm (Vivien to Hank)
   -- Norma, Hank, Ernie and Vivien have dinner together, Hank's got a
      new domino - double 4.  When the ladies are in the powder room, Hank
      and Ernie talk.  They were prison buddies.  Ernie Niles, "The
      Professor," got out 6 months ago.  He met Vivien at a Republican
      fund raiser.  He says he doesn't gamble anymore.

   11:05 pm (clock on table)
   -- Cooper makes a quick message to Diane
   -- Audrey visits Cooper.  Cooper gets a call.
   -- Cooper and Truman identify Maddy's body

11 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2009 - 12/1/90
     Written by Mark Frost, Harley Peyton and Robert Engels
     Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Morning
   -- Albert report    -- S: letter O under Maddy's fingernail, fur in her hand
      from a dead, stuffed fox.  Cooper asks for 24 hours to finish it.
      Albert: Cooper... an observation.  I don't know where this is headed,
        but the only one of us with the coordinates for this destination in his
hardware is you.  Go on whatever vision quest you require.  Stand on
the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance.  Just find
this beast before he takes another bite.
      Cooper: <Sigh>  God help me, I don't know where to start.
      Hawk: You're on the path.  You don't need to know where it leads.
        Just follow...
   -- James gives Donna a ring.  Donna mentions last night.
   -- Vivien doesn't like Norma's eggs.
   -- Andy's French surprises Donna  "J'ai une a^me solitaire"
   -- Donna, Cooper, and Andy arrive at the Tremonds.  A younger Mrs. Tremond
      answers the door.  Her mother passed away 3 years ago and she has no
      children.  She has a letter addressed to Donna that was in her mail
      the morning after Harold died.  It's a page from Laura's diary with the
      entries for February 22 and 23.
    -- C:  Laura and I had the same dream.
A:  That's impossible!
    -- C:  Yes, it is.
   -- Cooper questions the OAM in a bed at the Great Northern.
      M: BOB and I, when we were killing together, it was this, this
perfect relationship.  Appetite, satisfaction, a golden circle.
          -- C: A golden circle.  A ring.  My ring.  I gave my ring to the
giant.
      M: He is known to us here.
          -- C: Then he's real.
      M: As real as I.  {laughs}  He can help you find BOB.
          -- C: How?
      M: You must ask him first.
          -- C: How do I do that?
      M: You have all the clues you need.  The answers are not here,
my friend,  {touches Cooper's forehead} the answers are here.
{touches Cooper's chest}
   -- Cooper, standing in a hall at the Great Northern, thinking hard,
      sees the waiter.  "I know about you.  That milk'll cool down on you
      but it's getting warmer now."
   -- Cooper, Truman and Albert examine Ben's office.  Albert says Maddy
      was killed the night before last between 10 and 12.  He also has
      Ben's blood test results.

   12:43 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Andy calls Dick while Lucy watches - they need to talk
   -- Tojamura sees Ben.  He wants the contract signed or the money
      returned.  Ben signs it and Tojamura reveals his true identity.
   -- Donna goes over to the Palmers' and meets Leland.  She's got a tape of
      her, Maddy and James singing for Maddy.  Leland recognizes Laura's
      shades on Donna and she mentions Laura's secret diary.  Leland gets a
      call from Beth - Maddy never made it home.  He chews gum, dances with
      Donna, and hugs her hard.  He's BOB again.  Truman's at the door for
      Leland.
   -- Donna tells James about Maddy.  He leaves her crying.

   3:00 pm (clock on wall)
   -- At the Roadhouse, Ben eats nuts.  Cooper and Truman are at the bar.
      Truman brings Leland, Ed arrives and they clear the room.  Hawk brings
      Bobby and Leo. 
Ben:  Would you like us to hum?  A Tibetan chant, perhaps?
Albert:  I think it's going wonderfully well, don't you?
Truman:  Now what?
Cooper:  Harry, I'm not completely sure.  _Someone_ is missing.
      Major Briggs brings the waiter, who gives Cooper a stick of gum.
Leland: I know that gum.  I used to chew it when I was a kid.
  That's my most favorite gum in the world.
Waiter:  That gum you like is going to come back in style.
      Cooper remember    -- S: Laura: "My father killed me."  The Giant gives Cooper
      his ring back.
  
   3:55 (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper and Truman trick Leland into a cell.  He freaks.
   -- At gunpoint, Leland is cuffed and read his right    -- S:
Truman:  You have the right to an attorney.  If you cannot afford an
  attorney, one will be appointed for you.
BOB:     {snickers} Hee hee hee!  Oh yeah, I suppose you wanna ask him
  some questions, huh?
Cooper:  Did you kill Laura Palmer?
BOB:     WHOOOO!  WHOO!  WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOOOO WHOO WHOO WHOOOO
WHOOOO!!  That's a yes.
Cooper:  How about Madeleine Ferguson?
BOB:     What do you think?
Cooper:  I'm asking you.
BOB:     No, what do you think?
Cooper:  That's not the question.
BOB:     Oh, gosh, gee, gee, whiz.  I guess I kinda sorta did... I
  have this thing for knives... just like what happened to you in
  PITTSBURGH that time, huh, Cooper??  Oh, Leland... Leland,
  Leland... you've been a good vehicle, and I've enjoyed the
  ride... but now he's weak... and full of holes... it's almost
  nearly time to shuffle off to Buffalo!!
Cooper:  Does Leland know what you've done?
BOB:     Ah, Leland's a babe in the woods... with a large hole... where
  his conscience used to be.  And when I go, children, I
  will pull that ripcord--and you watch Leland remember!!  Watch
  him!  But not for long....  WHOO!  WHOO!
Truman:  That's enough for me.
   -- Dick and Andy listen to Lucy.  Dick smokes.
   -- Cooper tells his story of how the answer was staring him in the
      face all this time - Leland's dancing, grey hair, Robertson, the
      letters, the secret diary.  Leland recites Mike's poem and BOB's
      response.  The sprinklers go off and Leland rams his head into the door.
      <Cooper, Albert, and Truman burst into the room. The sprinkler system
      has gone off and water is pouring over them all>
      Cooper: Call an ambulance! <Cooper kneels next to Leland and cradles
Leland's head in his lap.  For the rest of the scene he strokes
Leland's hair and face, comforting him.>
      Leland: Oh God!  Laura!  I killed her.  Oh my God, I killed my daughter.
I didn't know.  Forgive me.  Oh God.  I was just a boy.  I saw him
in my dream.  He said he wanted to play.  He opened me and I
invited him and he came inside me.
      Cooper: He went inside.
      Leland: When he was inside, I didn't know.  When he was gone, I
couldn't remember.  He made me do things.  Terrible things.  He said
he wanted lives.  He wanted others, others that they could use, like
they used me.
      Cooper: Like Laura.
      Leland: They wanted her.  They wanted Laura.  But she was strong.  She
fought.  She wouldn't let him in.  Oh God.  They had me kill that
girl, Teresa.  And they said if I didn't give them Laura, they'd have
me kill her, too.
      Cooper: But she wouldn't let them in.
      Leland: They said she'd die before she'd let them.  Then they made me
kill her.  Oh God, have mercy on me.  What have I done?  What
have I done?  Oh God.  I love her.  I love her with all my heart.
My angel, forgive me.
      <Cooper looks to Albert, who shakes his head -- apparently Leland
      isn't going to live>
      Cooper: Leland.  Leland, the time has come for you to seek the path.
Your soul has set you face to face with the clear light and
you are now about to experience it in its reality.  Wherein all
things are like the void and cloudless sky and the naked
spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without
circumference or center.  Leland, in this moment, know yourself
and abide in that state.  Look to the light, Leland.  Find the
light.
      Leland: I see it.
      Cooper: Into the light, Leland.  Into the light.
      Leland: I see... Her.  She's there.
      Cooper: Into the light, Leland.
      Leland: She's beautiful.
      Cooper: Into the light.
      Leland: Laura?
      Cooper: Don't be afraid.
      <Leland dies. Wordlessly Cooper pushes his own hair back and looks up.
      The sprinklers shut off>

   Late afternoon
   -- Cooper, Albert and Truman, meet Briggs and talk about BOB
   -- An owl flying by some wrecked cars

   Beginning of week of Mar 13
   -- Cooper decides an opening move and puts in a personal ad ("Earle: P to
      K4") to a nationally distributed newspaper. (published in the Mar 16
      paper, 2012)

14 Mar (Tuesday)   [Episode 2010 - 12/8/90
    Written by Tricia Brook
    Directed by Tina Rathborne]

   Day
   -- Cooper explains to Sarah what happened the night Maddy died and
      Leland's final moments
   -- Leland's wake.  Dr. Jacoby's back from Hawaii. Dougie pulls his brother's
      (Mayor Dwayne Milford) ear.  Dougie owns the newspaper and is
      engaged to be married.  Cooper: Harry, I'm really gonna miss this place.
   -- Dr. Jacoby and Ed ask to have 35 year old Nadine admitted to school
   -- Audrey sees Cooper, who tells his tale of Earle.  A: "Friendship is
      the foundation of any lasting relationship."

   12:35 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Bobby puts on Leo's clothes and goes to see Ben
   -- Catherine talks to Truman.  She says a guardian angel saved her and
      directed her to the summer cabin on Pearl Lakes.  There appears to
      be an owl-shaped smudge on her cheek.
   -- Dick talks to Lucy while she's replacing ceiling light bulbs.  She
      nearly falls but Dick's oblivious.  Andy offers to be friends.
   -- Cooper says goodbye to Truman, who gives him a green butt skunk hook
      and a Bookhouse Boy patch.  He says goodbye to Hawk, Andy and Lucy,
      when Roger Hardy arrives with a mountie and tells Cooper he has been
      suspended from the FBI.
   -- Audrey gets Bobby in to see Ben, but gets kicked out.  They go to
      get ice cream. B: Cup or cone? A: Mmmm...cone. I like to lick.
   -- Roger and the mountie question Cooper, who surrenders his gun and
      badge.  They only knew of two deaths, and Cooper didn't know about
      Battis.  Truman stands up for Cooper.
   -- Nadine Butler tries out for cheerleading

   6:20 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Shelly brushes Leo's teeth.  Bobby calls, Leo moves.

   Night (full moon)
   -- Vivien reveals herself to Norma, who kicks her out
   -- Hank brings Ernie to Jean at OEJ.  Jean's assistant is the mountie -
      he'll put some of the stolen cocaine in Cooper's car
   -- Josie, injured, returns to Truman's place
   -- Cooper and Briggs around a campfire:
      COOPER: At the time I did what I thought was right.  I must now face
the consequences.
      BRIGG    -- S: You can do no more.
      (Cooper and Major Briggs, roasting marshmallows over a campfire.)
      COOPER: You know, Major, I find myself thinking a lot about BOB.
If he truly exists.
      BRIGG    -- S: Yeah, I've pondered that same question continuously since this
horror was revealed.
      COOPER: I try to imagine him out there, incarnate, looking for
another victim to inhabit.
      BRIGG    -- S: There are powerful forces of evil in the world.  It is some
men's fate to face great darkness.  We each choose how to react.
If the choice is fear, then we become vulnerable to darkness.
There are ways to resist.  You, sir, were blessed with certain
gifts.  In this respect, you are not alone.  Have you ever heard
of the White Lodge?
      COOPER: The White Lodge.  No, I don't believe I have.
      (Briggs appears to ponder what he should say about this.)
      (Angle on the woods from the point of view of some unknown entity,
      moving through the woods.)
      COOPER: Major, I'm going to take a moment here.  I feel the call of
        nature.  There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.  I
look forward to hearing more about this White Lodge.
(Cooper moves off into the woods. Major Briggs laughs, gives
the departing Cooper a "thumb's-up".)
When I return.  From my journey.
      (Lingering on Briggs, who looks off in the direction of Cooper's
      exit with a speculative expression.  An owl hoots.  Major Briggs looks
      up, alarmed.)
      (Cooper urinating in the woods.  An owl hoots in the tree above him.
      Cooper watches the owl.  Suddenly a brilliant white light appears
      behind him.  Cooper turns toward the light.)
      (Angle on Briggs, bathed in blinding white light.)
      BRIGG    -- S: COOPER!  COOPER!
      (A robed figure appears in the light, backlit.  No features are visible.)
      (Cooper dashes through the woods to the camp site.  The Major is gone.)
      COOPER: Major Briggs?  MAJOR?
      (Cooper looks at the light.  It seems to be receding into the woods.
      Cooper runs toward it.  He reaches the top of a small hill and freezes,
      looking into the light.  The light blinks out.)

15 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 2011 - 12/15/90
      Written by Barry Pullman
      Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   Morning
   -- James cycles
   -- Mrs. Briggs talks to Cooper and Truman about her husband's disappearance.
      Being "in the woods is very significant," he "talks about them
      constantly." He left some notes by his bedside table so she'll call back
      later.
   -- Andy and Hawk found a present for Mr. & Mrs. Milford
   -- Gordon calls from Bend (a temp patches him through - Lucy's helping
      with the wedding).  Dennis Bryson from the DEA will be arriving.
   -- Cooper presents no defense to Roger
   -- Nadine asks Donna about Mike
   -- James cycles to Wallies and meets Evelyn Marsh.  She asks if he would fix
      her husband's Jaguar which she drove into a ditch.

   12:18 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Andy leaves flowers for Lucy
   -- Dick brings Nicky, his charge from Happy Helping Hand, to the station.
      Andy offers him a malt.
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Hawk discuss the White Lodge:
      HAWK: Cooper, you may be fearless in this world, but there are other
worlds.
      COOPER: Tell me more.
      HAWK: My people believe that the White Lodge is a place where the
spirits that rule man and nature here reside.
      TRUMAN: Local legend.  Goes way back.
      HAWK: There is also a legend of a place called the Black Lodge...
the shadow-self of the White Lodge.  The legend says that
every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection.
There, you will meet your own shadow-self.  My people call
it "The Dweller on the Threshold."
      COOPER: "The Dweller on the Threshold..."
      HAWK: But it is said, if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect
courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul.
   -- Dennis arrives, dressed in women's clothes and calling himself Denise.
      He and Cooper worked together in Oakland.  An RCMP officer says he stole
      drugs.
   -- Nadine leg presses 600 lbs
   -- Josie tells Truman about Eckhardt. He took her off the streets in Hong
      Kong at 16 and taught her about life and business. She was afraid for her
      life when she met Andrew, a business partner. She says she believes
      Eckhardt is responsible for Andrew's death. She escaped from the airport
      at Seattle.
   -- Roger has pie at the RR (story on Leland in his paper)
   -- Hank and Ernie return.  When Norma asks Ernie if he caught anything, he
      spins a tale she doesn't buy.  Vivien's returned to Seattle.
   -- Nicky blows whip cream in Dick's face and spins Andy's seat
   -- James looks at Jeffrey's '48 Jaguar.  Her husband, Jeffrey, travels
      extensively.  She'll provide room and board while he works on the car.
   -- Ben watches old footage of the groundbreaking ceremony for the Great
      Northern.  Hank arrive    -- S: "Ben, I have had an absolutely killer schedule."
      Ben wants to rearrange furniture.  Hank tells him OEJ has been taken
      over.  Ben makes shadow figures.
   -- Cooper gets an envelope from Windom Earle (P to Q4) together with
      a tape:
      "Of course, you couldn't help but take note of my emphatically
      traditional opening.  I must say, your responding move was nothing
      if not reflective of your predilection for the tidy and fastidious.
      See how my response to you begins to lead us towards a classical
      confrontation?  But there's doubt in your mind: what are my true
      intentions?  How will you answer this time?  Hobgoblins, Dale...
      consistency...predictability, giving rise to patterns.  We both
      know only too well how these patterns leave you vulnerable to
      attack.  You with your wounds, I with mine, let me paint you a
      picture: my knights will skirmish, lanes of power and influence
      will open through my bishops and rooks, pawns will naturally
      be forfeit.  I'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because,
      I assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost;
      the king must die!"
   -- The Milford wedding.  Dwayne objects.
   -- The reception.  Denise tells Cooper he found cocaine in Cooper's car
      and explains what happened with him and his cross-dressing.
   -- Cooper dances with Audrey, Andy with Denise.  Log lady likes the cake.
   -- Josie tells Catherine Thomas Eckhardt killed Andrew and she should be
      careful.  Catherine employs Josie as her maid.  Andrew's alive:
      "Everything's going exactly as we planned."  He and Catherine will be
      waiting for Eckhardt.

16 Mar (Thursday)   [Episode 2012 - 1/12/90
                     Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
     Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

   (aprox.)
   -- Windom Earle arrives in Twin Peaks (probably not earlier since envelope
      delivered to Cooper in 2011 is postmarked, not dropped off)

   7:00 am (Catherine to Josie, 2011)
   -- Catherine will have breakfast.  Coffee, juice, dry toast, oatmeal.

   Morning
   -- Bobby tries again to blackmail Ben, who's acting too weird for it to
      take.  Ben: "You know what you have to have in this life?  Balance,
      distance, symmetry."  He's stacked his furniture.  Eventually he hires
      Bobby to spy on Hank.  Lana runs by screaming.
   -- Cooper is discussing houses with a real estate agent, Irene.  A coin
      flip leads him to like Dead Dog Farm, an estate with a mysterious past
      where no one stays for long.
   -- Andy, Dick and Lucy visit with Nicky's case worker, Jane.  Nicky is
      an orphan who has been through many foster homes, and is the victim of
      "persistent random misfortune." Truman breaks up the meeting calling
      Andy to an emergency at the Great Northern.
   -- Truman, Doc Hayward and Andy investigate Dougie Milford, dead in his
      hotel bed.  Dwayne comes in and grieves, accusing the wife of murder by
      sex.  Andy doesn't cry.  "My Secret Life" by Chris Gerrity is found
      on the bed.
   -- In the hallway, Hawk is talking/flirting with the widow.  H: "When
      something really big goes down, I'm the man."

   10:10 am (clock on wall)
   -- Nadine has joined the wrestling team and takes district champion Mike in
      one fall while asking him out
   -- Mike complains to Donna about Nadine.      -- D: "I'm not that good of an
      actress."
   -- James meets Malcolm Sloan, who poses as Evelyn Marsh's brother (Evelyn
      to James, 2014), and is Jeffrey Marsh's driver.  He says Marsh abuses
      Evelyn.  Once a fortnight he beats her and she breaks something of his.
      M: "I'm sorry, am I being obscure?"
   -- At Dead Dog Farm, Cooper notices some tire track    -- S: "A Jeep, a four-
      wheeler and a luxury sedan."  In the house he deduces a meeting took
      place in the past few hours.  He finds baby laxative and cocaine dust.
   -- Dick fixes a flat (reading the instructions) while Nicky is being
      irritating.  While Nicky is away from the car, it falls off the jack.
      Nicky panics and runs to hug Dick (who is unhurt).

   Day
   -- Cooper comes to tell Truman about Dead Dog Farm, but instead visits
      with Air Force Colonel Riley investigating Major Briggs.  Briggs is a
      great pilot and his disappearance makes the cold war look like the
      sniffles.  "The owls are not what they seem" was broadcast from
      the woods, not deep space -- maybe from the White Lodge ("That's
      classified").  Cooper mentions seeing an owl before Briggs disappeared.
   -- James and Evelyn flirt and kiss.  James encourages her to leave her
      husband but she refuses.  When Jeffrey comes home she runs to greet him.
   -- Bobby, returning to Ben's office with photos, sees Audrey who flirts
      with him but doesn't kiss him.  Audrey goes to her secret listening
      place.
   -- Ben, who is working on a civil war model ("Gettysburg, day 1"), accepts
      the photos from Bobby and gives him a raise.  Audrey eavesdrops.
   -- Pete and Catherine enjoy a romantic meal, served by Josie in a maid
      outfit.  Pete is bothered by Catherine's treatment of Josie, but is
      having too much fun to make an issue of it.
   -- Cooper brings Diane up to date:
      "Diane, I'm holding in my hand a nationally distributed newspaper.  My
      opening move [Earle: P to Q4] responding to Windom Earle's opening move
      was printed in the personal column as per my instructions, but I have
      already received his response to this yesterday.  He anticipated my
      response to his opening move perfectly.  He's toying with me, Diane.
      I wonder where he is and what he's planning."
      [Cooper's opening move is incorrect above.  It is in fact P to K4.]
      Audrey knocks and offers Cooper Bobby's photos she has just stolen from
      her father's office.  Cooper identifies them as Hank, Ernie, Jean Renault
      and the mountie, meeting at Dead Dog Farm.  Denise comes in.
Audrey: They have women agents?
Denise: More or less.
      Audrey kisses Cooper on her way out.  Cooper briefs Denise.
          -- D: I may be wearing a dress but I still pull my panties on one leg at a
         time, if you know what I mean.
      Cooper: Not really...

   Night
   -- At the RR, Ed looks depressed, prompting Norma to suggest they can still
      be friends and to take his hand, all this secretly witnessed by Hank,
      sporting a 3:4 domino.
   -- Dick tells Andy he thinks Nicky is the devil
   -- In Truman's office, Dwayne continues to accuse Lana of murder.  Doc says
      it was a natural heart attack.
   -- In the hallway, all the men watch Lana being escorted to a room.  They
      begin collectively reciting Shakespeare.
   -- Lucy tries to call the xerife to the phone, but gets no response.  She
      eventually finds all the men literally spellbound by Lana telling
      stories.
   -- Denise visits Ernie at the RR.  At the Great Northern, Cooper and Denise
      interrogate Ernie.  They apparently want to let him off, using him to
      catch the big guys.  Denise will pose as a buyer from Seattle and Ernie
      will arrange for a deal between Renault and Denise.
   -- James hears Evelyn and Jeffrey fighting.  Malcolm tells James the first
      beating was four years ago.  He swears to kill Jeffrey.
   -- Bobby goes home to find his mother sitting in the dark grieving over the
      Major's disappearance.  She flips on an owl lamp and Bobby tells his
      mother about the Major's vision.  Suddenly the lights go out and the
      major materializes in the house, wearing a vintage pilot's outfit
      (leather jacket and goggles) and asking how long he's been gone.
      Betty: Is everything all right?
      Garland: No, dear...not exactly.


17 Mar (Friday)  [Episode 2013 - 1/19/90
                  Written by Harley Peyton
  Directed by Todd Holland]

   Morning
   -- Fade up on night time sky/field of stars.  Camera pans
      slowly to right.
 VOICE: (whispers) Cooperrr...                                
      In the background, a chittering noise is heard.  A yellow
      symbol consisting of three equilateral triangles overlapping
      slightly at their apexes (like the international radiation
      symbol) appears spinning in the center of the screen and
      rapidly moves towards the camera with a screaming noise.
      When it hits the camera, the screen erupts with flames.
 BRIGGS (V.O.): I remember stepping from the flames.  A
   vague shape in the dark.  Then nothing.
      Slow fade from flames to Major Garland Briggs.  He is
      seated on a throne of stone in the middle of a jungle.
      The camera moves slowly towards him.
 BRIGG    -- S: 'Til I found myself standing by the cold
   remains of our campfire.  Two days later.
 HAYWARD (Distorted V.O.): Major, there are some new techniques
   that might help us break through your amnesia.
 BRIGG    -- S: Well, my memories are immune from regression.
   I can feel them...
      A wolf begins to growl in the background.
 BRIGG    -- S: ...they're palpable, the smells, the sensation.
   Everything is known to me, yet somehow beyond my reach.
 COOPER (distorted V.O.): Do you remember anything else?
 BRIGG    -- S: Very little, save for one disturbing image
   of a giant owl, pervasive.
      The wolf continues to growl.
 COOPER (distorted V.O.): A giant owl?
      With a flash of light, we cut to a brief negative image of an owl flying,
      then to a close shot of the back of the Major's neck, where there is a
      small red scar identical to the 3-triangle symbol seen before.  Cut
      to Briggs face.  The flash is revealed to be from an Instamatic
      camera that Doc Hayward used to take a picture of the scar. 
      The camera slowly pulls back from Briggs.  The scene is the
      xerife's Station Conference Room, the time is apparently morning.
      Major Briggs, Agent Cooper, Doc Hayward and xerife Truman
      are present.
 COOPER: A giant owl?  How big?
 BRIGG    -- S: (fidgeting with his fingers) Enough to cloud my mind and
           memory.
 HAYWAR    -- D: (handing the instant picture he has just taken to Cooper)
   Three triangular scars behind the right ear, in perfect proportion.
 TRUMAN: Major Briggs...what exactly does your work involve?
 BRIGG    -- S: That information...as I've repeated endlessly
   to myself...classified.  Though the keeping of
   secrets ... seems less meaningful to me now.
   (Pause.  The Major is nervous and shaken.)
   Perhaps there are sources of information that are
   so important as to transcend the human need
   to conspire.  Information of such weight that
   pertains not ... (Garland pauses.  He begins to
   lose control of his emotions.)  Oh, God!  Is
   this meant for the soul?!  My soul?
 COOPER: Major--perhaps you'd better start back at the beginning.
 BRIGG    -- S: Are you familiar with...Project Bluebook?
 COOPER: Yes sir, I am.  The Air Force investigation into
   the phenomenon of Unidentified Flying Objects.
 BRIGG    -- S: Officially disbanded in 1969.  But, there are those
   of us who ... continue in an _unofficial_ capacity.
   Examining the heavens as before...in the case of
   Twin Peaks, the earth below.
      Cooper and Truman look at each other.
 BRIGG    -- S: We are searching for a place called the White Lodge.
      Briggs stops talking as the door opens and two M.P.s step in.
 M.P. #1: Major Briggs?
 BRIGG    -- S: I've been expecting you.
 TRUMAN: Now hold on just a minute, fellas.
 M.P. #1: Colonel Riley's orders.
 TRUMAN: I don't care what orders you got, this is my
   station and Major Briggs happens to be a friend of mine.
 BRIGG    -- S: Harry (Briggs rises).   I'm afraid we will have to continue
   this discussion at a later date.
 TRUMAN: Are you sure you wanna to go with them?
 BRIGG    -- S: (Nods) Yeah. (to Cooper) Goodbye.
 M.P. #1: Major.                              
      A sprinkler drips onto the photo Cooper is holding {we hear the
      "hand shakes" sound from 2020}.
   -- Denise and Cooper have Ernie call Jean for the setup
   -- Dick tells Andy Nicky's records were sealed and returned to the
      orphanage
   -- Cooper asks Lucy if she's seen anything from Earle in the newspapers
   -- At the RR, Ed tells Norma, "We need to talk"
   -- Shelly's fed up with taking care of Leo and slaps Bobby who's going
      out again, as Invitation to Love plays on the TV.  Leo's eye twitches.
   -- Ed gets a call from James who wants all his money ($12) sent to him
      at Wallies
   -- Evelyn asks James about his girls and for his help

   9:25 am (clock on wall)
   -- Mike tries to fight off Nadine at the RR
   -- Hank asks Norma where's she's going
   -- Josie answers the door to Truman who can't keep his hands off her
   -- Audrey visits Ben's battlefield and calls Jerry
   -- Ed answers the door to Norma
   -- Hawk prepares Ernie with a bug:
      (Hawk is attaching a "wire" to Ernie with adhesive tape)
      E: Ouch!  Will you mind the chest hair, will ya?
      H: You're sweatin' like a pig, Mr. Niles!
      E: Oh, thanks a lot!  That's nervous perspiration, man, hyperhydrosis.
 It's a childhood condition--and I didn't notice it 'til the war. 
 Korea, remember that?  Do ya?  I was leading a battalion up towards
 the 49th parallel.  We were just a bunch of fresh-faced kids.
         I didn't know what kinda hell we were steppin' into.
          -- C: Ernie!  Ernie, I want you to focus on the here and now.  Repeat your
 instructions to me, step by step.
      E: Okay.  Uh...I take...Denise...up to Dead Dog Farm.  I introduce her to
 Renault.
          -- C: Right.
      E: I, uh...take Renault through the buy...complete the transaction, and
         get the hell out of there, huh?
          -- C: Good.  Harry--that's when you come in. (Truman nods)  By golly...I
         sure wish I could join you fellas.  But I've temporarily lost my
 enforcement franchise.
      E: Heh, I bet.
      T: Well...I've been givin' that some thought. (tosses badge to Cooper)
 Consider yourself deputized.  The bureau's loss is my gain.
      (Cooper looks at the badge--it's number 13.)
          -- C: (happily)  I hope I can live up to this.
      H: (finishes wiring Ernie)  He's done.  You might want to towel him off
 before we go! (wipes his hands, exits)
      E: Ah, come on!  (to Cooper and Truman)  Uh...how long will it, uh...
 take you guys to storm the farmhouse after, uh, I complete the buy?
          -- C: (pinning on his badge)  You go out, we come in.
      E: Can I, can I ask you a question?
      T: What, Ernie?
      E: Don't make me do this!  This isn't my line of work!  I'm a coward!  I
 don't do this kind of thing, I'm a CPA!
      T: Ernie.
          -- C: Ernie.
      E: (laughs nervously) Just a momentary lapse.  I'm okay, I'm...I'm cool.
 Let's go do it, huh?
          -- C: Where's Denise?
      T: Haven't seen her.
      (Door opens.  Dennis enters dressed as a man, hair pulled back into a
       ponytail)
          -- D: (proudly)  You can call me Dennis!  Oh, I don't know, somehow it
 seemed...more appropriate.  (Cooper beams, absolutely delighted)
 Whadda you think?
      (Truman whistles appreciatively)  
   -- Andy and Dick at the Dorritt Home for Boys
          -- D: Our investigation must proceed "sub rosa."  We may have to pick the
 lock.  Tricky business, that.  (Andy opens the unlocked door)  Voila!
 We enter!
      A: Where is everybody?
          -- D: Lunch!  Here we are, the case files.  N...N...N...(turns to another
 set of files) N!  Nales...Nester...Netherby...Needleman, Nicholas.
 Needleman, our little Nicky!
      A: We can read it in the car!
          -- D: Oh, patience, Andrew.
      A: (increasingly nervous) Dick!
          -- D: Sh!  The usual background information...mmm...birthplace...initial
 adoption...  mm-hmm!  First of several, it seems.
      A: Dick!
          -- D: (oblivious to Andy)  Ah, the plot thickens.  Where are thy secrets,
 little Nicky?
      (The Brewsters appear at the door, wave eagerly.  Andy sees them.)
      A: Dick!
      (The Brewsters enter.  Dick jumps up, startled, and clumsily hides
      Nicky's file in his trenchcoat.)
      B: Hi!
      (Andy, petrified, crosses and stands beside Dick.)
      B: We're the Brewsters.  (laughs)  I know we're a little early.  It's
 just that we're so darn eager to see him.  Can we see him?  Where's
 Donny?
          -- D: D--Uh, little Donny is...uh, dead.  (The Brewsters look horrified.)
 Eh!  Dead tired, I mean.  I'm afraid little Donny, he isn't feeling up
 to snuff.
      B: Well, he was in perfect health only yesterday.
      (Dick is stumped.)
      A: Dick!
          -- D: Just a minute...*Woody*.  Let me finish helping these good people.
 Now--where were we?
 
   Afternoon
   -- Ed answers the door to Donna who's looking for James.  She'll deliver
      the money to James.
   -- Norma leaves and Nadine rescues Ed from Hank
   -- Bobby sees Ben, then Audrey.  A: I think Daddy needs an injection.
   -- Catherine visits Ben
   -- James shows Evelyn the fixed car who seduces him as Malcolm watches.
      The bottle of champagne disappears off the car seat.
   -- At Dead Dog Farm, Ernie's shirt smokes, blowing the cover.  Hawk calls
      for backup as Cooper exchanges himself for Ernie and Dennis.

   Evening (1/2 moon)
   -- Evelyn leaves James in bed to go at it with Malcolm
   -- Jean, the mountie, and Cooper in the center room:
          -- C:  Is my death so important to you?
      R:  My two brothers die...I hold you responsible.
          -- C:  Why?
      R:  Well...before you came here...Twin Peak was a simple place.
  My brothers deal dope to the teenagers and the truckdrivers...
  oh...One Eyed Jack welcomed the businessman and the tourist...
  quiet people lived a quiet life.  Then--a pretty girl die,
  and you arrive...and everything change.  My brother Bernardo,
  shot, and left to die in the...the woods.  A grieving father
  smother my remaining brother with, ah...the pillow.
  Kidnaping...death...suddenly, ah, the quiet people...they're
  quiet no more.  Suddenly the...the simple dream, become the
  nightmare.  So.  If you die, maybe you will be the last to die.
  Maybe you brought, ah...the nightmare...with you.  And maybe...
  the nightmare will *die* with you.
   -- Dennis in a RR uniform, delivers food.  Cooper shoots Jean with a
      gun hidden in Dennis' panty hose and Dennis kicks the mountie's ass.
   -- Shelly wakes to intermittent power to find Leo
   -- Power's off at the station.  Lucy says there were two fires and an
      explosion.  Cooper finds a dead person pointing to a chessboard.
    -- C: It's a chess game.  Windom Earle's next move.
      [Explanation of chessboard diagram followed by one of the board in this
      scene.  Note that the U.S. 'notation' of the chess pieces and the
      squares is added since it is very different from the 'European' one.]

[Explanation of chessboard diagram]
     (KR)    (KN)    (KB)     (K)     (Q)    (QB)    (QN)    (QR)   <-- (Pos.)
     Rook   Knight  Bishop   King    Queen  Bishop  Knight   Rook   <--  Name
       R       N       B       K       Q       B       N       R    <--  Abbr.
   +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
   | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |  ,^-. | |_|_| |    White
(1)|  |_|  | /'_ | |  \_/  | (_|_) | \_|_/ |  \_/  | /'_ | |  |_|  |<-- pieces
   | _|_|_ | `'/_| | __=__ |  ===  |  ===  | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |    (above)
   +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |    White
(2)|  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |<-- Pawns
   |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |      P
   +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
   |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
(3)|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |/ QR3 <--- (from
 . |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|    white)
 . +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+   Square
 . |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |   notation
   |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|  QR5 <--- (from
   |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |    black)
   +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
   |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|    Empty
   |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |//// <----- black
 . |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|    square
 . +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
 . |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |    Empty
(3)|///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|     <----- white
   |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |    square
   +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |    Black
(2)|  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |<-- Pawns
   |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |      P
   +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
   | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |  ,^-. | |_|_| |    Black
(1)|  |#|  | /'##| |  \#/  | (#|#) | \#|#/ |  \#/  | /'##| |  |#|  |<-- pieces
   | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ |  ===  |  ===  | __#__ | `'/#| | _|#|_ |    (below)
   +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+   
       R       N       B       K       Q       B       N       R    <--  Abbr.
     Rook   Knight  Bishop   King    Queen  Bishop  Knight   Rook   <--  Name
     (KR)    (KN)    (KB)     (K)     (Q)    (QB)    (QN)    (QR)   <-- (Pos.)

[The board presently]
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |///////|  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |  ,^-. | |_|_| |
      |  |_|  |///////|  \_/  | (_|_) | \_|_/ |  \_/  | /'_ | |  |_|  |
      | _|_|_ |///////| __=__ |  ===  |  ===  | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |       |   o   |   o   |///////|   o   |   o   |       |
      |  (_)  |       |  (_)  |  (_)  |///////|  (_)  |  (_)  |       |
      |  /_\  |       |  /_\  |  /_\  |///////|  /_\  |  /_\  |       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |   o   |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  (_)  |       |///////|       |// ? //|
      |       |///////|       |  /_\  |       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| o o o |   o   |       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| \#|#/ |  (#)  |   ?   |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|  ===  |  /#\  |       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |   o   |?  o  ?|   o   |   o   |///////|       |?  o  ?|
      |       |  (#)  |? (#) ?|  (#)  |  (#)  |// ? //|   ?   |? (#) ?|
      |       |  /#\  |? /#\ ?|  /#\  |  /#\  |///////|       |? /#\ ?|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |  ,^-. |///////|  _+_  |?  o  ?|  /+\  |? ,^-.?|       |
      |  |#|  | /'##| |///////| (#|#) |? (#) ?|  \#/  |?/'##|?|   ?   |
      | _|#|_ | `'/#| |///////|  ===  |? /#\ ?| __#__ |?`'/#|?|       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+

[Episode 2014 - 2/2/91
 Written by Scott Frost
 Directed by Uli Edel]

Friday evening (continued)
   -- Truman, Cooper, and Doc Hayward investigate the dead body - there's a
      black pawn in the mouth.  Cooper says it's a vagrant, and makes several
      predictions borne out by investigation (type of wound, an abandoned
      car ...).  He tells Truman he's sure Windom Earle's behind this.
    -- C: He's taken his first pawn in a very sick game.
      [Shots of chess board shows set-up slightly different from above in 2013]
   -- Audrey plots with Bobby to save the Horne empire.
A:  From now on, Bobby, it's me you suck up to.
   -- Leo stalks Shelly with an axe, as an owl watches.
Leo: "Goodbye wife", "Bad girl"
      Bobby returns home and after a struggle, Shelly stabs Leo in the leg who
      runs away into the woods.

18 Mar (Saturday)

   Day
   -- Cooper's been cleared, but the suspension remains.  Truman gives us the
      bird and offers the vagrant murder case to deputy Cooper.  Hawk reports
      Hank is in the hospital - he missed the drug deal because he was "hit by
      a bus." Shelly called to report Leo's awakening.
      [Shots of chess board shows set-up slightly different from above in 2013]
   -- Andy tells Lucy about his and Dick's theory of Nicky killing his parents
      at the age of 6
   -- James meets Jeffrey, who gets in the car and drives off.
   -- At the RR, Ed and Doc Hayward discuss Nadine's dating and sex life.
      Donna took the van to look for James who's "out west a couple of hours."
   -- Ed tells Norma about the Nadine/Hank fight.  Norma says Truman will
      arrest Hank for parole violation.  Ed and Norma plan a romantic weekend.
      NORMA:  People will find out.  E    -- D: Let 'em.
   -- James prepares to leave.  Evelyn puts the moves on him.  J:  It's wrong!
   -- Cooper talks with Truman:
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |  ,^-. | |_|_| |
      |  |_|  | /'_ | |  \_/  | (_|_) | \_|_/ |  \_/  | /'_ | |  |_|  |
      | _|_|_ | `'/_| | __=__ |  ===  |  ===  | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |       |///////|   o   |   o   |   o   |
      |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |       |///////|  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |
      |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |       |///////|  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|   o   |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  (_)  |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  /_\  |///////|       |///////|       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |   o   |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  (_)  |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  /_\  |       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|  ,^-. |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| /'##| |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| `'/#| |///////|       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |///////|   o   |   o   |   o   |   o   |
      |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |///////|  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |
      |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |///////|  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |///////| |_|_| |
      |  |#|  | /'##| |  \#/  | (#|#) | \#|#/ |  \#/  |///////|  |#|  |
      | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ |  ===  |  ===  | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      T: So how does chess figure into all this?
          -- C: Because Windom Earle and I played a game every day for three years.
 He felt that all of life could be found in the patterns and conflicts
 on the board.  (pauses)  Because I never beat him.  (pauses)  Now it's
 my turn.  I'll publish my response in the Twin Peaks Gazette.  I don't
 know what else to do.
      T: Coop, you're gonna have to give me some more information here.
          -- C: Harry, I've brought some baggage to town I haven't told you about.
 (sits) Windom Earle was my first partner.  Everything I know about the
 law and the bureau, I owe to him.  Four years ago, we drew the
 assignment of protecting a material witness in a federal crime.  She
 was, uh...very beautiful...very gentle woman.  Her name was Caroline.
 She and I fell in love.  One night, I...failed in my vigilance.  An
 attack was made; I wasn't ready.  I was wounded and I lost
 consciousness.  (swallows hard)  When I came to, she was in my arms,
 she...she was dead, she'd been stabbed.
      T: The wounds on the vagrant.
          -- C: Identical.  The killer was never found.  My wound healed; Windom Earle
 went mad.  Institutionalized until his recent escape.
      T: So why is he after you?
          -- C: Harry--Caroline was Windom Earle's wife.
      (Truman has been sitting on the edge of his desk.  Now, he sits in his
      chair, taken aback.)
      T: So...he blames you for her death.
          -- C: (shakes his head, leans forward)  It's much worse than that.  I think
 he killed her.  And I think he committed the crime that she originally
 witnessed.  Harry-- Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond!  It's cold,
 and hard, and brilliant.  I think he feigned the insanity that sent
 him away, but at some point he lost the ability to distinguish between
 what's right and what's wrong.  You don't know what he's capable of,
 Harry...you don't know!
   -- Donna shows up at Wallies looking for James but finds Evelyn instead.
      Evelyn said he had done some work for her and then headed off to Mexico.
   -- James wrestles with his emotions
   -- Audrey ushers Jerry into Ben's office.  BEN: "Jeb!"  Dr. Jacoby is there.
      He says Ben's reversal of the South's fortunes is a healthy way for Ben
      to recover from his own defeat.
   -- Briggs staggers into the xerife's office and collapses.  Lucy checks her
      lip stick.
   -- Briggs, Truman and Cooper at the station:
      (Briggs, Cooper, and Truman are all sucking down huge glasses of water.
       Lucy is standing nearby with a pitcher of water.)
      L: More?
          -- C: I'm fine.
      T: Fine, Lucy.
      B: Fine.
      (Lucy exits.)
      T: Major--what happened?
      B: Well, as men who have dedicated their lives to service, I know that
 you're able to understand how sacred I hold a pledge of allegiance.
 And the cost one must pay when breaking a pledge.
          -- C: It can be very great.
      B: Well, the Air Force, *I thought*, was not unlike other societies of
 men dedicated to the fight for the good.  (pauses, mops his brow)
 Gentlemen, frankly I'm worried.  When my superiors questioned me about
 my disappearance, they exhibited a degree of suspicion and intolerance
 bordering on the paranoic.  I must now admit that their motivation in
 the search for the White Lodge is not ideologically pure.  I believe
 that during my disappearance I was taken to the White Lodge.  I can
 remember, virtually nothing.  But I have the clear, intuitive sense
 that there's...  much trouble ahead.
          -- C: Major?  What kind of trouble?
      B: I am unaware of the form it will take.  (pauses)  I will return.
 Until that time, I will be in the shadows if you need me.  Good day,
 gentlemen.
          -- C: Good day, Major.
      (the Major exits.)
      T: In the shadows.  Can you beat that?
          -- C: No...
   -- Jacoby, Lana, Cooper, Truman, Hawk at the station
      (Cooper and Truman enter the meeting room after Hawk.  Jacoby and Lana
       are waiting there.)
      J: Good.  I wanted all of you to hear this.  I've just spent almost the
 last twenty-four hours with this charming young lady, and as you can
 see, uh...  I have no bruises, no broken bones...any claims by her
 deceased husband's brother that she's cursed or somehow responsible
 for a death is nonsense.  Now what she does, in fact, possess is a
 heightened sexual drive.  And a working knowledge of technique,
 anatomy, and touch, that few men have ever had the pleasure of
 experiencing, or the skills to match.
      T: Is it *hot* in here?
          -- C: Yeah.
      H: Yep.
          -- C: Lana, let me be the first to congratulate you.
      L: Thank you!  Well--I could never have done it without Dr. Jacoby.
      J: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.  Okay.  Well then, we're gonna go bowling.
         See ya later, guys!
   -- Dwayne Milford is in the lobby with a shotgun, threatening to shoot Lana.
      Cooper suggests that the mayor and the widow go alone into the conference
      room to work it out.  Truman: Now what?  Cooper: We wait.
   -- The cops enter the conference room to find the widow and the mayor
      making plans to adopt a baby
   -- Catherine reveals Andrew Packard to Pete.  P: "We forgot the weenies!"
      Catherine and Andrew knew of the attempt on Andrew's life so they staged
      it.  Eckhardt tried to kill him after he got the better of him in a
      business deal.  It was planned for 6 years.

   Dusk
   -- Eckhardt and Jones check into the Great Northern
   -- Truman shows Cooper a Seattle newspaper story -- Jonathan is dead.
      Truman suspects Josie and asks Cooper to investigate.
    -- C: Harry, let's get one thing straight--I work for you now.  If you
  say drink coffee, I'll drink coffee.
   -- Doc Hayward tells Dick and Andy about Nicky's past.  His mother was an
      immigrant, maid at the Great Northern.  She was impregnated during a
      rape, died in child birth.  Nicky was in an orphanage, then adopted.
      His adopted parents were killed in a car crash.  Lucy is indignant that
      the men had suspected Nicky of wrong-doing.  She swats a fly.
      Dick and Andy break down and cry.
   -- It comes down at the Marsh place.
{First police car arrives}
E: There's been an accident. Jeffrey's dead.
J: His car?
E: Yes.
J: You killed him!
E: No. No. No...
J: My God, you set me up!
E: It was Malcolm's idea. He's not my brother. Hurry James, go find
  that young girl who loves you. {Second police car arrives}
  Go! {James grabs his jacket and leaves}
      Donna is there in the shadows outside, and they run away together.

   Night
   -- Leo walking through the woods.  Gratuitous owl shots.  There is a cabin
      with a light on.  Leo walks in and meets Windom Earle.

19 Mar (Sunday)   [Episode 2015 - 2/9/21
           Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engels
   Directed by Diane Keaton]

   Day
   -- Evelyn and Malcolm tell the cops about James
Malcolm: Mrs. Marsh hired him to fix the Jaguar.
Cop:     Jaguar... J-a-g-w... uh, a car.
   -- At Wallies, bus drivers watch an opera, while James and Donna talk
      as the bartender persists in listening in.  Donna wants to talk to Ed,
      James wants to talk to Evelyn.
   -- Donna calls Ed
   -- Cooper and Truman question Shelly and Bobby, who says that Hank shot Leo
   -- Albert ("Get a life, punk!") tells Cooper about Earle's leavings at
      five different police departments in different cities, each an article of
      Caroline's clothing.  He also has photos of the dead vagrant, showing
      a set-up of the chess board different from above in 2013.
   -- Earle makes music as Leo awakens and puts the collar on him
   -- Ed and Norma discuss their future when Nadine rips off the door
      and joins them in bed.  She says she knows about them, mentions Mike,
      and bends her 2nd place wrestling trophy.
   -- Cooper and Truman question Josie
   -- Pete returns with a load of dry cleaning.  Cooper takes a sample from
      a coat.
   -- Thomas calls Josie.  Catherine listens.  Eckhardt and Jones speak
      Afrikaans.
   -- Ben continues on in the war.  Johnny is present in his Indian headdress.
      Bobby trumpets.
   -- Evelyn and Donna trade words at Wallies until Malcolm comes for Evelyn
   -- Albert's report.  The dead Asian man was Jonathan Kumagai.  The fibers
      found outside Cooper's door and from Josie's coat are a perfect match.
      Truman reports the dead vagrant's name was Eric Powell.  Powell was
      Caroline's maiden name.
T: So whenever he takes a piece from the board...
    -- C: ...someone dies.
   -- Pete beats Toad, Cooper and Doc Hayward in chess, and agrees to help
      Cooper with his chess game.
    -- C: Great players are either far or few.
   -- Shelly gets her job back and cleans the ice cream cone
   -- Truman tells Norma Hank is going back to jail

   Night (1/2 moon)
   -- Josie answers the door to Eckhardt, who dines with Catherine.  They
      debate over what to do with Josie.
   -- James confronts Evelyn, who's blowing smoke rings.  She confesses and
      seduces him.  Malcolm knocks him out.
   -- The North surrenders and Ben's back
   -- Earle prepares himself and tutors Leo in penmanship.  He shows photos
      of Audrey, Donna and Shelly.  E: Which one shall be my queen?
   -- Donna stumbles into Evelyn and Malcolm scheming.  Fiasco results
      in Evelyn shooting Malcolm.
   -- Cooper looks at a picture of Caroline as Earle walks out of the elevator.
      Earle leaves a message for Audrey.
   -- Cooper finds a mask and a message from Earle in his bed.
E: It's your move!!

20 Mar (Monday)      [Episode 2016 - 2/16/91
      Written by Tricia Brook
      Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   Morning
   -- Cooper and Truman listen to Earle's tape.  They decide to call Pete
      for Cooper's next move.  Lucy: Paper and Pete, got it - I'll do it
      alphabetically!
   -- Pete answers Lucy's call then serves breakfast to Catherine and Andrew.
      Josie enters, sees Andrew and faints.
   -- Truman reads the paper, an article on Jonathan's death
   -- Hank (on crutches) and Hawk in Truman's office.  Truman accuses Hank of
      shooting Leo.  Hank says he was home with Norma then, and offers to deal
      info on Packard's death for freedom.  No deal.  Hawk kicks Hank's
      crutch out from under him.
   -- Albert's report regarding the gun:
      A: This is the bullet we removed from you.  This is the one that was
         excavated from the dead man's skull.  Same bullets, same gun, same
 killer.  Let's go get her.
          -- C: Albert, hold your horses.
      A: Coop--I appreciate any reluctance you might have for busting your
 pal's old lady, but the woman ventilated you and left you for dead.
          -- C: (holds up his hand) Albert--I don't take it personally.  What about
 the gloves, the powder tests?
      A: News at five.  All right, fine, you're not mad, but there's an
 epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around,
 she is a menace.
          -- C: (nods) I'll talk to her.  Maybe she'll confess, turn herself in.
      A: Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus. (leaves)
   -- Audrey working as concierge at the Great Northern.  J.J. Wheeler walks
      in; he claims to have seen Audrey years ago playing Heidi.  Audrey has
      mail -- a note containing a torn piece of paper with writing, and a
      note inviting her to "save the one you love" by attending "a gathering
      of angels" at the Roadhouse that night.
   -- Ed replaces some figurines on a shelf when Nadine returns from school
      early. She confesses to Ed her love for Mike.  NADINE: "We have to
      call a spade a spade.  We're breaking up."
   -- Cooper pleads the truth from Josie.  Catherine listens in.  COOPER: "I
      don't know what place [Harry] occupies in your heart, but I do know that
      you own his."  Josie is unresponsive.  After Cooper leaves, Catherine
      badgers Josie while oozing slime.  Catherine says Josie will have to
      see Eckhardt alone that night.  JOSIE: "He'll kill me."  Catherine
      casually exposes a gun in the book case which Josie grabs and fondles.
   -- Health-conscious Ben, Bobby, Jerry, Audrey and John Justice Wheeler plot
      business.  Ben reveals there is an endangered species on the
      mill/Ghostwood property: the pine weasel.
      B: I give you...the little pine weasel.  Found only in our tri-county
 area...  it is nearly extinct.
      J: (happily) They're incredible roasted.
      Ben will use this fact to stop development until he is in the driver's
      seat.  BEN: "And then, I'm considering a run for the Senate."

   1:16 (clock on wall)
   -- Earle the truck driver leaves the RR, leaving a note for Shelly.
      Norma is on the phone with her sister, Annie, who lives at a
      convent.  Shelly reads the note, identical to Audrey's.
      Ed comes in and proposes to Norma.
   -- Leo whittles under Earle's instruction
   -- Norma visits Hank in jail, asks for a divorce.  Hank promises to reform
      and asks for an alibi regarding Leo.  Norma refuses, although Hank
      swears he'll die if he goes back to prison.  HANK: "You're his whore,
      Norma."  NORMA: "I'd rather be _his_ whore than your wife."

   5:00 pm (A to     -- C: "News at five.")
   -- Pete selects a move that will give Earle "sleepless nights" and not
      allow him to capture any pieces for 5-6 moves.  It is P to
      QN-3.
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |  ,^-. | |_|_| |
      |  |_|  | /'_ | |  \_/  | (_|_) | \_|_/ |  \_/  | /'_ | |  |_|  |
      | _|_|_ | `'/_| | __=__ |  ===  |  ===  | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |       |///////|   o   |   o   |   o   |
      |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |       |///////|  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |
      |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |       |///////|  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|   o   |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  (_)  |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  /_\  |///////|       |///////|       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |   o   |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  (_)  |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  /_\  |       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|  ,^-. |   o   |       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| /'##| |  (#)  |       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| `'/#| |  /#\  |       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |///////|   o   |   o   |       |   o   |
      |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |///////|  (#)  |  (#)  |       |  (#)  |
      |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |///////|  /#\  |  /#\  |       |  /#\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |///////| |_|_| |
      |  |#|  | /'##| |  \#/  | (#|#) | \#|#/ |  \#/  |///////|  |#|  |
      | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ |  ===  |  ===  | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
   -- Albert says the powder on Josie's glove proves she shot Cooper.  There
      was a positive ID of her in Seattle.
   -- Andrew visits Josie putting on makeup in her room.  He says he loved her
      though she didn't love him and she should go to Eckhardt who can
      get her out of the country.

   Dusk
   -- James and Donna meet for a picnic in the mountains.  James is going to
      continue traveling around.  Donna will return to TP.  They will continue
      to love each other and meet again some day. Evelyn is going to stand
      trial and James will be a witness.

   Evening
   -- Truman comes to see Josie.  Catherine says she's gone to see Eckhardt.
   -- Eckhardt and Andrew meet in the elevator.  Andrew says he is alive
      because Josie betrayed Eckhardt.  Something about Josie in love with
      Truman.  ECKHARDT: "I have taken care of [Truman]."
   -- Ben, Audrey and Jack at supper.  Jack is in business of saving troubled
      businesses with environmental problems.  Ben is called away;
      attraction/repulsion/defensiveness between Audrey and Jack ensues.

   9:30 pm
   -- Shelly, Audrey and Donna meet at the Roadhouse.  They put their three
      pieces of paper together. Earle watches from the bar.
      "See the mountains kiss high heaven
      And the waves clasp one another.
      No sister flower would be forgiven
      If it disdained its brother.
      And the sunlight clasps the earth,
      And the moonbeams kiss the sea.
      What is all this sweet work worth,
      If thou kiss not me?"
   -- Cooper practices fly fishing in his room.  Catherine calls to let him
      know where Josie is.  He grabs his gun and goes to investigate.  He hears
      a shot and opens Eckhardt's door.  Eckhardt stands up and dies.
      Josie and Cooper point guns at each other.
      J: He tried to kill me.
          -- C: Is that what you'll say about me, Josie--that I tried to kill you?
 What about Jonathan?  Did he try to kill you, too?
      J: He...he was taking me back.
          -- C: Why did you shoot me, Josie?
      J: Because you came here.  I knew this day was going to come.  I'm not
 going to jail!  I can't!
      (Truman enters, gun drawn)
      H: Put it down, Josie.
      J: Ah!  Harry?!
      H: PUT IT DOWN!!
      J: Harry--forgive me.  I never meant to hurt you. (takes several sharp
   breaths, closes her eyes, hugs the gun to her chest, and collapses on
 the bed)
      H: (rushes to her, cradles her in his arms) Josie!  Josie?!  Josie!
         (looks up) She's dead. 
      (Truman and Josie on the bed disappear, spotlight appears.  BOB climbs
      onto the bed from the floor on the far side, laughing maniacally, until
      he is on his hands and knees on the bed)
      B: Coop!  What happened to Josie?! (continues to laugh)
      (BOB disappears, the little Man From Another Place appears, dances on
      the bed, and disappears.  Truman and Josie reappear as before.  Josie's
      face appears in the knob of the nightstand, crying out in torment)

21 Mar (Tuesday)   [Episode 2017  -  3/28/91
    Written by Barry Pullman
    Directed by James Foley]

[Cooper's Prologue - only in the US TV version, due to a return from a long
hiatus.  The date Cooper mentions is the airdate:
   March 28th, Thursday night.  Diane, I want to bring you up to speed on a
few recent developments.  Nadine Hurley, 35 years old, persists in the belief
that she is a high school girl.  She has apparently fallen in love with Mike
Nelson, high school varsity star. 
   Word has it that Bobby Briggs is shacked up with Shelly the waitress.
Shelly's husband, Leo, has awakened from his coma and is somewhere in
the woods.
   Ben Horne has suddenly become an environmentalist, and enlisted the
aid of trusted friend John Justice Wheeler to help him save the pine
weasel.
   As for me...I find myself suffused with a vague sense of contentment;
a premonition of happiness.  I hope I will be ready when it comes.  Mean-
while, there's Windom Earle, my former partner.  Windom continues to play
his deadly game of chess.  Deadly, Diane, because every time he removes
a piece from the board, Earle takes a human life.  I have enlisted the
aid of chess champion Pete Martell, in hopes of formulating a stalemate
game.  In the meantime, I can only wait for Earle's next move.
   Major Briggs has returned from his disappearance in the woods, but
remembers nothing.  He cannot explain the mysterious tattoo on his neck.
   Diane, Josie Packard is dead, possibly from fear.  And while I am
absolutely certain that she tried to take my life, I feel both sadness
and even sympathy.  xerife Truman is suffering terribly as a result.
   When Josie died, I saw a vision, revealing BOB, and the midget from
my dream.  Windom Earle...BOB...the midget...is there a connection, Diane?
Do these events foretell BOB's return?  I hope not...for all our sakes.]

   Morning
   -- Truman thinks of Josie in a darkened room and Hawk comes in offering
      breakfast.  Truman refuses, finding solace in a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Hawk: Earle's chess game is the big concern.  The man has a poor sense
  of recreation.

   11:18 am (clock on wall)
   -- Annie, Norma's sister, arrives and is to start working at the RR
   -- The Log Lady touches the Major's tattoo
   -- Hawk tells Cooper about Truman's condition.  Doc said he can't figure 
      Josie's cause of death.  Her body weight was 65 lbs.
Hawk: Maybe we'd better just whistle on our way past the graveyard.
   -- Windom talks to Leo about the country life, while Leo fetches things.
      Windom's got himself a laptop.
WE: Tacit agreement is acceptable, Leo.  Your silence speaks volumes.
  Or if not volumes, at least the occasional punctuated paragraph.
      He gets the latest move from Cooper in the paper.  He doesn't like it.
WE: He's playing a stalemate game.  Cooper doesn't know the meaning
  of STALEMATE!
WE: He's getting help.  I cannot tolerate people who do not play by
  the rules.
   -- People from the Great Northern & Horne's store set up for a benefit
      show to save the pine weasel.  Pinkle's to give a talk about the pine
      weasel.  John and Audrey ramble then plan a picnic.
   -- Cooper visits Truman and gives him the scoop on Josie.  She had multiple
      felons and two arrests for prostitution besides the shooting of Eckhardt,
      Jonathan, and Cooper himself.  Truman kicks him out.
   -- Catherine looks at plans and is visited by Jones, Eckhardt's executive
      assistant.  She's got a gift for Catherine from Eckhardt.
   -- Dr. Gerald Craig (Earle), a friend of Dr. Hayward's, comes by, talks with
      Donna and leaves a gift for Will
   -- Pete looks for a stalemate game but he informs Cooper that at
      least six men are lost by such a game.  Andy and Lucy argue over the
      knight's hook move.
   -- Cooper, the Log Lady, and Major Briggs compare notes. Margaret, at age 7,
      Major Brigg    -- S:        Margaret:               took a walk in the woods and
/\    /\            /\             /\      was told that she had
       /  \  /  \          /  \           /  \    disappeared for a day. She
      /____\/____\        /    \/\     /\/    \    got a tattoo on her leg. She
   /\            /        \   /        \   also heard an owl when her
  /  \          /__________\ /__________\  husband died in the fire.
 /____\                                    All three have heard that
   call and seen the light.

   Afternoon
   -- John sings to Audrey at their picnic
   -- Will and Eileen return. Donna tells him about Dr. Craig.  She's informed
      that Dr. Craig was his roommate and also drowned years ago.  The gift
      contains a note: KN to KB3.  The phone number given to Donna by Dr. Craig
      was for a cemetery.  Doc leaves to go tell Truman.
      [The board presently:
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |///////|  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |  ,^-. | |_|_| |
      |  |_|  |///////|  \_/  | (_|_) | \_|_/ |  \_/  | /'_ | |  |_|  |
      | _|_|_ |///////| __=__ |  ===  |  ===  | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |       |///////|   o   |   o   |   o   |
      |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |       |///////|  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |
      |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |       |///////|  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|  ,^-. |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////| /'_ | |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////| `'/_| |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|   o   |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  (_)  |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  /_\  |///////|       |///////|       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |   o   |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  (_)  |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  /_\  |       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|  ,^-. |   o   |       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| /'##| |  (#)  |       |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| `'/#| |  /#\  |       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |///////|   o   |   o   |       |   o   |
      |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |///////|  (#)  |  (#)  |       |  (#)  |
      |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |///////|  /#\  |  /#\  |       |  /#\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |///////| |_|_| |
      |  |#|  | /'##| |  \#/  | (#|#) | \#|#/ |  \#/  |///////|  |#|  |
      | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ |  ===  |  ===  | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
   -- Ed and Nadine discuss their future with Jacoby
Nadine: I think I've gone _blind_ in my left eye!
   -- Mrs. Hayward answers the door to Ben who kisses her on the cheek.
      Donna watches.

   6:05 pm (?) clock on wall
   -- Norma shows a flier to Shelly about the Miss Twin Peaks contest.  "Easy
      Rider" Earle says she'd be perfect for it.  Cooper meets Annie and gets a
      good strong cup of coffee she made.  Windom in disguise watches Annie with
      Cooper, who notices Annie's scar.  Cooper looks puzzled after Earle
      leaves unnoticed.

   Dusk
   -- Hawk gets Cooper.  A drunken Truman wrecked all the furniture in the
      Bookhouse and Cooper calms him down.
   -- Mr. & Mrs. Inkman (Nadine and Mike) rent the honeymoon suite at the
      Great Northern.  A friend, Susan, recognizes Mike.  Nadine smashes the
      bell.
   -- Ben speaks for the Stop Ghostwood campaign.  Dick is host for the fashion
      show.  Lucy and Andy model bright plaid colors.
   -- Ben chats with Catherine at the bar, convinced he's a reformed person
   -- Pinkle speaks about the pine weasel and takes one of its cage.
      It becomes attracted to the studs and cheap cologne of Dick's,
      bites his nose and gets loose.  Chaos ensues.
Pinkle: Don't panic.  He's completely harmless.  He's already
  endangered.
      Jack catches Audrey and they kiss.
   -- Jones knocks out a Bookhouse guard and gets into sleeping Truman's bed

[Episode 2018  -  4/4/91
Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

Tuesday evening (continued)
   -- Jones puts some perfume on Truman's and her lips.  He sees Josie in his
      haze and she tries to strangle him.  They struggle and Truman triumphs.

22 Mar (Wednesday)

   Morning
   -- Audrey delivers breakfast to John's room
   -- Truman tells Cooper that Jones won't speak to anyone but the South
      African consulate.  Cooper's cure for a hangover sends Truman running
      for the rest rooms.  There's a bonsai delivered this morning "from
      Josie."  Doc tells Truman about Earle at his house.
    -- C: We publish our next move today.
      Gordon arrives as Earle listens via the bugged bonsai.  Earle was
      apparently high on the same drug, Haliperidol, as the OAM, as well as
      involved with Project Bluebook.  Gordon reinstates Cooper and gives him
      a new Smith and Wesson 10 mm.
WE: Young Dale is continually refusing to play FAIR!
   -- Leo picks some cards from Earle: Queen of Clubs (Donna), Queen of
      Diamonds (Audrey), Queen of Spades (Shelly), King of Spades (Cooper).
      The Queen of Hearts (blank) will be Miss Twin Peaks.
WE: Now, what do you get if you win? {...} Oh yes, I know... you get to
  die!  A royal execution.  And Cooper... gets to watch. {giggles}
   -- Donna, at the Great Northern, sees her mom with Ben.  Mike and Nadine
      check out.  Donna and Audrey chat and wonder about their parents.
   -- Eileen and Ben discuss some happenings 20 years ago.  She's got some
      old love-letters from him.  He's trying to win her back by proving he's
      reformed.  Donna and Audrey eavesdrop.  Eileen says stay away from
      Donna.
   -- At the RR, Gordon's cure for a hangover sends Truman running for the
      restrooms.  Gordon notices Shelly, likes what he sees and makes his
      move.
Shelly: You don't have to shout.  I can hear you.
Gordon: I HEARD THAT.  I, I HEARD THAT.
Shelly: Um, do you want anything besides coffee?
Gordon: I HEARD YOU PERFECTLY!
Shelly: {desperately}  And I can hear you, honest.  Please!
   -- Cooper, Truman and Annie chat about a chickadee he saw out the window.
T:  What do you recommend for a hangover?
A:  Teetotaling and prayer.
    -- C:  Good answer.
T:  I'll try some coffee.
      /\ Cooper tells her a joke about penguins,
    /    \ and they laugh.
    \    /   T: Defense rests.
      \/ Annie mentions Cooper's sketch looks
       /\    /  \     /\ just like the symbol in Owl Cave.
     /    -<      >-     \
   /         \  /          \
 -------------/\--------------
    /    \
    \    /
      \/
   -- Donna reads a postcard from James at San Francisco.  He's off to Mexico.
      Her father asks about James and she asks about her mom and Ben.  He
      seems like he's hiding something.  Flowers arrive anonymously for Eileen.
   -- Prof. Edward (Earle) Perkins runs into Audrey at the library.  He
      identifies her poem as Shelley.
WE: Reciting the verse of Shelley, you look very much like a queen.
   -- Shelly and Annie chat about Cooper
   -- Lucy, playing chess, chats with Andy as he climbs down a rope.  He's
      going spelunking.
   -- Pete just called in the next move (P to QR-3):
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |///////|  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |  ,^-. | |_|_| |
      |  |_|  |///////|  \_/  | (_|_) | \_|_/ |  \_/  | /'_ | |  |_|  |
      | _|_|_ |///////| __=__ |  ===  |  ===  | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |       |///////|   o   |   o   |   o   |
      |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |       |///////|  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |
      |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |       |///////|  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|  ,^-. |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////| /'_ | |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////| `'/_| |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|   o   |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  (_)  |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  /_\  |///////|       |///////|       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |   o   |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  (_)  |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  /_\  |       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|  ,^-. |   o   |   o   |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| /'##| |  (#)  |  (#)  |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| `'/#| |  /#\  |  /#\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |///////|   o   |   o   |       |///////|
      |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |///////|  (#)  |  (#)  |       |///////|
      |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |///////|  /#\  |  /#\  |       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |///////| |_|_| |
      |  |#|  | /'##| |  \#/  | (#|#) | \#|#/ |  \#/  |///////|  |#|  |
      | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ |  ===  |  ===  | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      Cooper's in gear and ready to go.  Cooper mentions that Shelly took
      Gordon down to Doc's regarding his hearing.
   -- Johnny Horne shoots buffalo
   -- Ben thinks Audrey's the best man for the job and informs her that her
      plane to Seattle leaves in an hour.  John shows up to see this.  He and
      Ben chat about how Ben can be good.  He mentions he's fallen in love with
      Audrey and they munch on carrots.
Ben: Always tell the hardest truth first...

   Night
   -- At Owl Cave, Andy slips and falls.  Cooper, Truman, and Hawk are also
      there.  They see the symbol on the wall.  An owl flies around them.
      Andy swings at it with his pick and hits the symbol.  The middle
      diamond falls out revealing a pole with a petroglyph on the end.
      It's the same symbol as on Teresa's ring.  The owl flies away.

   9:05 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper, after making a quick message to Diane [incorrectly saying it's
      Thursday], runs into Annie at the Great Northern bar.
      Dale: Hello Annie.
      Annie: Hi.
          -- D: Can I get you something... oh,
      A: No, no, I have a rum and tonic.
          -- D: I see.
      A: One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea and I thought it was
 exotic, so...
          -- D: It's all new to you isn't it?
      A: I feel constantly amazed. Stunned. Music and people-- the way they
         talk and laugh and the way some of them are so clearly in love.  It's
         like a foreign language to me.  I know just enough of the words to
         realize how little I understand.
          -- D: Man, I'd love to see the world through your eyes.
      A: Why?
          -- D: Oh, there are some things I might do different if I had the chance.
      A: Me too.
      [Annie reaches for her drink-- Dale notices the suicide scar -- and
      Annie notices him noticing.  She pulls back her hand to cover her wrist.]
      A: You see, the thing is I failed before and [pause] I'm just afraid it
 might happen again.
          -- D: You want to talk about it?
      A: Not yet.
          -- D: Maybe I can help.
      A: Can you?
          -- D: If you want me to.
      A: I'm stubborn, extremely willful.
          -- D: I can handle that.
      A: Some people think I'm strange.
          -- D: I know the feeling.
      A: [laughs] I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do
 things that you'd expect me to do.
          -- D: Annie I don't expect anything.
      A: Then I accept your kind and generous offer.
          -- D: Good.  I'm glad.
   -- Earle explores Owl Cave:
      [The bright light of Windom's flashlight and then we see his figure in
      Owl Cave as he appears to be looking for something.
      He comes across the uncovered "petroglyph."]
      Windom: My, my, my. What have we ...  [while turning his flashlight to
        other parts of the cave] ...here?
 /\ [Shot of the same petroglyph but upside
/  \  down on the ceiling from Windom's
       /    \  point of view.  This one is enclosed
      /      \  in a diamond.]
     /        \
    /  /\    \
   /    /  \    \
  /    /    \    \
 /     \    /     \
 \  \  /\  /\  /  /
  \  \/  \/  \/  /
   \            /
    \          /
     \        /
      \      /
       \    /
\  /
 \/
      W: Could it be?  [Looks back at the petroglyph on the wall.]  Yes.
 [Looks back at the ceiling.]  The symbol inverted.
 [laughs a wheezing kind of little laugh]  Now.
      [Struggling a little, Windom grasps the stone shaft on the wall with his
       right hand and rotates it counter-clockwise until the symbol on the wall
       is the same as the one on the ceiling.  Andy's axe stuck in the "fire"
       symbol begins to move as a trembling sound begins.  The axe is now
       directly above the petroglyph on the wall.  The axe falls out
       of the wall as the walls begin to shake more.  Windom is backing out
       of the cave with tiny laughs of satisfaction.  Dust coming off of the
       wall fills the screen.]

23 Mar (Thursday)   [Episode 2019 - 4/11/91
     Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton
     Directed by Johnathan Sanger]

   Morning
   -- Cooper, Andy, Hawk, and Truman are back at Owl Cave and find a new
      petroglyph.  The tracks they find are the same ones outside the
      powerstation.  Cooper deduces it was Earle.
      _______________________________________________________________________
     
      BLACK                              O        lollipops
      BLOB                               |  O  O
                                      ____  |  |  O  O
              O                           -----   |  |  O  O
              |                       /\       ______   |  |        \   |   /
            giant   o                /  \            ----__          \ _|_ /
              |   little            /PEAK\             /\  antlers____|SUN|____
              |    man             /      \           /  \            |___|
             / \   / \            /    @   \         /    \          /  |  \
                                 /        ~~~~~~~~  / PEAK \       /    |   \
                                         ~~~~LAKE~~/        \
                          flame  4  =falls=~~~~~~ /     @    \
                          (cave)    ||||||| ~~~~
               oo                   |||||||
       XX    o    o                 |||||||
       XX   o ring o                |||||||         (various crisscrossing
             o    o                 |||||||            lines everywhere)
               oo
     
                                                      M A Y O R
     
                                                         M C
     
                                                     C H E E S E
      _______________________________________________________________________
   -- Earle talks to Leo and a punk who thought he was invited to a party,
      about the White Lodge and the Black Lodge.  On a computer is the
      petroglyph from Owl Cave.
      Earle: Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the
       White Lodge.  Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing
       spirits.  The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air.  And when
       it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a
       desire to live life in truth and beauty.  Generally speaking, a
       ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell.  Engorged with the
       whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools,
       young and old, compelled to do good without reason.  Heh-heh!
  But, I am happy to point out that our story does not end in this
       wretched place of saccharine excess.  For there's another place, its
       opposite; a place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark
       forces and vicious secrets.  No prayers dare enter this frightful maw.
       Spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations; they
       are as like to rip the flesh from your bone as greet you with a happy
       "Good day!"  And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of
       unmuffled screams and broken hearts would offer up a power so vast that
       its bearer might reorder the earth itself--to his liking!  Now!  This
       place I speak of--is known as the Black Lodge.  And I intend to find it.
   -- Pete tries to create a poem on Josie but is interrupted by
      Catherine.  She hasn't been able to open the box left by Eckhardt's
      assistant.  Pete tells her it's a puzzle box that could take
      YEARS to open.  Catherine: "Open it!  I've been trying for days."
   -- At the RR Bobby tries to convince Shelly to enter the Miss TP pageant
   -- Elsewhere at the RR, Lana tries to convince the mayor to help her
      win the contest since he's a judge
   -- Cooper enters and orders coffee and donuts from Annie for his team,
      and makes a date with Annie (a nature study) for this afternoon.
      He overhears a piece of the poem Shelly was reciting and gets her
      piece of the poem.  Blue plate special is 'Hearty Beaver Broth'.
   -- Cooper tells Truman that the message was from Earle.  It was the poem
      that he sent to Caroline.  Hawk brings in Donna's portion of the poem,
      but Audrey is out of town.  Cooper asks for Leo's arrest report.
   -- Major Briggs points out an error in Andy's chalkboard rendition
      of the petroglyph.  He's dreamed of it.  Cooper says that Leo's
      disappearance, Earle and Owl Cave are all related.  He asks for
      Briggs' help, who ponders his situation and dedication to his work.
      We see a silhouette of a hooded figure.  When it comes toward the screen,
      a starscape is seen inside, and an owl flies in the starscape and we
      then see a wall of fire appear.  Briggs agrees to help.  Hawk brings in
      Leo's arrest report, which Cooper compares to the poem and concludes
      it was Leo's handwriting.
   -- Dick and Ben chat. Dick wants compensation for his injuries.  Ben agrees.
Ben:  Sometimes the urge to do bad... is nearly overpowering.
   -- The punk is in a papermache (pawn) and Earle asks for an arrow. Leo
      doesn't want to but those shocks from his collar convinces him to.
      Earle loads a crossbow and shoots the punk.

   3:35 pm (clock on wall)
   -- The Miss Twin Peaks Committee (Doc Hayward, the Mayor, and Pete) meets
      and listens to Ben who wants the topic of the pageant to be to save the
      forests
   -- Miss TP contestants gather.  Mike: "Do you have any idea what a
      combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?"

   3:36 pm (grandfather clock)
   -- Truman and Catherine talk about Josie and why she did what she did.
      She shows him the puzzle box.  Pete shows up and drops it,
      opening it.  The contents seems to be another puzzle box which consists
      of two concentric rings of symbols.  The inner ring is made
      up of symbols corresponding to the phases of the moon.  The outer ring
      is made up mostly of zodiac symbols.
Clock position       Inner Symbol           Outer Symbol
                         (moonphase)            (zodiac)
--------------------------------------------------------
12:00                Full Moon              Libra
  1:30                 Waxing Gibbous         Pisces
  3:00                 First Quarter          Cancer (modified)*
  4:30                 Waxing Crescent        Unknown**
  6:00                 New Moon               Aries
  7:30                 Waning Crescent        Sagittarius
  9:00                 Third Quarter          Taurus
10:30                Waning Gibbous         Gemini
      * The Cancer symbol differs from that shown in the dictionary.
Essentially, it's like a lowercase sigma with a long , straight
tail and another similarly modified sigma, rotated 180 degrees,
directly beneath it.
      ** This symbol is a large circle with four much smaller circles
 just outside it at clock positions 10:30, 11:30, 12:30, and 1:30.
 The overall effect is that of a paw.  Perhaps it's a different
 sign for Leo.

   Sometime after 4:00 (Cooper tells Annie he'll pick her up at 4:00 sharp)
   -- Annie and Coop in a boat.  Annie tells Cooper that she had
      one senior year boyfriend and because of him, there are scars on her
      wrist before she entered the convent.  Cooper kisses her twice.
      Earle watches.
A:  I lived in my head mostly.
    -- C:  That's not a bad neighborhood.
A:  There's some pretty strange neighbors.
   -- A wine tasting party which Dick is hosting with a bandaged nose
   -- Gordon again speaks normally to Shelly.  When Cooper and Annie
      appear Gordon tells them and Shelly that he's leaving but
      he'll try to return to TP to be with Shelly.  He gives her
      two kisses, the first interrupted by Bobby who is expressing
      his disbelief.
Gordon:  YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS
SHARING A TENDER MOMENT. {to Shelly} Acts like he's never seen
a kiss before.
Cooper:  Uh, Gordon.
Gordon:  TAKE ANOTHER LOOK, SONNY.  IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN.
   -- Lana and Andy find banana and chocolate in the taste of
      the wine they taste.  Lucy spits wine in Dick's face.
Lucy:  I'm pregnant.  I'm not supposed to drink.

   Night (1/2 moon)
   -- Jack and Cooper chat about love.  Jack receives a telegram and
      quickly makes arrangements to check out.
   -- Donna still wants to know about Eileen's involvement with Ben,
      and she is thinking of studying overseas.  Eileen wants more peas.
   -- Hooded silhouette but with a half moon where the head is.  The owl flies.
   -- Cooper and the police at the gazebo.  There's a crate on the gazebo.
    -- C: He's changing the pattern of the game board.  Any hope of deducing
  his next move has evaporated.
      On the crate there's a ring on a sign that says "PULL ME".  Cooper does
      from a distance using a police line tied to the ring and a
      rock.  He shoots the rock and the crate opens.  The punk is
      in a chess piece sculpture with a sign saying that "Next time it will
      be someone you know."
      [The board presently:]
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |///////|       |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |  ,^-. | |_|_| |
      |  |_|  |///////|       | (_|_) | \_|_/ |  \_/  | /'_ | |  |_|  |
      | _|_|_ |///////|       |  ===  |  ===  | __=__ | `'/_| | _|_|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |       |///////|   o   |   o   |   o   |
      |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |       |///////|  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |
      |  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |       |///////|  /_\  |  /_\  |  /_\  |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|  ,^-. |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////| /'_ | |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////| `'/_| |///////|       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|   o   |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  (_)  |///////|       |///////|       |
      |///////|       |///////|  /_\  |///////|       |///////|       |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |       |///////|       |   o   |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  (_)  |       |///////|       |///////|
      |       |///////|       |  /_\  |       |///////|       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////|  ,^-. |   o   |  /+\  |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| /'##| |  (#)  |  \_/  |
      |///////|       |///////|       |///////| `'/#| |  /#\  | __=__ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      |   o   |   o   |   o   |///////|   o   |   o   |       |///////|
      |  (#)  |  (#)  |  (#)  |///////|  (#)  |  (#)  |       |///////|
      |  /#\  |  /#\  |  /#\  |///////|  /#\  |  /#\  |       |///////|
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+
      | |_|_| |  ,^-. |  /+\  |  _+_  | o o o |  /+\  |///////| |_|_| |
      |  |#|  | /'##| |  \#/  | (#|#) | \#|#/ |  \#/  |///////|  |#|  |
      | _|#|_ | `'/#| | __#__ |  ===  |  ===  | __#__ |///////| _|#|_ |
      +-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+

[Episode 2020 - 4/18/91
 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
 Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal]

Thursday evening (continued)
   -- The cops haul the pawn off the gazebo.  A friend of the punk in
      the pawn describes how "Scott," wearing a weird suit, came out of the
      woods, saying he had beer so Rusty Tomaski the punk went with him.
      Andy cries.  Cooper thinks Earle is playing off the board:
    -- C: He's taken another pawn, but this time he didn't tell us his move.

24 Mar (Friday)

   Morning
   -- Lucy tells Truman that Hawk is feeding breakfast to some guy she's never
      seen before because he looked sad.  She tells Andy tomorrow is D-Day
      (Dad Day) when she'll choose the father of her baby.  She's also
      going to enter the Miss Twin Peaks contest and Andy's got some ideas
      for her speech.
   -- At the Great Northern, Jack checks to see if there are any messages
      for him from Audrey
   -- Doc Hayward, after examining Ben, gives him a clean bill of health,
      and tells him to stay away from Eileen.  Ben says not as long as the
      lie survives.  Jack enters, looking for Audrey.  He has to leave
      because his partner was murdered.
   -- Donna Marie Hayward finds a blank space on her birth certificate
      under the "Father" entry and some pictures of her parents with Ben.
      The mother's maiden name entry is Eileen Hayward.  Hawk is on the phone
      for her.
   -- Audrey returns and runs into Hawk who tells her it is important
      to see Cooper immediately
   -- Jack and Ben chat.  Jack's got to take his partner's place in the
      Rain Forest business.  He's got something for Audrey.
   -- Briggs has Cappy look for symbols and has some information for Cooper
      and Truman.  Earle was the best and brightest of them, but became
      obsessive and destructive when the attention turned from outer space
      to Twin Peaks and so was removed from the project.  Cooper has a video
      tape of Windom Earle:
      E: These, uh, these evil sorcerers, uh,...dugpas, they're called...they,
uh, cultivate evil for the sake of evil, nothing else, they, uh,
express themselves in darkness, for darkness without leavening motive,
uh--Now this, this ardent purity allows them to access a secret place
where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion, and
with it, the furtherance of evil's resulting power!  Th-this place of
power is tangible and as such it can be found, entered, and perhaps
utilized in, in some fashion.  Th-the dugpas have, have, many names
for it, but chief among them (coughs) is the, uh, is the Black Lodge.
You don't believe me, do you?  You think I'm mad.  Overworked.
Go away.
          -- C: (pauses tape, sighs)  Gentlemen, when Windom Earle arrived in Twin
Peaks I assumed he had come for vengeance.  For me.  But I
miscalculated.  He has insinuated himself into the lives of people I
care for, he has murdered innocents; he has engaged us in subterfuge
and red herring-- a fish I don't particularly care for.  But all of
these acts are merely camouflage; he's been after something else all
along.  The Black Lodge.  Fellas, we need to find out what this
(points to monitor), the Black Lodge, has to do with that! (points to
drawing of map)
      Cooper and Truman will look through the old files and Briggs will go
      for a walk.
   -- Earle, eavesdropping on Cooper, Truman, and Briggs, laughs.  Leo
      pockets the shocker.  Earle sweeps the chess board.
   -- At the RR, a pie-eater's hand shakes.  Bobby and Shelly discuss her
      speech and his recent inattention to Shelly.  Cooper's on the phone
      for Shelly.

   7:52 am (clock on wall)
   -- At the roadhouse, the mayor tells Lana she's gonna win since the other
      judges are gonna be Norma and Dick.  She says she'll marry after she
      wins.
   -- Cooper has Shelly, Audrey, and Donna compare stories of running into
      strange people.  Shelly recognizes Leo's handwriting.  Cooper tells them
      they need to check into the xerife's everyday at 9 am and 9 pm.
   -- Earle babbles, Leo cleans, recognizes Shelly on the card and shocks
      himself
   -- Audrey enters the Great Northern just missing Jack on his way out.
      Ben wants Audrey to enter Miss Twin Peaks so she can speak about his
      cause.  He mentions Jack's flight so she takes off, getting Pete,
      who babbles about seeing Josie's face, to drive her.  Something
      surprises Ben.
   -- Cooper and Truman ponder the petroglyph.  Andy goes to call Mrs.
      Briggs to find out about Briggs who should've arrived by now.
      Cooper talks about Annie then gets the hand shakes.
   -- Briggs in the woods, stops at a tree, touches it and his tattoo,
      and is shot by Earle in a horse outfit
   -- Jack prepares to take off

   10:34 am (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper and Annie chat then kiss.  Plates fall.
   -- Pete and Audrey catch up to Jack.  They proclaim their love for each
      other and she says she's a virgin.
A:  I want you to make love with me.
J:  What?  Here and now?
A:  It's your jet.
J:  Thank God for that.
      Pete cries and gets the hand shakes.
   -- Earle interrogates Briggs strung up on a target.
WE:  What's the capitol of North Carolina?
MB:  Raleigh.
WE:  Fat lot of good that'll do me.
      Earle shoots up Briggs with haliperidol.
Windom: What do you fear most...in this world?
Major: The possibility that love is not enough.
      Brigg    -- S: "There's a time if Jupiter and Saturn meet, they will receive
      you."  He also says something like "That gum you like is coming back"
      backwards.
   -- Andrew and Catherine fiddle with the puzzle box.  After trying Eckhardt's
      birthday and his own birthday, he tries the day the gift arrived and it
      opens, revealing another box.  Andrew smashes it, revealing a metal box.
   -- Annie and Cooper dance.  She mentions entering the Miss Twin Peaks
      pageant.  The Giant appears to Cooper with a mouthed warning, "no, no."

   Dusk
   -- Pete wakes in his truck.  The jet takes off for Brazil.  Audrey's still
      here.  Pete: "There are many cures for a broken heart.  But nothing
      quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight..." 
   -- Leo and Briggs writhe in pain.  Earle determines the petroglyph is a map.
   -- Cooper's vision of the Giant ends.  Mayor: "This isn't right.  There's
      something wrong here."

   Night
   -- BOB appears in Glastonberry Grove, "I'm out!"

25 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2021 - 6/10/91
     Part 1 Written by Barry Pullman
     Directed by Tim Hunter]

  Morning
   -- Leo reaches for the key and frees Briggs.  L: "Save Shelly"
   -- Ghostly Earle returns with a new game for Leo.  He's got something
      in a bag.

  1:05 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Norma, Shelly, and Annie chat about the Miss Twin Peaks pageant.
      Norma won the first one 20 years ago.
   -- Ben and Audrey talk about Jack.  He's got some holy religious books
      from which he hopes to learn how to be good.  Audrey reports that
      the Packards are using the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan to funnel cash
      to their Ghostwood project.  Ben hopes to expose this and still wants
      Audrey to make a speech.
   -- Andy stares at the petroglyph.  Cooper tells Truman about Josie and BOB.
    -- C:  She was trembling with fear.  I would go as far as to say quaking
  like an animal.  And I venture a guess to say that it was the fear
  that killed her.  At the moment of her death, I saw BOB... as if he
  had slipped in through some crevice in time.  Upon reflection, I
  believe there's a connection between his appearance and Josie's
  fear, as if he was attracted to it... feeding off it somehow.
T:  You see a connection between BOB and the black lodge?
    -- C:  Harry, I think it's where he comes from.  I think that the black
  lodge is what you have referred to in the past as "the evil in
  these woods."  If Windom Earle is seeking access to that, it is
  imperative that we find our way in before he does.  There's a source
  of great power there, Harry.  Far beyond our ability to comprehend.
WE: Eureka!  Dale, I could kiss your pointy little head!  {laughs}
  It's fear.  It's fear, Leo, that's the key.  My favorite emotional
  state!  And all this time it's been staring me right in the kitter!
  Leo, it's marvellous.  A perfect fit.  These night creatures that
  hover on the edge of our nightmares are drawn to us when we radiate
  fear!  It's their bread and butter.  A perfect symbiosis.  Oh nature,
  perfect in design and aspects, you do not disappoint!  Leo, look
  lively, victory is at hand.  We know where the entrance is, we know
  when the lock appears, now... we hold the key in our hands.  Forgive
  my hasty departure, dear one, the time has come to gather my beloved
  queen and embark upon our dark honeymoon.  I haven't been this
  excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta!
      Leo's teeth are clamped on a string from which a flimsy cage of spiders
      hang over him.
   -- Pinkle has the Miss Twin Peaks contestants rehearse a dance.  The mayor,
      Dick, and Norma discuss criteria, then Lana seduces Dick in a storage
      room.

  1:17 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper tells Diane he just finished his second meditation.
C to     -- D: I'm also convinced that Windom Earle is searching for exactly
  the same thing as we are, for diametrically opposite reasons.
  If I'm correct in my assumptions about the power of this unholy
  place, God help us if he gets there first.
      Annie arrives wanting help with her speech.  The pageant is in 6 hours.
      They end up in bed.
   -- Nadine shows slides of her wrestling.  Jacoby has Nadine (with Mike)
      and Ed (with Norma) discuss their breaking up.  Both proclaim they
      are getting married.
   -- Briggs is picked up by Hawk.  Brigg    -- S: Which way is the castle?
   -- Cooper and Truman attempt to question Briggs.  Cooper smells haliperidol
      on him.  Andy looks at the petroglyph again.
Brigg    -- S: The king of Rumania was unable to attend.
Cooper: Harry, this is gonna take some time.
   -- Andrew, Pete, and Catherine are still wrestling with the box.  Andrew
      finally shoots it open.  Inside is a key, which Catherine puts in a
      cake-saver so it is in plain sight.
   -- Donna demands the truth from uncooperative Will and Eileen
   -- Andy looks at the petroglyph again.  Cooper figures out from a book
      that the petroglyph tells of a time when Jupiter and Saturn are in
      conjunction, and that this is when the door to the lodge is open.
      Briggs mutters "protect the queen" and "fear and love open the doors."
      Andy knocks the bonsai to the floor.  Truman goes to pick it up and
      discovers the bug.  They understand that "the queen" is about Miss Twin
      Peaks.  Andy figures out the petroglyph and tries to get Cooper's
      attention, but he and Truman run off to the pageant.

   7:00 (aprox.) (Annie to Cooper, "in 6 hours")
   -- The Miss Twin Peaks pageant, opening dance number.  Pinkle makes his
      move on the Log Lady.  Talent competition begins.  Lucy dances.
   -- Earle as the Log Lady knocks out Bobby.  Truman and Cooper arrive,
      as well as Andy (looking for Cooper).  Lana dances.
   -- Audrey makes her speech.  Donna demands the truth from Ben, who says
      "Donna, your mother and I..."  She figures it out; he's her father.
   -- Annie makes her speech.  Earle watches from the rafters.
   -- Lucy makes her announcement to Andy and Dick that she wants Andy to
      be the baby's father.  Andy then goes to look for Cooper.
   -- Annie is named Miss Twin Peaks.  Lights go out and chaos ensues as
      Nadine is hit on the head with a sandbag, Cooper sees Earle, and
      Earle takes Annie.  Power is restored and Andy tells Cooper he's
      figured out the petroglyph to be a map.

[Part 2 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by David Lynch] (Episode 2022 outside U.S.)

  Night
   -- Lucy and Andy discuss what happened at the pageant.
L and A in unison: I love you.
   -- Cooper, with Truman and Hawk, ponders the petroglyph and "Fire walk with
      me."  Pete enters and says the Log Lady stole his truck which had 12
      rainbow trout in the bed.  The circle of 12 sycamore trees is where
      Hawk found the bloody towel and ripped pages - Glastonberry Grove.
    -- C: {snap}  The legendary burial place of King Arthur.  Glastonbury!
P: King Arthur is buried in England.  {Cooper and Truman look at him}
Last I heard...
      The Log Lady arrives with some oil which her husband said is the opening
      to a gateway.  Cooper and Truman determine it to be what Jacoby smelled
      ("scorched engine oil").  Ronette is brought in and recognizes the smell
      of that oil from the night Laura died.
   -- Earle takes Annie to the circle of trees.  Annie prays but becomes silent
      and appears to be hypnotized when she enters the circle.  They go beyond
      the red curtains.
   -- Nadine is 35 again.  She wants to know who Mike is, why Norma is there,
      and where her drape runners are.
   -- Ben apologizes to Eileen.  Donna cries for Will to be her father.
      Sylvia walks in and Will belts Ben, who hits his head on the fireplace.
   -- Andrew switches the mystery key with another he has for a safety
      deposit box.  Pete enters and discovers him.
   -- Cooper and Truman find Pete's truck.  They head into the woods.
      Cooper goes alone, with Truman following, and sees an owl and the
      sycamore trees.  {Figure 1 (see figures below)}  He enters the curtains
      into the hallway and the red room.  Strobe effect.  The Little Man From
      Another Place comes in from the other side and goes to sit in a chair.
      Another man sings, then disappears.
   -- Andy comes looking for Truman

26 Mar (Sunday)

  Morning
   -- 10 hours later, Truman and Andy are still waiting for Cooper

  7:25 am (Andrew's watch)
   -- Audrey practices civil disobedience and chains herself to the Twin Peaks
      Savings and Loans' bank vault "in protest of their financial ties to the
      Ghostwood development project."  Security guard answers the phone,
      "it's a boy!  It's a boy!"  Andrew and Pete arrive and open the safety
      deposit box to discover a bomb that goes off.  Eckhardt's note: Got you,
      Andrew, Love, Thomas.
   -- Bobby tells Shelly he wants to marry her.
    -- S: Oh, what kept us, Heidi?  Seconds on knockwurst this morning?
H: I couldn't get my car started.
    -- S: Too busy jump starting the old man... again.
B: I thought you Germans were always on time.
   -- Leo still surviving
   -- Jacoby brings Sarah to Mr. and Mrs. Briggs.  Sarah has a message for
      Garland:  "I'm in the Black Lodge...with Dale Cooper," spoken in
      a dark, muddy voice.
   -- {Figure 2}  Shot of empty hallway to the red rooms.
LMFAP: "I'm waiting for you."
   -- {Figure 3}  Cooper and the Little Man From Another Place sitting in
      the red room.  Normal light.
LMFAP: When you see me again, it won't be me.  This is the waiting
room.  Would you like some coffee?  Some of your friends are
here.
      Laura comes in and sits down in the chair next to LMFAP.
Laura: Hello Agent Cooper.  {winks, snaps her fingers}  I'll see you
again in 25 years.  Meanwhile...  {presents her hands}
      {Figure 4}  Great Northern room service waiter appears in the chair
      where Laura sat, with a cup of coffee.
GNRSW: Hoo! Woo, woo, woo, woo  {with hand in front of mouth--the
"Indian noise"}  Hallelujah!
LMFAP: Hallelujah!
      GNRSW rises and walks up to Cooper with the coffee.
GNRSW: Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.
      He sets down solid coffee for Cooper.  The giant appears where GNRSW
      stood.  He walks back to the chair and sits down.
Giant: One and the same.
      LMFAP rubs his hands.  The giant has disappeared.  Cooper picks up his
      coffee - it's liquid.  When he's about to drink, it's solid.  LMFAP
      continues rubbing his hands.  The coffee's liquid.  LMFAP looks away.
      The coffee's viscous.
LMFAP: Wow, Bob, wow.  Fire walk with me.
      {Figure 5}  Fire.  A scream.  Strobe effect.  LMFAP has disappeared.
      Cooper walks to the other room.  Normal light.  Identical furniture
      but empty.  He walks back to the original room.
      {Figure 6}  LMFAP sits in the chair.  Normal light.
LMFAP: Wrong way
      Cooper goes back to the other room.  It is reversed.  LMFAP sits in the
      the chair and babbles excitedly.  Then:
LMFAP: Another friend.
      LMFAP continues to babble, ducks behind a chair.  Maddy enters wearing
      a black dress identical to Laura's.
Maddy: I'm Maddy.  Watch out for my cousin. {can't see whether her
eyes are white}
      {Figure 7}  Maddy has disappeared.  Cooper goes back to the original
      room.  It's empty.  LMFAP (shadow self) appears next to him.
LMFAP (shadow self):  Doppelganger
      {Figure 8}  Laura (shadow self) appears next to a chair.
Laura (shadow self):  {presenting hands, angrily:}  Meanwhile
      Strobe effect.  She screams, climbs up on the chair, runs up to Cooper,
      flash of Earle's shadow self.  Cooper runs back to the other room. 
      Normal light.  Cooper is bleeding from his stomach, and there's a trail
      of blood on the floor.
      {Figure 9}  Cooper follows the blood trail back to the original room.
      Caroline and Cooper on the floor bleeding.  Caroline changes to Annie,
      in Caroline's dress.  Annie sits up.  Strobe effect.
Cooper: Caroline?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?
      {Figure 10}  Cooper goes back to the other room.  Normal light.
      Annie is standing there, wearing the black dress from the pageant.
Annie: Dale.  I saw the face of the man who killed me.
Cooper: Annie...the face of the man who killed you?
Annie: It was my husband.
Cooper: Annie?
Annie: Who's Annie?  It's me.
      Annie changes to Caroline (shadow self), in Caroline's dress, standing
      in front of a formica (?) table.
Caroline (shadow self):  It's me, it's me.
Cooper: Caroline?                      
      Caroline changes back to Annie, in Caroline's dress.
Annie: You must be mistaken.  I'm alive.
      Annie turns into Laura (shadow self), screaming, then turns into
      Windom Earle.
Earle: Dale Cooper.
      Annie, in pageant dress, appears off to the side by the table, vanishes.
Earle: {laughs}  If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live.
Cooper: I will.
      Earle stabs Cooper.  Fire.  Rewind of stabbing.
      {Figure 11}  BOB appears, grabs Earle.  Strobe effect.
BOB: {to Earle}  Be quiet.  Be quiet.  {to Cooper}  You go.  He is
wrong.  He can't ask for your soul.  I will take his. 
      A spout of fire appears over Earle's head, and his head slumps forward.
      BOB laughs, Cooper leaves.  Cooper's shadow self enters, crouches
      beside BOB, and laughs with him.
      {Figure 12}  Normal light.  Cooper enters a hallway.  Leland (shadow
      self) enters from the side.
Leland (shadow self):  I did not kill anybody.
      Cooper sees his shadow self enter the hallway, and starts to run.
      Cooper's shadow self follows him, walking past Leland's shadow self.
      {Figure 13}  Cooper runs through another hallway, an empty room (strobe
      effect) and a hallway.  His shadow self runs through the empty room.
      {Figure 14}  Normal light.  Cooper runs through a hallway and a room
      with chairs.  His shadow self chases him closely and catches up to him
      at the curtains.  Strobe effect.  BOB appears and laughs.

[Figures and explanation:]
C=Cooper  D=dwarf  S=singer    L=Laura   w=waiter  G=giant      *=shadow-self/
M=Maddy   A=Annie  c=Caroline  W=Windom  B=BOB     Le=Leland      doppelganger
?='wall' not visible   1=1st action in figure     _ _      .-->-------._
normal=normal light    2=2nd action etc.       _ | | |     |  `----.
strobe=strobing light  o=statue               |_ chairs    |  moving path <--'

        Figure 1            Figure 2       Figure 3            Figure 4
    _____ ___________         _____       ___________         ___________
   |  o  |     _o_   |       |     |     |     _o_   |       |     _o_   |
   |  .--->C_ |D| | 3|       |     |     |  _ |D|L|  |       |  _ |D|w|1 |
   |  |  | |_   \   S|       |     |     | |C     \  |       | |C   / ,  |
1  |  |  |       \   |  2    |     |     |         `-<--L    |   <-' /   |
C-->--'  |        `--<--D    |     |     |           |       |  2G--'    |
   |__?__|___________|       |__?__|     |_____?_____|       |_____?_____|
    normal  strobe            normal        normal         normal

              Figure 5                              Figure 6
    ___________ _____ ___________       ___________ _____ ___________ _____
  |     _o_   |  o  |     _o_   |     |     _o_   |  o  |     ?     |  ?  |
  |  _ | | |  |  ,--->C_ | | |  |     |  _ |D| |  |  .--->C         |     |
  | |C--._   ?| / ,--C|_        |     | |_       ?|  |  |      M _  | 3M  |
  |  1    `-->-' /  |2         ?|     |           |  |  |?     _\_| |  |  |
  |          <--'   |           |     |         1C---'  |  |_|D|\`--<--'  |
  |_____?_____|__?__|_____?_____|     |_____?_____|__?__|___2D<-'___|__?__|
     strobe    normal  normal            normal    normal  normal

        Figure 7                        Figure 8
    ___________ _____         ___________ _____ ___________
   |           |  o  | 1     |  ,-->-.   |  o  |           |
   |           |  .----C     | L*|_| |   |  .--->C--.      |
   |          ?|  |  |       | 1     L*  |  |  | <--'      |
   |     C<-._ |  |  |       |     2C-._ |  |  |          ?|
   |     2D*  `---'  |       |          `---'  |           |
   |_____?_____|__?__|       |_____?_____|__?__|_____?_____|
      normal    normal          strobe    normal  normal

       Figure 9                   Figure 10                 Figure 11
    ___________ _____          _____ ___________       _____ ___________ _____
  |     ?     |     |        |     |     2     |     |  ?  |     ?     |  ?  |
  |           |  .----C      |  .->-._   A/c* _|     |  .---._2  W    _|     |
  |?       C ?|  |  |        |  |  |  `C L*/W| |     |  |  |  `C B1  | | 3C* |
  |     c/A   |  |  |        |  |  |?    3   |_|     |  V  |?    C*  |_|  |  |
  |          <---'  |      1C---'  |         A |     |     |      `----<--'  |
  |_____?_____|_____|        |__?__|_________4_|     |__?__|_____?_____|__?__|
     normal    normal       strobe -> normal                  strobe

  Figure 12               Figure 13                          Figure 14
    _____          _____ ___________ _____         _____ ___________ _____
   |     |        |  ?  |     ?   2C|     | 1     |  ?  |     _o_   |  ?  | 1
   |   ,---C1     | .----C3    ,--|  .----C     |CATCH<--_.| | |  |   ,---C
   |  / ,--C*3    | | .----._   /   |  |  |       |  3  | |_\`-._  ?|  / ,--C*
  <--' / |        | | | |    `-/_   <--'  |       |     |    `-._`-<--' / | 2
  <---' Le*2     <--' V |   ,-'  `----C*4 |       |     |        `--<--'  |
   |_____|        |_____|__/________|__?__|       |__?__|_____?__4B_|_____|
    normal         normal  strobe    normal        strobe <- normal  normal


NOTES:
* In figure 3, we don't see Laura coming into the room.
* In figure 10, we don't see Cooper walking through the hallway.
  It's possible (but unlikely) that the room should be reversed, so that the
  table and the people ends up along the left 'wall' instead.
* In figure 13, Cooper actually runs through the room along the 'wrong'
  diagonal, according to the floor pattern in that scene!

   Night
   -- Cooper and Annie are back on the ground at the sycamore tree circle.
   -- Will tends to Cooper in his bed.  He asks about Annie and Truman says
      she's at the hospital and will be okay.  Cooper gets up, "I need to
      brush my teeth."  In the bathroom, BOB has Cooper ram his head into
      the mirror.
    -- C:  How's Annie?  How's Annie?  How's Annie??  {laughs}
  How's Annie??  HOW'S ANNIE??  {laughs}  HOW'S ANNIE??!  {laughs}

   ??
   -- Laura is sitting in the red room with Cooper standing next to her.
      His hand is on her shoulder.  She sees an angel and is happy. (FWWM)

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